Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 19, 2023

More harpy than angel

Is Tiffany cranky because she didn’t get anywhere with Kip??

This loud and unprofessional behavior by Tiff is out of character. She has never acted like this at The Fuse before.

Why does Luann need to interview anyone to write a story? Doesn’t she have any imagination at all? .

So.. Will Tiffany quit working at The Fuse?

Yes, you need the job, not just for money, but to learn how to socially interact.

Someone just got on Tiff’s last nerve! 8^ )

Never say that, even if it’s somewhat true

This looks like it might lead into something interesting. Maybe Luann and Tiff could heal some old wounds, bury the hatchet and become friends. After all, Tiff doesn’t have a girl best friend and she could use one.

Drama is not something Tiff lacks in.

I’m gonna do an Ivlax here and say:

“WOW!! Is Tiff going to QUIT?? what is she going to do for Money???"*

(Sorry, lvlax)

Honestly, this "Tiffany working at the Fuse, bit HAS IMO, pretty much run its course.

But where would Tiff work? I vote for:

A) Being the USA Rep for Souffle Lingerie or even a model for them. (Something she SHOULD have done years ago.) And with Bets handling the Advertising.

OR

B) Working with the local dinner theater as an actress. (And getting Gunny a job in costume design)

Not likely she’s going to quit though.

So.

How long do Ya’ll think Lu and Tiff will talk before one gets snarky with the other? ;-)

Setting aside the fact that I hate Tiffany with the white hot intense of a thousand black holes…. Could this weeks strip be about helmet-hair frustration because she wants to boink Kip but feels she mustn’t because that would be poaching from the Southern swamp monster.

Also , I was under the impression that Nancy DeGroot was the Boss of Bosses at The Fuse.

In any case why ask that rich dork questions when Luann plainly can’t write a single sentence. (he said ironically)

Oh, Tiff, if you don’t need this job, I assume your dad restored your allowance and credit cards?

Will Tiffany stop working no she is to hard up for cash. Luann does not have a imagination that’s part of her problem.

The last guy that Tiffany kissed was TJ? Maybe Tiffany is being moved away from Fuse?

Frank Degroot and Nancy Degroot with Al Gray owned the building. TJ operates the Kablooie?

Bring back Bets Malone and Gunther Berger?

I wonder—if TJ doesn’t act “the Boss” at The Fuse, will he blow it up, as he did to his own delivery truck many years ago??

I would be disappointed if Tiffany stopped working at The Fuse unless she quickly finds greener pastures.

I am still wondering who She-Hulk is.

“No everything’s been sunshine and roses same as always.”

I was waitin for Gerg to pull one of his things where he changes the writing on the shirts. I full wellexpcted the ‘K2’ to change to ‘Kill’

HOORAY! Luann is interviewing Tiffany! Maybe she’ll hear about her situation with Kip/Stef and help do something to get out of it and be less angry. But alas, I find rather difficult that Tiffany will opens her heart to Luann so easily. Or maybe she really is desperate enough to finally do it?! She shown to be able to have deep thoughts, maybe she’ll even admit she needs a special friend besides Gunther, someone she can talk to about her problems. It would be great if that friend is Luann. If so, I hope Luann will be able to help.

Oh, Tiffany. Just knock it off.

Tiffany needs this job. After this week, TJ might not need Tiff. Meanwhile, the inquiring reporter is gathering material for a new piece of literature.

This is the first mention of TJ in months!

So quit.

uh huh. go take some Midol.

Let it go Tiff, deep breath, let it out…

Luann: 100% for hearing, 0.00% for listening to what she is hearing.

Yah, maybe not the best time for an interview, eh?

Luann, if only you knew how un-dramatic things were in the Tiffverse, the most exciting thing she’s done recently is have a brief conversation by her pool on the way to the gazebo.

I think if these two meandering over-thinkers put their heads together they might try to DO something interesting than just THINKING ABOUT doing something exciting only to not do it.

I would say, I think that they’d be an interesting duo if they got together and had wacky hijinks. They could be like Lucy and Ethel.

