’Cause my old dog died in the middle of the night.
Wasn’t much of a dog, but I miss him so.
Gotta get a new car, gotta get a new car,
’Cause my car got stole in the middle of the night.
Wasn’t much of a car, but it sure beat walkin’.
Gotta get a new house, gotta get a new house,
’Cause my house burned down in the middle of the night.
Wasn’t much of a house, but it kept out the rain.
Gotta get a new jug, gotta get a new jug,
’Cause my old jug broke in the middle of the night.
Wasn’t much of a jug, but I sure need a drink.
Gotta get a new bed, gotta get a new bed,
‘Cause my bed’s too cold in the middle of the night.
Wasn’t much of a bed, but I sure am tired.
Gotta get a new girl, gotta get a new girl,
’Cause my old girl left in the middle of the night.
My old girl left in the middle of the night, drank all of my booze then broke my jug, jumped out of my bed, burned down my house, drove away in my car, and run over my dog.
BE THIS GUY about 1 month ago
Larry will just have to get used to sitting by himself in the dark.
BasilBruce about 1 month ago
Larry just lost the light of his life. Also his wife.
hariseldon59 about 1 month ago
Larry will miss Junior if Patty gets custody of him.
ronaldspence about 1 month ago
His wife traded. bright lamp for a dim bulb!
Lucky Black Cat about 1 month ago
Me luvs doze crocs. Dem makes me laff.
Wilde Bill about 1 month ago
He’s gonna miss her when the dirty dishes start piling up.
orinoco womble about 1 month ago
The lamp is a lot brighter than Larry.
Hello Everyone about 1 month ago
Today’s cartoon would be funnier if I knew that they didn’t have a child.
franki_g about 1 month ago
See ya later, alli….
nvm
it’s all a croc anyway
Imagine about 1 month ago
But it was worth it.
B UTTONS about 1 month ago
… and she can turn it on.
ivanprime93 about 1 month ago
The lamp can brighten her day.
iggyman about 1 month ago
Maybe Larry will see the light, and maybe not!
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Oh dear…now who is going to fetch his beer?
Gent about 1 month ago
Why lamp when ya gots swamp, Croc.
Procat Premium Member about 1 month ago
There may have been a genie in the lamp
Ellis97 about 1 month ago
Eh, she’ll come back. She always does.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
It’s smarter to miss the lamp than someone who leaves you. You can get another lamp. And now you’re free to do as you please without naggy b.s. Enjoy!
RitaGB about 1 month ago
I’m sure it’s been mentioned in the past, but I’ve just noticed that their noses look like little extended faces.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 1 month ago
Reminds The Count of One of The Count’s Favorites… “My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend (And I Sure Do Miss Him)” ~ Wayne Carter
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago
Brad Paisley’s I’m gonna miss her, aw, lookie there, I got a bite
jonesbeltone about 1 month ago
Yea! Crocs!
jessegooddoggy about 1 month ago
Laugh out loud Crocs today!!! MORE PLEASE!!!!!
omegasupreme about 1 month ago
poor Larry and what about the kid?? he is off to school and has been MIA for a long time hope Larry didnt eat him
brucereck33 about 1 month ago
It was a cordless lamp, too.
Willywise52 Premium Member about 1 month ago
What a croc…
bloodykate about 1 month ago
LOL!!
rshive about 1 month ago
Honesty sometimes hurts.
SusieB about 1 month ago
Don’t assume that when a woman leaves a man they are going to another one. Often that’s the last thing she wants in her new life
Jacob Mattingly about 1 month ago
I’m suprised it took this long even with junior.
MollyCat about 1 month ago
Love those crocs.
bvandrasik about 1 month ago
This lamp. And this ash tray, paddle ball, remote control, and these matches!
Imhungry about 1 month ago
Hooray! We is got Crocs today. They make my day.
fritzoid Premium Member about 1 month ago
Dead Dog Blues
Gotta get a new dog, gotta get a new dog,
’Cause my old dog died in the middle of the night.
Wasn’t much of a dog, but I miss him so.
Gotta get a new car, gotta get a new car,
’Cause my car got stole in the middle of the night.
Wasn’t much of a car, but it sure beat walkin’.
Gotta get a new house, gotta get a new house,
’Cause my house burned down in the middle of the night.
Wasn’t much of a house, but it kept out the rain.
Gotta get a new jug, gotta get a new jug,
’Cause my old jug broke in the middle of the night.
Wasn’t much of a jug, but I sure need a drink.
Gotta get a new bed, gotta get a new bed,
‘Cause my bed’s too cold in the middle of the night.
Wasn’t much of a bed, but I sure am tired.
Gotta get a new girl, gotta get a new girl,
’Cause my old girl left in the middle of the night.
My old girl left in the middle of the night, drank all of my booze then broke my jug, jumped out of my bed, burned down my house, drove away in my car, and run over my dog.
Wasn’t much of a girl, but I miss that dog!
Spiny Norman Premium Member about 1 month ago
CROCS!!!!!!
Goat from PBS about 1 month ago
Wouldn’t be the first time she’s threatened to leave his sorry butt.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 month ago
Chorus from a long ago (and/or possibly imaginary) country song: “Mah wife run off with mah best fren, an’ I miss that fella so!”
cfkelley about 1 month ago
Reminds me of the old country song: “My wife ran off with my drinking buddy, and I sure do miss him”
crocman48 about 1 month ago
Crocs yea!! Few and far between these days.
John Jorgensen about 1 month ago
More like she and the lamp are running off together.
Slowly, he turned... about 1 month ago
Larry, you can buy a new lamb. A good wife is hard to buy however.
zeexenon about 1 month ago
And, do not eat our babies this time.
Bilan about 1 month ago
Is she really leaving him or is that just a bunch of croc?
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 month ago
Larry enters a dark world.
JLChi about 1 month ago
Good for you, lady. But what took you so long? And why did you marry him in the first place?
Scott S about 1 month ago
Took your favorite Dodger’s hat!
Left the litter, but I took the cat!
Loaded up the TV in the back of my car!
Have fun watching the VCR!
- SheDaisy
Buoy about 1 month ago
Oh No! Who is Croc going to turn on now? Oh, yeah, right…
fourteenpeeves about 1 month ago
They stayed together for the sake of the polliwogs
It's Not Easy Bein' Me about 1 month ago
Larry, It’s hard to find your beer in the dark!
elgrecousa Premium Member about 1 month ago
The last panel clearly shows that Larry had no use for her anyway.
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
Back to the frat bro life style for him. Until the house is condemned and burned as a health hazard.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 1 month ago
He’ll miss the lamp more? That’s not good.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 month ago
It was only a matter of time.
EXCALABUR about 1 month ago
Crocks!
Tom in WV about 1 month ago
My first laugh-out-loud for the day — at 10:48 PM.