Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 17, 2025

As Yogi would say, take it.

Go left. That’s where the girls are.

Look within.

In an ideal world, they would both wrap around and meet up at the same place. This not being an ideal world, they probably both lead to some horrible death featuring hidden trap doors and starving wild animals.

You are here, now get out.

I have a hunch that no matter which path he chooses, he’ll find out “It’s a trap!”

Meh, just start rock climbing

Just go to Colorado and get Rocky Mountain high.

Fully conceived, yin and yang join to form a spinning circle: Barry should do a cartwheel.

Time to go home and have a beer.

Go to the Right. Always.

This would have been a real conundrum before quantum superposition was elucidated. Now the answer is obvious: forget about pedestrian decoherence, and take both at once!

Choose your hurricane

The signs are too big. He’ll fall off if he tries to go to the right.

What? No up or down?

Unless both paths loop around to the same place, neither can possibly lead to tranquility.

If you have a split personality, you can go both ways at once

Not gonna happen there.

Back?

Split the party

Left to follow the Dragon Reborn, right to follow the Aes Sedai.

The first is do I get up now or go back to sleep. Always a problem.

“No matter where you go…there you are.”

From the “Teachings of The Great Panda”. Wonderful book, contains everything, you’ll ever need to know.

From that book; “Today’s Thought… Avoid Orange Felons”

Wow! Sounds kinda ominous, don’t it?

Tranquility? Is that near Albuquerque?

walla, walla bing, bang…

Jesus Christ, best chance I have seen yet. In the words of the late Johnny Cash; “A little hard to hold on too but it is there if I need it”.

It doesn’t matter, they both lead to the same place.

Walk straight forward, through the mountain. The division into opposites is just illusion.

“The Way is rather exasperating.” (R.H. Blyth)

That is how philosophy works, isn’t it?

It’s where the 2 come together, Barry!

Don’t worry, the two paths come back together eventually.

I have tranquility, what I don’t have is fear of heights

Are those signs indicating where the men’s and women’s restrooms are?

There’s no easy way, Barry. You’ll have to climb the mountain. Yin and yang will meet on the other side.

Take the middle path.

This sign was left by a deceiver or a fool. Yin and Yang must be always in balance. Going completely to one or the other is to create total disharmony within oneself.

Left or Right huh, gee what could go wrong??? ;-)

Yin and Yang – female and male. I think it is more important to Live in the Moment, the past is past and the future is not here yet. Be kind and Grateful.

The true path to tranquility begins when you twist the cap off the bottle.

Chi, I think I’ll go straight.

Yin Yang, Walla Walla Bing Bang!

The serenity prayer comes pretty close or as I say, If you can do something about a problem do it, if you can’t, there’s no point in stressing about it.

Here’s another one from Englishman in New York. Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret. Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside that you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not unpacked

The entire point of tai chi is the perfect balance between yin and yang. When separated, you fall.

As Yogi Berra was said (to have said) ‘When you come to a fork in the road, take it’. But, then again, he apparently really DID say "I Really Didn’t Say Everything I Said!” Over to you …