You can’t tell a snake a joke. They just don’t have any legs for you to pull. The Fat Broad on the other had. She has legs you just don’t want to pull.
Best one ever for me was when snake started a snowball downhill. He raced beside it as it got bigger and bigger. When it hit Big Broad, he cheered. And while she was whacking him he smiled and said, ’Worth every minute of if." Kinda wish I had saved that one.
Was a report of a guy killed by a rattle snake out in the Osage last week. Of course, he was messing with it and trying to catch it alive. Just leave them alone!
Is this also a little bit of karma for her? That snake just gave her what she has given to others in the past – it just bit her in the butt. Butt, to be more effective on her, she may have to get hit over the head.
C over 2 years ago
Turnabout is only fair
Charles Barr Premium Member over 2 years ago
Eventually reality bites back.
angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good shot, snake! Now run for it. Slither for it!
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
“On behalf of all of the hundreds of my species, cut down in their prime, ‘Chomp!’”
eromlig over 2 years ago
Someone’s going to have to explain “YOLO” to me.
Imagine over 2 years ago
Nipped THAT in the butt.
Asharah over 2 years ago
She had it coming
j_m_kuehl over 2 years ago
Fangs, for the memories,
profbob over 2 years ago
I was under the impression that this snake (name?) was poisonous.
Ricky Bennett over 2 years ago
She’s angry, no butts about it…
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
Talk about biting off more than you can chew!
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
Snake: “Life is short. Live it and live it hard!”
rshive over 2 years ago
Nice to see the snake win a small victory.
seanfear over 2 years ago
too bad it isn’t poisonous
BigDaveGlass over 2 years ago
Nice to see old snake get his own back………
littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
You can’t tell a snake a joke. They just don’t have any legs for you to pull. The Fat Broad on the other had. She has legs you just don’t want to pull.
karlykru Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m still laughing; it’s the funniest BC I’ve seen in a long time!
Chithing Premium Member over 2 years ago
Turns out that you only die once, too. Unless you’re into reincarnation…
jagedlo over 2 years ago
Slithering warp speed?
dflak over 2 years ago
She wouldn’t know a snake if it bit her in the … oh wait a minute!
ryanschafer77 over 2 years ago
You only live once…and, in the snake’s case, not very long
blakerl over 2 years ago
If you hit us long enough, we will bite back!!
Kelpie over 2 years ago
As long as he’s getting pounded no matter what he does, he may as well earn it.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yes, you do only live once, but it’s better to keep the butt biting to a minimum so that “once” is as comfortable as possible.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 2 years ago
Are they implying that she may have been Eve?
jango over 2 years ago
Clark Kent addressing Lois Lane? … Yo Lo!
joefearsnothing over 2 years ago
….and now, you gonna die1 ;o)
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Best one ever for me was when snake started a snowball downhill. He raced beside it as it got bigger and bigger. When it hit Big Broad, he cheered. And while she was whacking him he smiled and said, ’Worth every minute of if." Kinda wish I had saved that one.
Tentoes over 2 years ago
Was a report of a guy killed by a rattle snake out in the Osage last week. Of course, he was messing with it and trying to catch it alive. Just leave them alone!
rickseg over 2 years ago
So are the snakes buddies holding his beer for him?
CourtCSQ over 2 years ago
You Only Live Once
joec over 2 years ago
You Only Live Once = YOLO
stephen over 2 years ago
You Only Live Once
heathcliff2 over 2 years ago
Black racers, blue racers, now a green racer. Fortunate she’s not a snake. She’s no racer.
djeisen38 over 2 years ago
What does YOLO mean?
StewieSquarePants over 2 years ago
I hope he isn’t venemous
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Why did you do that??
It was there.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
A bite in the a** from an a** biting asp.
AlienHillbilly over 2 years ago
I am SOL with understanding acronyms! I will, however, BBL to try again ….
Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 2 years ago
This invokes the wonderful joke Orson Bean used to tell: How did the dreaded Gaboon Viper get its name? Because it only bites people on their GABOON.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Is this also a little bit of karma for her? That snake just gave her what she has given to others in the past – it just bit her in the butt. Butt, to be more effective on her, she may have to get hit over the head.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
It’ll be so contented, when it’s being clubbed.
[Unnamed Reader - ed5835] over 2 years ago
You Only Live Once! YOLO
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
If that snake is venomous she is going to die because no one is going to suck the venom out.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
Going out with a bang.
RalphKramden77 over 2 years ago
Now her problems are behind her.
BigBoy over 2 years ago
YOLT J. Bond
Nuclear Nemesis over 2 years ago
She needs the mouse from yesterday’s “Back to B.C.”
JastMe over 2 years ago
There are so many comments, so I may have missed it if anybody explained the acronym in the second panel: BITE :)
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
The snake bit Jane’s butt!
parkerinthehouse over 2 years ago
I’ve waited for him to get back at her forever!! haha
Ron Bauerle over 2 years ago
Though in this case, not for much longer?
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 2 years ago
Honestly? That poor snake will never live long enough to get even with her.
norphos over 2 years ago
Get it, Jane!
WentHulk over 2 years ago
Hahahahaha!
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
So don’t do things that make it shorter, foolish snake. “But after this, the judgment.”
drewduhmatthews over 2 years ago
You only live once!
spitinizi over 2 years ago
maybe it’s “You Loser”