Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 15, 2021

On the other hand, no gnus are good gnus.

Gnu morning, gnu pun.

I’d get them some shirts, but I don’t know where to find a gnu jersey.

He’d do well at Fox Gnus wherein the fox regularly eats the gnus and spits it out as swill for GOP losers.

Q: What did the dyslexic robber use to hold up a bank.

A: A gnu.

I think that leading gnus organizations will be all over this story!

A man dressed like a wildebeest for Halloween. He felt like a gnu man.

Oh, and by the way: Governor Gnusom won the recall election.

What’s gnu with you?

A disease infected the gnus at the zoo and they all died.

Well, that’s the end of the gnus, now here’s the weather.

Would that make the place they were standing gnu grass ?

Faux Fake Gnus

Why would Bob even have imitation wildebeests in his yard? To imagine he’s on an African safari?

Maybe Stephan is hoping to replace Tucker Carlson on Fox News.

Fake gnus is the gnu gnorm.

Clever…. sad but clever

No gnus is good gnus.

Rats and Pigs and Gnus, oh my!

Wilde Beest, you make my heart cease…

Rat speaks the truth, Pastis.

And now the truth can be told. It’s all fake gnus.

I like Steve’s “ deer caught in the headlights” look.

No gnus is good gnus.

The Gnu Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqgPyqyh4X4

Props go to Pastis on this one. It was the only way he could do “fake gnus” without things getting political.;-D

At least I learned how to pronounce “gnus” in English. Whatever benefit it will bring me.

Looks like a light gnus days.

No gnus is good gnus.

I thought it was funny.

“I’m a g-nu,

I’m a g-nu,

The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo.

I’m a g-nu,

How do you do?

You really ought to k-now w-ho’s w-ho."

“I’m a g-nu, spelt G-N-U.

I’m g-not a camel or a kangaroo.

So let me introduce,

I’m g-neither man or moose,

Oh, g-know, g-know, g-know,

I’m a g-nu!"

A faked gnu is a beautiful truth all by itself.

At least Bob’s lawn is safe from stampedes. Otherwise, his a$$ would’ve been grass!

A non-GPL GNU, I see

The saddest part is usually the comments section where people feel a compulsion to blurt out boring, uninteresting details about their personal lives.

Even knowing I was being set up…ROFLOL

Well Stephan at least no Rat Bat to the head ;-)

What did I say about puns?

What do you call two wildebeests on their honeymoon? Gnulyweds.

Neighbor Bob must be a Rolling Stone.

I guess fake news is better than being reminded that we have a puppet for a president. “I was told to leave and not take questions”> “I will get into trouble if I answer questions”.

I can’t believe it took him this long.

Sorry Rat…Payne is the saddest part of the comics page.

Wait- is that Trump wearing a faux fur?

I gnu that was coming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqgPyqyh4X4

“Good Gnight – And Good Gnus !” … :)

Love this!

This is why I don’t watch the gnus. Gnu-body can tell what’s real.

They would make for a more interesting lawn that plastic flamingos, anyhow.

Sometimes you can see the pun coming and not read all the dialogue to get there.

Who Gnu?

Pastis is wearing Rat down. Notice the latter didn’t even bring his large mallet…

All the gnus that’s fit to print.

America’s Got Talent!! Just not here.

A very old pun,but one I’ve never seen in the strip.

There was once a court jester who was famous for his terrible puns.The King became soannoyed with him that he sentenced the jester to hang.

As the jester was mounting the steps to the gallows,the King said he would spare his lifeif the jester promised never to utter another pun as long as he lived.

“Do you agree?”,said The King.

“Why of course I agree,your Majesty.After all,no noose is good noose!”

P>S>—They hanged him.

Stephan is the saddest, Rat is the sadist.

Gnu you would do this. Gno gnome gnow.

I’m sorry but I think it’s funny.I’m spreading the “gnu(s).”LOL

Hears some really bad news, some people don’t read all the comments before adding their own little gem. The result being the same sad comment over and over again. And making light of fake gnus is good gnus.

ITS FAKE??

From Fox News directly to you.

Here comes that train again, and again I can’t get out of the way.

My prior comment means that I can see that joke coming from miles away, but it still cracks me up.

I always pronounce the g in gnu as a hard g. For example, Larry took his gnu and paddle out onto the lake looking for Zeebas.

I just “gnu” what was comming….

Ya’ll do know this is a comic website, right? You have turned it into an anti-conservative, anti-Christian abomination. This is ridiculous. You can have differing political views and still be polite and get along. And religion bashing is, I’m pretty sure, against the rules. Let’s do better guys. Please.

No Gnus is Good Gnus. Now, for international Gnus.

I remember when it was said that “fake news is the enemy of the American people.” The news organizations went nuts. It went from “he’s talking about us”, to “he said that news is the enemy.” I laughed so much over that. They unwittingly admitted that they are, at best, a bunch of dishonest organizations, disseminators of fake news.

Dear AMerica:

Broke and starving.Need help.

Can fake heroic war record.Please advise.

Mr.E.

they are not fake gnus; they are alternative bull

Oh—a gnother gnu? (Courtesy Flanders & Swan.)

what’s a gnu? Oh, I don’t know, what’s new with you?

New low.

No Gnus is good Gnus!

No gnus is good gnus.

Don’t let Tommy Smothers see this: https://youtu.be/qZvhUpZSiPQ

GNU’s Not Unix

This made me laugh out loud and then … G R O A N — LOLOL

@everyone I didn’t come here for an argument. I came here to read comics.

I for one, support the rights of fake gnus to appear wherever they want to.

Another keeper!!!

If ewe gnu Cartoon-Boy like I NO! Cartoon-Boy, you’d not be surprised….

and you make us laugh a lot!! Thanks!

there should also be a silver fox and a grey faux feeding on those fake gnus.

Anyone else remember Gary Gnu on The Great Space Coaster?

Get rid of the gnus. No gnus is good gnus.

Little boy: Daddy, my gnu is misbehaving. Can you spank him for me? Father: Paddle your own gnu.