B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 16, 2022

Turnabout is only fair

Eventually reality bites back.

Good shot, snake! Now run for it. Slither for it!

“On behalf of all of the hundreds of my species, cut down in their prime, ‘Chomp!’”

Someone’s going to have to explain “YOLO” to me.

Nipped THAT in the butt.

She had it coming

Fangs, for the memories,

I was under the impression that this snake (name?) was poisonous.

She’s angry, no butts about it…

Talk about biting off more than you can chew!

Snake: “Life is short. Live it and live it hard!”

Nice to see the snake win a small victory.

too bad it isn’t poisonous

Nice to see old snake get his own back………

You can’t tell a snake a joke. They just don’t have any legs for you to pull. The Fat Broad on the other had. She has legs you just don’t want to pull.

I’m still laughing; it’s the funniest BC I’ve seen in a long time!

Turns out that you only die once, too. Unless you’re into reincarnation…

Slithering warp speed?

She wouldn’t know a snake if it bit her in the … oh wait a minute!

You only live once…and, in the snake’s case, not very long

If you hit us long enough, we will bite back!!

As long as he’s getting pounded no matter what he does, he may as well earn it.

Yes, you do only live once, but it’s better to keep the butt biting to a minimum so that “once” is as comfortable as possible.

Clark Kent addressing Lois Lane? … Yo Lo!

….and now, you gonna die1 ;o)

Best one ever for me was when snake started a snowball downhill. He raced beside it as it got bigger and bigger. When it hit Big Broad, he cheered. And while she was whacking him he smiled and said, ’Worth every minute of if." Kinda wish I had saved that one.

Was a report of a guy killed by a rattle snake out in the Osage last week. Of course, he was messing with it and trying to catch it alive. Just leave them alone!

So are the snakes buddies holding his beer for him?

You Only Live Once

You Only Live Once = YOLO

You Only Live Once

Black racers, blue racers, now a green racer. Fortunate she’s not a snake. She’s no racer.

What does YOLO mean?

I hope he isn’t venemous

Why did you do that??

It was there.

I am SOL with understanding acronyms! I will, however, BBL to try again ….

This invokes the wonderful joke Orson Bean used to tell: How did the dreaded Gaboon Viper get its name? Because it only bites people on their GABOON.

Is this also a little bit of karma for her? That snake just gave her what she has given to others in the past – it just bit her in the butt. Butt, to be more effective on her, she may have to get hit over the head.

It’ll be so contented, when it’s being clubbed.

You Only Live Once! YOLO

If that snake is venomous she is going to die because no one is going to suck the venom out.

Going out with a bang.

Now her problems are behind her.

YOLT J. Bond

She needs the mouse from yesterday’s “Back to B.C.”

There are so many comments, so I may have missed it if anybody explained the acronym in the second panel: BITE :)

The snake bit Jane’s butt!

I’ve waited for him to get back at her forever!! haha

Though in this case, not for much longer?

Honestly? That poor snake will never live long enough to get even with her.

Get it, Jane!

Hahahahaha!

So don’t do things that make it shorter, foolish snake. “But after this, the judgment.”

You only live once!

maybe it’s “You Loser”