Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 03, 2024

Web standards have bottomed out

Yup

I’m afraid so – unless you wanna switch to the classics

Peter Parker he ain’t.

They always have job openings in Sherman’s Lagoon.

Homer Simpson already did the *ss web thing in a Halloween episode.

Hey, Spirit! Let me know where you go and I’ll follow you.

Wait. What just happened?

TMI

Makes more sense than shooting them from your wrists, I suppose. But that would’ve been awkward for Peter Parker to keep mooning the world when he wanted to shoot a web. LOL!

Butt web! Butt web!

That’s it, blow it out your A** Wiz.

At least it isn’t a flying unicorn and a rainbow.

I bet when he does #2, it’s going to be hilarious. With great power comes great dingleberries.

Spirit, after all these years of dealing with Wizard’s shenanigans, now you want to seek employment elsewhere?

Welp, that IS how spiders work after all.

So ……….. spider web out his butt? Gross!!!

I always feel better after a good FLORP.

yes, sadly it is… :j

William’s superpowers went awry.

Come on Wiz!!!!!! Trapped in the room by a web of disgust?

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can

Sits around in his web, starves to death if he ain’t fed.

Look out! There sits the spiderman

LOL!

….I hear they are looking for an “extra” in BC???

Didn’t “The Boys” do this too?

Look up " The Great Crepitation Contest of 1946", a hilarious purported play by play radio broadcast.

i hear there are characters in gil thorp trying to enter the transfer portal.

Give it a shot.

I hear Prince Valiant is hiring!

Hope he wipes afterwords.

The Charmin bears are scratching their heads, trying to think of the best way to take advantage of this new development.

Powers is powers. Yuh takes whut yuh gets.

It would be funny if Peter Parker actually has webbing coming out of his rear end. I would rather be the Hulk. Smeagol Smash LOL

One of my secret pleasures is old sci-fi movies in which everything radioactive produces giant troublesome critters. I recently rewatched part of “Them” (giant ants) which scared me when I was 12 years old. It didn’t seem as hokey 60 years ago, but it is still somehow fascinating. Never saw much value in the giant human movies, though. (Movies about giant humans, not giant movies about humans!)

Yes, yes it is.

SpiderWiz

Why doesn’t the wizard wear pants.

Pretty sure you’re entangled with this Wizard for the duration.

This is the part Lee and Kirby skipped over.

Thank the deities there weren’t any cling-ons.

Richmond Spiders might bite; keep away from Charles Barkley.

His neck tingles when Blanche is approaching