Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 08, 2025

Goldie with the old paw in the eye trick!

Another night, another nightmare. So the Goldie(n) paw of justice will have to wait a little bit longer.

To be precise: 2 a.m. rolls around every morning.

(When Elvis is sardonic, he is the funniest of them all) ♡

I’m lovin’ Puck’s elbow lean on the Woman’s head.

I love Elvis

I wonder if Goldie really sleeps on her like that. I often have three cats sleeping with me, but usually not that close to my head, though every now and then one might sleep on my pillow.

“2 a.m. rolls around every night.” Does this make the fact that Monday rolls around only once a week any easier ?

I’m just glad Ora Zella was asleep and didn’t learn about Lizzie Borden. She already has a chainsaw, she doesn’t need an axe — shudder!

They limit themselves to 0200? My cats don’t.

Puck, I’m not sure that’s a good place to lean.

Slightly off-topic : is it possible for cats with thick fur to have fur that looks like long human hair? yesterday I saw a funny looking cat with thick fur, and the thickness of her/his fur made the fur on his/her head looks like human long hair, her/his fur looks like a popular hairstyle among actresses and fashion models or maybe the fur of this cat was combed by her owner ? I don’t think this cat is a stray cat who combed her/his fur with her/his tongue this cat is probably owned by a woman who loves fashion.

Lupin loaf, Purrito Puck, Exasperated Elvis, and a Good(night) Goldie!

No explanation for the Lizzie Borden mystery or the JFK shooting mystery will ever satisfy everyone. As was stated recently, even if the papers on the JFK shooting ARE all made public there will still be people who will claim that something is being covered up.

Good reminder of one of my favorite Elvis lines: “You forgot your complimentary gift bag full of JUSTICE!” I guess it was a limited time offer.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the oPyramid Library

Puckmosis: How is the Voyage Manuscript research going?

Beatrixia: We have made some progress. It appears to be divided into several topics of interest. Here appear to be some recipes Thomios might be interested in.

Puck: I’ll bet he and Floofnet will be interested.

Bea: Elvis’ apprentices Tira and Akil are working on making copies.

Beaver Lee Cleary: There are some illustrations that look like the characters are weaving tapestries.

Bea: We should show them to the Artisans.

Iggy: Here are some pictures that look like maps. Some of them are places I’ve sailed to. I’ll bet Elvis has visited them as well.

Sometime Later, at the Royal Kitchen

Thomios: I don’t know about the script, but the illustrations look like some plural spice combinations that are intriguing.

Sue Chef: I think I can make a guess of some of what the script says from these illustrations.

Violet-Ifa: Tash and I are planning a visit to Amon-Merchant and Azibo’s Spice Plural shop. Make a list and we’ll see what we can do.

Thomios: Wonderful. We can plan some new snacks for the Big Game Party. Have you made any progress on the maps, Iggy?

Iggy: Some. I think I can decipher some of the place names from the illustrations. But most importantly are these beautiful night sky drawings.

Thomios: There is a legend of a night sky artist whose name is lost in futurity. Maybe their name is written here.

Iggy: I see it Dunn.

You 2 are reporting too far into the night, you will be asleep all day tomorrow, Oh I forgot, that’s a cats life!!!

Go to bed, Elvis and Puck!

Indeed, 2 AM rolls around quickly and on time in this household. So does a paw in the eye or on the nose.

OT:

Goldie’s paw touch – so sweet!

Goldie you can put your paw on my eye anytime!

My Insomnia is a b*tch.

He keeps me up at night and keeps the end of my bed warm.

When the sun sets and the moon comes up, I should be dreaming of soft things or wacky situations that could never happen.

But instead, I’m trapped here, with my Insomnia at the foot of my bed, keeping me on my phone.

My Insomnia is a patient man.

I’ve tried, believe me, to ignore him. I’ve laid for hours in my bed, wrapped up in blankets.

I’ve counted thousands of sheep, let them hop to and fro from my bed to the door.

But he shoos them away when they get to close.

My Insomnia is a jealous man.

He doesn’t like Sleep and her warm and gentle touches. He favors his cold and sharp hands.

He doesn’t let her take me until he’s had me to the sunrise, where I should be waking now instead of sleeping.

He keeps me until my eyes are stinging and I’m all but begging to be released.

He let’s go only because he’ll return at the end of the day when the sun sets and the moon rises.

My Insomnia keeps me in a prison.

I can’t see the night progress through the blanket I’ve hung up on my window, as a makeshift curtain to keep the sun out of my eyes as I sleep the day away.

The night pities me and the day yearns for me.

My friends wait for me and my sisters lose patience as I miss out on plans.

My grandma worries for me, and pulls me from the gentle embrace of sleep.

My Insomnia is a cruel man.

He keeps me chained to my phone and my computer, to the horrors of my mind as I only seek relief through sleep.

The chains used to cut when I was eleven and so exhausted and so confused when he had first graced the end of my bed.

But now, when I’m edging into eighteen, I’m only tired and defeated.

I can only let him run his course, and wait for school to arrive so I can imprison him with sugar-coated pills bought over the counter.

I’m enjoying the Lizzie Borden series. Have you ever seen “The Man Who Came to Dinner?”Joseph Ferrette

Love the snark.

It’s only a matter of time before the Woman awakens. Somecat swat her phone away!

Actually, some justice will occur at around 6:00 am, when the Woman has to get out of bed.

Goldie is being sweet and the Woman is being tolerant.

“2AM rolls around every night.”

Except for that March Sunday every year when daylight savings goes into effect.

OT

So it does!

The You’re Wrong About podcast had an excellent episode about Lizzie Borden.