That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 11, 2022

She answered an ad that said:

Wanted: hat model

Kattie was hoping her nip-slip would go unnoticed.

what did the bra say to the hat? you go on a head, i will give these two a lift!

For one b@@b you only get the cheap beads. BTW, nice Mardi Gras hat.

20 years ago a pretty young Nordic girl visiting my city was walking down the street in a top like this, with one breast on show. A construction worker fell off a scaffold and broke his leg in three places because he gawked a little too hard. She was fined for “creating a public disturbance.”

She noticed his lecherous leer/

And she told him “my eyes are up here

to which he replied/

“that need not be denied /

but that’s not where I’m looking, my dear !”///

It was only a “wardrobe mishap”/

but he was the fortunate chap/

who caught it on tape/

and made his escape -/

he even avoided her slap !///

She had let it hang out on a dare/

But nobody seemed to care/

So she let out the other/

Couldn’t let the thing smother-/

Shouldn’t both of them get some fresh air ?

To do otherwise wouldn’t be fair !

Clarista always got an extra shot of pumpkin spice from her barista.

The title is “The Straw Hat”. My reaction is “Hat? What hat?”

Half full, half empty?

Pondering, pondering……

She got the attention she wanted, but she was getting tired of the other diners continually saying, Pass the milk!.

The Amazon pledge wondered nervously what the sorority initiation would involve …

The secret is her hat

She helped the artist stay ‘a breast’ of the latest art trends.

“What do you mean want to do the breaststroke? We’re nowhere near a pool, silly.”

You can leave your hat on…

Helen,wearing the dress that scored her free drinks every time she wore it.

Interesting, but it never caught on as a method to signal a turn

The straw hat: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Mark_Gertler_-_The_Straw_Hat_-_1924.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3009 (October 11, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by this artist have been used here. The November 13, 2014, strip has the prior.

Gaia remarked, “The Atmosphere’s so hot in here!”

And forgot that she wore no brassiere

As she adjusted her blouse

Ev’ry one in the house

Got a glimpse of her West hemisphere

.

The climate in that room seemed changed

When Gaia’s top became disarranged

The suspense was as to whether

The East side still in tether

Would next from its nest be estranged.

.

The men in the room squirmed in lust

As Gaia sat exposed with one bust

But she wasn’t much flustered

Her composure she mustered

And smoothly became then re-trussed.

Helen contemplating a “wardrobe malfunction” before her gig at the next Super Bowl.

A Parakeet and a Pair-a-Teet

Okay, now let’s see if the drapes match the carpet…

Mark Gertler doesn’t think this counts as a kiss and tell?

https://imgur.com/mfSkHVk

Well I have seen that, only they had a baby or toddler to then cover it up. And the time it happened in my party, we were quickly seated in a booth.

Margaret was about to demonstrate how she carries her own milk for her coffee.

Here’s lookin’ at ya!

Kimberly needs a bra…..I mean,just LOOK at those door knockers!

Nice tata

“How’s the baseball game?” “Great! Right now, there is one out and no one on!”

She left a large tip.

I would have thought “nip slip” and “wardrobe malfunction “ Would have dominated the comments. Either those comments were too easy or my cultural references are outdated

Someone should warn her that tropical birds are very adept at spotting ripening fruit and plucking it off with their powerful beaks…

That should work!

Oh Alonzo, I just started to undress…but I see you are already…ready!

A free showing of Two Moon Junction.

Where you at Solstice*1947 ?

Kimberly liked to photo bomb paintings.

PARROT: IMPLANTS! SQWAUK! IMPLANTS!

Nothing could be finer / Than a hetero dress designer / in the mor-or-ning!

She caused only a minor sensation./

Had she been in a state of lactation/

The exposure, unplanned,/

Would have gotten her banned/

In one half of our fractured nation..

Millie finally discovered a sure-fire way to break the ice at parties.

She’s having an apple with tea./

She’s behaving quite virtuously./

Perhaps that suffices/

If you eat it in slices:/

But it looks like starvation to me…

In the painting, I see a bird of some kind, an apple, a cup & saucer, a partially dressed young woman, and the title of the painting is “The Straw Hat?”

Nice clavicles!

Kimberly just stared at her husband when the parrot squawked using his voice “Thank you, Susan! Thank you, Tabitha! Thank you, Mary!”

Nice hat and flower!

being nice to pet’s week, Kimberly showed her breast to her pet parrot jocko. he was not impressed, he had seen bigger and better ones on turkeys.

Emily seems bemused by winning the melon contest at the annual county fair.

Using her rack should not be a hackWhen these days, it’s baby’s got back…how did she decide which side to untie?and did she have help from her claque?

In the department store’s security room, they were amazed at the things she was attempting to steal in her bosom.

They missed her stealing the hat though.

/// This young woman does not seem to care

that one breast is now totally bare.

When the strap slipped her shoulder,

did her chest not feel colder?

We see clues that the air’s nippy there.

“No, no my dear, you’ve misheard me! I said I wanted to paint that oriole you have there…

she’d always had trouble keeping abreast of mundane aspects of daily life, things like taking your hat off inside…

Nobody mentioned The Fugs or The Holy Modal Rounders?

♫ They’re big and round

♪ They’re all around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPVgKoruWdA

I like the palette: many shades of coral, with forest green accents.