Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 09, 2023

Poor traumatized Pucky! He needs some serious cuddle time. Maybe a visit from buzzy mouse as well?

The Everett Herald (Everett is the county seat of Snohomish County in Washington State where Georgia and I reside) sent an e-mail last week polling subscribers about a replacement comic. There were six options. Breaking Cat News was not one of them. I sent a reply asking if BCN could be considered, especially since its creator is a local resident. It is over a week now and still no reply. Such an uphill struggle.

Elvis, you aren’t making Puck feel any better! Listen to Goldie! She is the “investigative reporter” after all.

That’s a graceful bit of retcon, Ms. Dunn; well-played.♥

D@mmit, Puck! Get a grip on yourself, cat.

Ok, and OT. Just got done listening to the Yes Album with good sound. WOW, been a while, really nice!

Even if you were moving Puck, you wouldn’t be moving alone – you’ve got family.

And still no sign of Ora Zella . . . could she be lurking, quietly, observing what The People are doing?

Naah! If she’s out there, she’s looking to get into the middle of All The Mayhem. So, unless she’s secreted herself beneath the Secretarial, and the noise is The People trying to move it to get her out, she’s probably somewhere nearby.

Probably.

Goldie becomes the sane one. Speaking of, where’s the lunatic?

OT: real St. Patrick’s Day traditions (long)

Well Elvis, strange sounds like heavy things moving can only means one thing. …. Aliens.

Goldie is spot-on. They forgot in their panic that they’re going nowhere. It sounds like rearranging stuff without feline interference. After all, weren’t some apartments expanding?

Goldie-‘Everyone calm down…find your center…pretend your sitting on a fluffy small, box shaped cloud…Meoooooooom…Meoooooooooom!’

I’m loving Goldie’s calming Toe Beans of logic.

Yesterday, Georgia posted it was OZ’s gotcha’ day. She also told a story about how she is a great escape artist … 1 or 2 people commented as to whether or not that story was foreshadowing what was happening in this story arc!

I love this explaning the accidental retcon about them never having moved.. by puck just hilariously being in denial. “What are you doing?”

Is the deskretarial being moved? “#@*!!” or “Oh, ?!!#%!”

https://www.gocomics.com/breaking-cat-news/2017/10/08

that Goldie is the brains of the operation!

Did Elvis fall asleep with is eyes open again (https://www.breakingcatnews.com/comic/elvis-fell-asleep-with-his-eyes-open/)? That is quite the thousand yard stare.

Puck hasn’t been in such a temper since the robber mice took Buzzy Mouse!

OFF TOPIC.......Well, it looks like I won’t be getting the translator job after all. I did about 7 speed tests yesterday, and failed every one. I can’t upgrade my phone until the end of the month when my pension comes in. Oh, well, it means I can put all my energy into getting my virtual assistant career off the ground.

The move the cats hated begins on the BCN website, Past Reports under World News “The People are Kidnapping Us” https://www.breakingcatnews.com/comic/the-people-have-gone-insane/

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Elvis-Anum: Did Puckmosis come by here?

Beatrixia: Yes. He’s..uh..indisposed at the moment.

Elvis: Will he be long?

Bea: I think so. He took a scroll with him.

Elvis: Is Burt-Ra’s crew working on the right-side litter room?

Bea: I sure hope so. I have a kittengarden class coming in on Monday.

Enter Burt-Ra

Burt: I have Wally and Iron Glove working on a new box for the litter room. They’re making it twice the size of the old one.

Elvis: Only right. This is one time when you don’t want an impossibly tiny box.

I wonder if the people were kind enough to move the anchor desk into the nursery. I worry the newscast will be cancelled due to all the reporters being trapped away. What will Burt do?

I can’t wait for the exploratory report about the whole “new apartment” outside the nursery! I’m sure they’ll feel like they moved to a new place without even having to get in a car!

Maybe aliens beamed them up. :D

I’m really impressed with how calm and reasonable Goldie is being, given her past experience with “humans moving”. The last time humans moved to a new place, she was left behind.

Poor fella. You know he’s concerned when his eyebrows are shown.

The Woman did say she’d like a good home office and for the kids to each have their own room. Maybe that’s in progress.

It has just occurred to me why we put towels in cat carriers: So the cat always knows where its towel is.

It’ll be okay, Puck. I don’t like change either.

Bless Goldie for her pragmatism.

Funny thing is that my dog (15 human years old) meowfs whenever he gets locked outside (Usually by my sibling)

Cheer up, Puck. They’re not moving! They’re introducing new furniture to scratch and knock things off of, new drapes to shred!

From Georgia: “The ‘Breaking Cat News’ strip that ran in newspapers on Charles Schulz’s 100th birthday this year will now be a part of the Charles Schulz Museum collection!! They reached out to cartoonists who created tribute strips this past November, asking if we would consider donating them. I jumped at the chance, (of course!) and am so honored that my strip was accepted. My Opa and Nana Dee Dee were each huge fans of Peanuts and passed that love on early. They had a Peppermint Patty doll and a beautiful talking Snoopy that told stories from tapes. I spent hours playing with those great toys and watching every Peanuts special over and over and OVER again with Nana. I wish so much that I could tell them about this. I hope I’ve made them proud! And yes, I included a photo of my preschool portrait with Snoopy in my submission. I don’t know if that also made it into the collection, but I hope they at least found it amusing. So honored that a little piece of BCN will now be a part of the Charles Schulz Museum collection! Much thanks to them!”

Thanks, Elvis. Was gonna point that out myself.

Pengo/Tillie:Puck turn around.

Puck: What?

Pengo/Tillie: Turn around

Puck (turning around): ahhh Tillie it was you the whole time.

Tillie:Yes Puck. Hehe

Listen to Goldie! The voice of reason.

Poor sweet Pucky and his distressed widdew paws.

Elvis is staring straight up. What is he looking at? I suppose that is why Puck is shaking him and saying Elvis, what are you doing?

i am dieing from quarter finales these comics help

LATE BREAKING CAT NEWS:

“The ‘Breaking Cat News’ strip that ran in newspapers on Charles Schulz’s 100th birthday this year will now be a part of the Charles Schulz Museum collection!! They reached out to cartoonists who created tribute strips this past November, asking if we would consider donating them. I jumped at the chance, (of course!) and am so honored that my strip was accepted.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/CplCez8vNRF/

https://www.facebook.com/breakingcatnewscomic/posts/pfbid0fn5VPcHBSz2hCVR6yDMfubjjTJCyHCwQUNombKjdi6kTq9wSKFDcWTjBKgQj9cZal

This is the one: https://www.gocomics.com/breaking-cat-news/2022/11/26

BIG CONGRATULATIONS, GEORGIA! =HAPPY DANCE, dancity dance dance!= ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1OBMF1V_q4

Over many years, I have put all of my cats through multiple moves. They all came through it like champs. Home is wherever your loved ones are.