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I had a (left handed) sister who served mashed potatoes back-handed with her left hand, using a BIG spoon. I can picture it still, decades later. Good thing we all liked mashed potatoes!
I can empathize with Calvin a bit here. My mother was not the best cook. To top it off, one of my father’s favorite meals was kielbasa, sauerkraut, and brussel sprouts. I couldn’t even stand the smell of that dinner and I’d happily skip that meal and go to bed hungry rather than eat that for dinner, but to leave the table without eating everything on our plates was not an option. Furthermore, we were never to serve ourselves as dinner portions were always placed on the kids’ plates.
Years later, when my dad aske me if he could temporarily move into my house because he was moving back to Michigan from Washington sate, I informed him he could do so under one condition. He was not to cook kielbasa, sauerkraut, and brussel sprouts at any time in my place! He literally pouted, but my house never had that meal served at any time during his stay. Gotta say, that was a good feeling.
I used to put a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter on the counter. If the kids didn’t like what we were eating, they had the option of eating a PB sandwich.
I once ate my lima beans right away to get it over with. Not seeing any on my plate Mum insisted that I take more, not believing me that I had eaten them already. From that I learned to leave a couple on the plate.
As I grew into adulthood my tastes evolved, & I got to tell my parents “If you don’t eat your habanerno peppers you’ll get them for breakfast!”
Great thing about being older,mom is gone and there’s no one left to make me eat something I detest. To this day i despise cooked spinach of any kind. She used to tell me it would help me grow like Popeye, just made my face green.
My favorite “Mom cooks” strip was a Sunday one showing her hauling a giant squid out of the fridge, adding what looked like a gallon of pale green paint, a shrunken head, maybe a couple other things, then ran the mixer on high.
codycab about 1 month ago
Yeah Calvin. Mom worked hard on this.
dadthedawg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Tell him how gross it is, then maybe he will eat it…..
Spacehog about 1 month ago
I do not remember this strip! It is fun to see strips that you do not remember!
Robin Harwood about 1 month ago
I’m glad she’s wearing the appropriate safety gear for handling that stuff.
Hello Everyone about 1 month ago
I thought Mom had a new Job! – She looked good at it!
Blu Bunny about 1 month ago
Instead of shoveling it on his plate, shovel it in his mouth like you do with a baby.
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
Mom should get a job operating a bulldozer; she seems quite god at it!
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
Surprising that Mom and Dad don’t make him eat in the kitchen.
PoodleGroomer about 1 month ago
An articulating front loader has a tighter turn radius for maneuvering easily in the kitchen.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
Who likes glop
BigDaveGlass about 1 month ago
Shovel it in, Calvin. Think of Garfield with lasagna.
Concretionist about 1 month ago
I had a (left handed) sister who served mashed potatoes back-handed with her left hand, using a BIG spoon. I can picture it still, decades later. Good thing we all liked mashed potatoes!
French Persons' Savvy Selection of Screaming Elly Premium Member about 1 month ago
“Calvin, there are children starving to death in Montreal!”
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Home Cooking… eat what’s put in front of you and shut up if you don’t like it.
CharlesRiley about 1 month ago
Today’s answer to picky kids: order out!
tremaine53 about 1 month ago
I don’t recall seeing this one before. How could I possibly NOT remember ‘splutchh’?!?
SquidGamerGal about 1 month ago
Keep complaining and you’ll just get more!
Who, me? about 1 month ago
Well drawn pay loader in middle frame.
fjc007 about 1 month ago
Splutchh! I lose my appetite, just making that sound in my head.
david_42 about 1 month ago
I had five sibs, we ate was was set before us.
elvira.alejandro about 1 month ago
I prefer what I cook.
sandpiper about 1 month ago
Mom was a pretty good cook . . . most of the time. But I learned early that to complain too loudly earned one a fat ear.
BJDucer about 1 month ago
I can empathize with Calvin a bit here. My mother was not the best cook. To top it off, one of my father’s favorite meals was kielbasa, sauerkraut, and brussel sprouts. I couldn’t even stand the smell of that dinner and I’d happily skip that meal and go to bed hungry rather than eat that for dinner, but to leave the table without eating everything on our plates was not an option. Furthermore, we were never to serve ourselves as dinner portions were always placed on the kids’ plates.
