Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 18, 2025

I actually like the snowman. If it snowed here, I’d make one.

He should visit Calvin’s Strip! Although, I do like most of Calvin’s Snowmen,

He’s a hard marker.

Watch out where the huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow

The sculpture technique was influenced by Moore but the coloring technique was influenced by Poll0ck.

A good name for that dog could be SnowBanksy.

Nice angle for a selfie

Watch out where the huskies go,and don’t you eat that yellow snow. (Frank Zappa)

The dog is doing a pisson’t, and his master is a pissant.

I wonder what he would have thought about the snow jeep my son and I built when he was 4.

Or is he a performance artist creating a work in progress?

This dog’s been down Ballard Street today.

The dog should leave another (different) number on that snowman.

On Boy Scout winter hikes, we wrote our names in the snow.

Doesn’t take long for folks who use their tablets all the time begin to meld into that shape. Waiting for the health insurance claims for ‘over use of thumb muscles.’

Hunchback snowman – should have a brain in a jar. Or a rope and a bell.

This makes sense?

For once, I agree with the art critic!

And narry a credit to Mel Brooks.

The snowman wears yellow underwear.

Period-accurate snowman. Everyone has their face buried in their phones today and the phone company stockholders are laughing about it all the way to the bank.

It’s better to be p’ed off than to be p’ed on, I always say.

In a dog, that means he likes it enough to mark it for other dogs.

It looks like the jerks who hog one exercise machine and stare at their phone during my workouts.

And eloquent.

Ah… critics. ’nuff said.

A snow job and a peon.

More like Trump critiquing the Constitution…

Does this mean that dogs don’t consider fire hydrants as works of art?

In Flander’s field where the Huskies go, please don’t drink the yellow snow. (not quite the same but funnier – Friends of Mine – The Guess Who)

A on target.

Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the fire hydrant! ;-)

if it snows 2 inches here, businesses, schools and public buildings close, beer and liquor sell out, and people wreck cars everywhere. it’s ridiculous. i worked wrecker driver during one such “storm”, cleared over $1000 in three days—and the roads were clean by the second day—it’s like “Oh my! the pavement’s wet, i should wreck my car!” east virginia.

take that Calvin!

He should go to Calvin’s house

The artist even has it hunched over properly.

Definitely a positive statement.