Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 20, 2024

Going commando.

Comfy pants are PART of being happy, but not all.

I concur. A lot of the bad stuff in life is much more bearable in comfy pants. Or, if you like, a long shapeless dress.

Where I live I have no neighbors, After my gym and shopping is done I laze about in my underwear. Mail lady came by at about the same time!

Now this is basically pig with human legs

It’s always a good start.

It does help

Ziggy will have to buy some, too.

I prefer no pants!

He got that off of Spongebob Squarepants.

Why do I think “Natural casings”?!

I’m just glad W.A. doesn’t get more comfy by uncrossing his legs.

I think no pants at all like usual is the most comfiest!

Over here in the UK pants means UNDERpants. But it’s just as valid.

Jerry: (to George) “You know the message you’re sending out to the world with [wearing sweat pants in public]? You’re telling the world: ‘I give up! I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable’!” That conversation on Seinfeld was back in the 90s. Today, we see people wearing pajamas in public.

I dunno if that’s the key to happiness or not, but it sure helps cure the bunched up feeling on the ol’ fun plums.

But now your na-nas will get no breeze.

Stretchy pants!

Fair. “Better” is not the same as “good”.

I guess that explains a lot of what I see at Walmart

I thought Pig would be a lot more comfortable without pants.

Do these make me look fat?

Thank heavens he didn’t say “cheap fake”. The Bozo cliche’ du jour that is being used over and over until it is believed by lowly unworthy proles and dullards until it becomes part of their lexicon. Alas, originality is not part of their programming.

And comfy shoes. And bras. And pants with pockets.

those pants make it look like Pig has real legs instead of his sticks.

Comfy shorts with matching T shirt

Yoga pants-2 sizes larger.

All I know is I’ve worn these jeans for three days in a row. SO comfy.

No pants is better than comfy ones, you were better off before Pig

After my dog plays, she has comfy pants.

For once, the Wise One might be onto something!

I wouldn’t go as far as that, but I can attest they do help.

The Wise A$$ knows where it’s at.

My philosophy is that no anthropomorphic animal shall go naked.

After years of wearing a uniform and then years in a suit and tie, my uniform today is khakis, Hawaiian shirt, tennies and a ballcap. It’s still kind of a uniform but way more comfortable.

That and don’t read comments over at Prickly City.

Comfy bras?

Sounds like a plan.

Obviously some world leaders are too big for their pants.

Ralph Drabble discovered the joy of sweatpants long ago. At this point, as an old guy, if I can’t wear sweatpants, I ain’t goin’!

Pig’s got the look I want to know better….

Is WiseAss even wearing pants? He looks naked to me.

So is the wiseass a pig?

The key to happiness in a world of pain and suffering is schadenfreude.

Comfy pants and a sports bra for us girls.

I see the connection now – the wise one on the hill is David Letterman creator and owner of Worldwide Pants – the glasses are a dead giveaway

If I didn’t depend on pockets to store my stuff, I would have no need of pants.

At least they weren’t brown trousers…

Comfy pants. 34" comfy is the new 40" waist.

Those definitely help. Better than tight pants made of sandpaper.

…and cheese.

I like commando robes myself.

Jean therapy.

My current pants are not comfy. I’m unhappy about it. (But also at work until 9 pm, alas!!)

Life is good.

A reporter asked Biden if he wore boxers or briefs. Biden said, “Depends”.

Maybe Ziggy should talk to Pig or the Wiseass.

I have to agree with Wise A$$ on the hill ♥

Long day over. Wearing my comfy pants now. Great advice

Dad jeans rule.

Wrangler or Levi’s, Pig?

i beg to differ – it’s comfy shoes.

I think he’s got it! I always feel happier wearing comfy pants. Actually, I don’t own clothes that aren’t comfortable, so I’m happy most of the time!