Luann and Tiff… we have to talk… Hanging with Exciting Ann❤️Eiffel will give you both oodles of exciting experiences. Like, duh! WOW, not there’s a real cranial jump start for ya’, boy howdy. Take the time Dearest Ann❤️Eiffel… forget it, lowly worms, Our Heroine Ann❤️Eiffel isn’t the kind of girl to kiss (or anything else, if you know what The Count means and The Count thinks you do >:) ). Eat your ❤️ out. Both those baes should pack up their thong bikinis and super short little black dresses and hook up with Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel and the ❤️Eiffelettes hunting the wild Shoog Daddies ASAP if not sooner. BTW, Tiff… FYI and just between you, The Count and the lamppost… meanwhile, back at the Manse… Dippy Flippy skinny dippy with pedo Pedro, don’t cha’ know, bro. With that, The Count bids you fond adieu … till tomorrow… same time… same station… TTFN… Count OUT! Oh… BTW… We all ❤️❤️ Ann❤️Eiffel. Esp… well… let’s just say we know who you are… and you’re not worthy.

“Is Tiffany cranky because she didn’t get anywhere with Kip??”. Do ya think?

It’s great to see how far Luann and Tiffany have come from being school rivals, to good friends.

I guess we are supposed to notice that LuAnn is so tied up inside her own head that she can’t see the world around her filled with stories she could be writing. But I’ve said it before, LuAnn has never shown evidence of having read any book, ever. She’s never going to be any sort of writer if she doesn’t read, and what she does write will be of no interest to anyone if she can’t see the stories playing out all around her. Thus the only thing we are learning is that LuAnn’s head is as empty as that of a Raggedy Ann doll; all fluff and no brains.

Plot twist, she needs the job.

Wonder if Tiff will start singing Johnny Paycheck’s song Take This Job and Shove It?

If this was the classic scheming Tiffany, she could so very easily pull a Tom Sawyer’s “whitewashing-the-fence-is-FUN!” con on Luann. Luann’s brain’s barely been activated lately. I think she’d probably do it. (Seriously, Luann can barely muster the brainpower to come up with a fictional story without begging someone to spoon-feed her inspiration).

Tiffany should GENEROUSLY let Luann try working her waitress shift to see how “dramatic, exciting, and interesting” life can get while waitressing. I mean, jokes aside, there are people who genuinely enjoy that as a job, maybe it would appeal to Luann.

And so it goes……and goes…..and goes!

Can we disagree without being disagreeable?

Excuse me, Miss I’m So Special Tiffany – but bosses do have to be bossy when they have an employee like you who is constantly making mistakes and acting like a little baby.

Luann’s first order of business is to PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HER…

Luann is really oblivious to the external world.

Ox please come soothe the savage beast.

Is it time to bring Ann out and let her cause some fun harm.

Hey Tiff, I’d argue that. ’Spect you need it more than it needs you.

Well wait a minute, where are we? Are we finally on another Luann intermission, or are we still on the Moony Roomies arc?

Has anyone else signed up for the E-mail summer van road trip? I received one e-mail, does anyone know anything about it?

Why, oh, why is Luann so oblivious to the drama in front of her? What’s with Tiff and and TJ? =:-o

Luann has managed to successfully write a couple of short stories, but she doesn’t seem cut out to be a novelist. With her flair for comedic writing and performance, I predict she’ll follow Karen into the world of cartooning. Please hurry, Luann, because watching you try to come up with a storyline is painful.

Luann’s next story is Tiffany’s Horrible Haircut.

tomorrow: Nancy offers some sage advice.

Luann must be lacking something in her brain if every story she writes needs to be a retelling of someone’s life experience. Is she really unable to just… make something up?

All in good time. Nothing happens overnight. Who knows, Luann could become a famous comic strip writer with loads of stories about her goofy life and all the things she learned growing up.

uh oh… the ‘i don’t need this job comment’ could have some outcome. If TJ lets Tiff go, like this week, could it be that Tara (witnessing it) might take the job in her place?

Easy Tiff, what’s got you so upset?

Would not surprise me that Tiff got upset because daddy saw Kip in the pool with all the security cameras he had installed and told Tiffany its a “no-no”, Kip must “go-go” or Stef showed up unexpectedly.

Easy. Tiff has hormones that have gone into overdrive because of Kip. That needs to be resolved for her to return to “normal”.

Tiffany is every bit of every drama that happens there..

Wake up, airhead Luann! Tiffany is giving a superb dramatic performance as she excoriates TJ (and so richly deserved it is)….

When you’re smiling….when you’re smiling…the whole world smiles with you….