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One of my biggest comic strip pet peeves is depictions of melting snowmen. They don’t get squishy and slumpy like ice cream while the field around them remains covered. The snow around them is the first to go, with the snowman lingering for days afterwards, slowly shrinking from the outside in as the meltwater refreezes or evaporates.
I’m inspired. I’m cool. I’m extracted. Same gene pool. whoop whoop whoop whoop – anybody got some duct tape so I can stick a banana on the wall?
3 days ago we had accumulated 32" of snow over 3 days and now it is +3 and raining and we have maybe 6" of packed mush. We might get more. Last year we had green until Dec. 20th then we got enough to claim a whiter Christmas. We have more snow now than we had all last year.
codycab 3 months ago
Well Calvin built a snowman. Too bad he did during a sunny day.
snsurone76 3 months ago
Oh, pooh! Calvin can do MUCH better with his snow monsters and goons—especially when they drive Dad nuts, LOL!
C 3 months ago
Hot take on angst
snsurone76 3 months ago
Looks just like the one who took a free ride on Calvin’s sled yesterday. I guess Susie is also a “genius”.
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
It builds character before it melts.
Johnny Q Premium Member 3 months ago
Like those pictures Buddhist monks make in the sand, then they get swept away!
cmxx 3 months ago
Sure looks like grief and suffering to me. Terminal grief and suffering.
orinoco womble 3 months ago
The poor snowman is certainly suffering in the last frame. Total meltdown.
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat 3 months ago
Diagnosis: entropy
Number Slx 3 months ago
That ain’t art! Calvin needs to attach the carrot with duct tape. Then it’s art!
garethkb415 Premium Member 3 months ago
One of my biggest comic strip pet peeves is depictions of melting snowmen. They don’t get squishy and slumpy like ice cream while the field around them remains covered. The snow around them is the first to go, with the snowman lingering for days afterwards, slowly shrinking from the outside in as the meltwater refreezes or evaporates.
cracker65 3 months ago
Don’t blink
c001 3 months ago
Calvin is absolutely right. Good art works in many ways.
BenOnPaper 3 months ago
At least he has snow at all! I’m in Sydney, and there’s never a single drop!
minty_Joe 3 months ago
It’s at this moment I cue up and play “Snowbound” by Genesis
Jayalexander 2 months ago
yes, portrays the hysteria being expressed by the lunatics who seened out of sorts even before they were soundly given a wedgie.
rshive 2 months ago
All of us end up like the snowman, Calvin.
suelou 2 months ago
I wonder what truth it is inspiring him with now?
win.45mag 2 months ago
Looks fairly tortured to me.
steveh64 2 months ago
In the winter, a young man’s thoughts turn to Snow Goons.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 2 months ago
Shrinkflation
The Wolf In Your Midst 2 months ago
“Look upon my works, ye… aw, crud.”
constantine48 2 months ago
Art was much better when it was the artwork that was important. Most of today’s “artists” are just celebrities with a hobby.
MRBLUESKY529 2 months ago
This reminds me of the commercial where this guy gets a full sized wax sculpture of himself. He then, talks about it outside in the hot sun….
dwdl21 2 months ago
A vocabulary like this and can’t subtract 7 from 11. LOL
Jim Bedsole Premium Member 2 months ago
The guy who got millions for a banana duct taped to a wall may have been one of the those future generations so inspired by Calvin’s art.
MS72 2 months ago
No one can argue that his body of work is prodigious!
Mediatech 2 months ago
Those future generations had better hurry up to get their inspiration.
baskate_2000 2 months ago
’Fraid not, Calvin – sun says no.
rockyridge1977 2 months ago
Think he had a “melt down”!!!!!
bobtoledo Premium Member 2 months ago
And reality sinks in (and then drips away).
Diat60 2 months ago
Maybe Calvin should consider the Antarctic as a permanent site for his snowmen.
Blu Bunny 2 months ago
Genius didn’t think about solar radiation.
royq27 2 months ago
Put some duct tape on that carrot, might sell for a few million…
tremaine53 2 months ago
Or not.
Saddenedby Premium Member 2 months ago
I’m inspired. I’m cool. I’m extracted. Same gene pool. whoop whoop whoop whoop – anybody got some duct tape so I can stick a banana on the wall?
Milady Meg 2 months ago
The Mona Freeza!
formathe 2 months ago
3 days ago we had accumulated 32" of snow over 3 days and now it is +3 and raining and we have maybe 6" of packed mush. We might get more. Last year we had green until Dec. 20th then we got enough to claim a whiter Christmas. We have more snow now than we had all last year.
toondel5 Premium Member 2 months ago
Anicca – all things must pass, melt, sublimate or be hit by a careening toboggan.
Squoop 2 months ago
That expresses truth about the human condition all right.
mindjob 2 months ago
He gets more and more tortured as the day drags on
Carl Rennhack Premium Member 2 months ago
The snowman is NOT melting because of the Sun, but because of all of Calvin’s hot air!!
lnrokr55 2 months ago
I guess it’s a Liberty Mutual Snowman ! ;-)
John Jorgensen 2 months ago
It really doesn’t look different from any other snowman.
Bilan 2 months ago
If Calvin could duct tape the snowman to a canvas, he would make millions.
txmystic 2 months ago
Gravity and heat death…even more inescapable than “regular” death and taxes…
brick10 2 months ago
Sublimation is much more elegant than melting.
anomaly 2 months ago
If you drank deeply from the cup of life, you’d notice impermanence.
j12181951 2 months ago
Calvin IS Ozymandias
Smeagol 2 months ago
Calvin as a tortured artist? Nah. Maybe he’s a budding Michelangelo or a Donatello.
Erichalfbee 2 months ago
He only had a sip of the cup of experience though.
coffeeturtle 2 months ago
Breaking the 4th wall barrier, this comic strip has indeed endured and inspired future generations… and keep getting the laughs too
AtariDragon 2 months ago
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Curiosity Premium Member 2 months ago
“Here comes the Sun”
cytomark 2 months ago
it’s a statement about the impermance of art.
rugeirn 2 months ago
Or… not.
EMGULS79 2 months ago
That’s definitely a tortured countenance if I’ve ever seen one.
markkahler52 2 months ago
The artist is deeply drunk and passed out on Life for now…
g04922 2 months ago
LOL… Man and his works are very temporary in the scheme of things and the world.
namelocdet 2 months ago
I was in my 40’s before I ever heard the word “Corporeal”. Thanks to Star Trek DS9!
sincavage05 2 months ago
Not yet,
hagarthehorrible 2 months ago
And with that kind of vocabulary, art and philosophy Mrs Wormwood looks down on this kid.
ekke 2 months ago
The funny part of it is that the snowman at the end looks more like what Calvin describes than his original construction.
lindz.coop Premium Member 2 months ago
Until the sun comes out…
glowing-steak32 2 months ago
Well, it’s already suffering.