Years later, when my dad aske me if he could temporarily move into my house because he was moving back to Michigan from Washington sate, I informed him he could do so under one condition. He was not to cook kielbasa, sauerkraut, and brussel sprouts at any time in my place! He literally pouted, but my house never had that meal served at any time during his stay. Gotta say, that was a good feeling.
gozirra2 Premium Member about 1 month ago
In fourth panel, Calvin and mom are looking at dad. Waiting for him to start eating…still waiting…
BillGrigg about 1 month ago
I used to put a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter on the counter. If the kids didn’t like what we were eating, they had the option of eating a PB sandwich.
rshive about 1 month ago
Could be worse, Calvin. Think asparagus.
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
Reflex from the day job!!!!!
ladykat Premium Member about 1 month ago
It could be mac and cheese. I’ve never met a kid yet who didn’t like mac and cheese.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
Calvin’s mother is no gourmet cook. I think she’s been watching Flo’s cooking show over on Andy Capp.
Llama of Fashion about 1 month ago
Casseroles and kids often do not go together. “All my foods are touching each other — Eeuuwwww!!!”
J The Great about 1 month ago
“Mom! You know I hate dirt!”
owlsandy Premium Member about 1 month ago
Nothing worse than having a kid tell you he hates what you made for dinner, especially if he “loved” it last week!
Number Six (1967) about 1 month ago
My mother was a bit of a psychologist.
“Don’t you eat that while l’m not looking!”, she’d say.
My sister and l would then shovel the food into our mouths and gleefully shout, “We’re eating it – we’re eating it!”
mindjob about 1 month ago
After all, there are people starving in Africa
KEA about 1 month ago
If we ever complained about what we were getting for supper… we didn’t get any supper.
mfrasca about 1 month ago
I too hated when my anya made véres hurka with káposztás tészta.
big nate and calivin and hobbes lover about 1 month ago
anybody else have every book
Snoots about 1 month ago
This is where Calvin and Hobbes shines. Look at the artwork and detail in that bulldozer… and even in the following panel. Simply excellent.
rob about 1 month ago
Why are some comic strip moms so bad at food?
jrankin1959 about 1 month ago
You hate everything, kid. (Hey – maybe Dad’s first name was Mikey…)
minty_Joe about 1 month ago
I’m on a “see-food” diet. I “see food”, I eat it.
Or…
“See? Food!” (Then proceeds to show off food being chewed inside mouth. My sister and I did that as little kids, lol.)
Scott S about 1 month ago
I once ate my lima beans right away to get it over with. Not seeing any on my plate Mum insisted that I take more, not believing me that I had eaten them already. From that I learned to leave a couple on the plate.
As I grew into adulthood my tastes evolved, & I got to tell my parents “If you don’t eat your habanerno peppers you’ll get them for breakfast!”
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 month ago
Just wait another 10 years, my boy, until you’re a teenager, and the words “too much food” will just be a laff line.
Smeagol about 1 month ago
It must be a Brocolli, Cauliflower and Brussells sprouts salad with Thousand Island dressing.
wiley207 about 1 month ago
I know that feeling in the last panel, when my mom often serves me more salad than I can handle. “That’s enough, Mom! That’s enough!”
C about 1 month ago
Inculcating the habit of overeating
HodgeElmwood about 1 month ago
Cauliflower and garbanzo bean casserole. With a side of kale.
StevePappas about 1 month ago
Yep! Mom did tha5 every time, and I know it was on purpose. Chop suey. BLECCH!
sincavage05 about 1 month ago
Great thing about being older,mom is gone and there’s no one left to make me eat something I detest. To this day i despise cooked spinach of any kind. She used to tell me it would help me grow like Popeye, just made my face green.
tinstar about 1 month ago
Ah, Calvin, if you had to eat some of the things my mother made, when I was a kid, you’d be begging your mother for more.
Pony about 1 month ago
Would you like a side of rocks with that?
LEhydraclone about 1 month ago
I’ve never seen this comic before. Can someone tell me the date?
rgcviper about 1 month ago
Oh, no—he’s been SPLUTCHHed. The horror! Ha.
DKHenderson about 1 month ago
My favorite “Mom cooks” strip was a Sunday one showing her hauling a giant squid out of the fridge, adding what looked like a gallon of pale green paint, a shrunken head, maybe a couple other things, then ran the mixer on high.