Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 20, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  8 months ago

    Next to id in the dictionary, there is a picture of Calvin.

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    codycab  8 months ago

    Calvin needs help alright, but not with this.

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    Spacehog  8 months ago

    Good luck with that! You can not get everything you want Calvin!

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    Sugar Bombs 95  8 months ago

    This one is REALLY relatable as someone who constantly feels like a failure and desires complements.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  8 months ago

    Having low self-esteem builds character.

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    PaulAbbott2  8 months ago

    If immediate gratification is what you crave, you’ll love the Internet. I bet many of us remember the eternal caveat “Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.”

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    Scorpio Premium Member 8 months ago

    Considering how it is turning out – i’m scared too. And it’s not even the people who were kids during this comic that are acting tlike this.

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    snsurone76  8 months ago

    Why is Dad so obsessed with “building character”? Especially since he doesn’t have any?!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 8 months ago

    I wonder if Calvin’s dad knew how prescient he was when it came to politics?

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    C  8 months ago

    The first millennial

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    GreasyOldTam  8 months ago

    “You’re only interested in instant gratification.”

    “Oh, Mother, I am not. Instant gratification takes too long.”

    —Postcards from the Edge by Carrie Fisher
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    orinoco womble  8 months ago

    Ahead of his time, Watterson.

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    Pet  8 months ago

    And there it is.

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    abucksworth Premium Member 8 months ago

    Prescient.

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    French Persons Premium Member 8 months ago

    Watterson defined Gen-Z before anyone else.

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    Local 574 Premium Member 8 months ago

    This is not retro. This is now. 40-year-olds refusing to grow up.

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    Jayalexander  8 months ago

    AND THE SOONER the better!

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    markkahler52  8 months ago

    Get some legos and build that there character, Calvin!!

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    win.45mag  8 months ago

    Fast Forward to today, where EVERYONE has acute Calvinitis

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    steveh64  8 months ago

    I’m not sure that becoming known as a whiner is conducive to greater self-esteem.

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    akachman Premium Member 8 months ago

    This is from 1994: profoundly still true, only worse.

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    tremaine53  8 months ago

    As a parent, I’d just have to ask myself: “Where do I even start?”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    In answer to Dad’s question in the final panel… Yes. Even worse, The Future is Now.

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    nsr60  8 months ago

    Dad on Calvin’s 18th birthday: “Well, I tried.”

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    nadinefd1 Premium Member 8 months ago

    I love how Calvin shows that nothing is new. What older people complain about these days about kids is the same as 30 years ago.

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    Robert4170  8 months ago

    Today, the motto is “I’m going to whine that I’m offended until I get what I want”.

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    bbenoit  8 months ago

    Sounds like someone I know. No, not that one, the other one.

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    jagedlo  8 months ago

    If you saw today…the answer would be “yes, millions of us are scared about the future”…

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    Gandalf  8 months ago

    And now the entitled generations are here in force. This one was prescient.

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    Just-me  8 months ago

    Humph! Sounds like my younger brother all of his life.

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    Steve Dallas  8 months ago

    The future is here

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    Gus the goose  8 months ago

    This is from march 23 1994 if you want the next comics read ahead on that date

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    The Future has been screwed for a while now.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 8 months ago

    The Stones “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”

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    old_geek  8 months ago

    Did somebody say “Entitlement”?

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    anamchara42  8 months ago
    Gen Alpha came to mind after reading this. Bill Watterson nailed it!
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    flemmingo  8 months ago

    Calvin is like most of the folk’s out there since pandemic.

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    Brian Kehlmeier Premium Member 8 months ago

    I work in IT support for financial workers and I assure you that this type of Helpless Victim work ethic crosses all age groups.

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    asmbeers  8 months ago

    The end result? Today’s generation and their parents.

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    Billys mom2022  8 months ago

    Welcome to 2024

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    Prey  8 months ago

    This is from 1994, boy did Bill get it right!

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    45

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    rshive  8 months ago

    Wonder if character is helped by immediate gratification.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    Sounds like a lot of today’s kids.

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    artegal  8 months ago

    And this was before millennials.

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    gantech  8 months ago

    Don’t think of Orange Idiot…don’t think of Orange Idiot…don’t think of…oh, CAY-RAP!

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    dflak  8 months ago

    I didn’t know that Calvin was a presidential candidate in 2024, when did he change his name?

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    royq27  8 months ago

    Wow, talk about Watterson seeing the future!

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    jconnors3954  8 months ago

    Foretelling the future!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 8 months ago

    Bill Watterson was SO prescient! Today’s younger generations, for the most part have Calvin’s mindset and here I thought us Boomers were spoiled!

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    Vgrift85  8 months ago

    Nail on the head?

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    Troglodyte  8 months ago

    Queen should’ve dedicated “I want it all” to Calvin!

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    beharford  8 months ago

    He could foretell the future….he’s talking about Canada in 2024 :-(

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    swanridge  8 months ago

    Wow! A future orange-haired president.

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    John Jorgensen  8 months ago

    While I’ve known people with low self-esteem, and I’ve known people who have diagnosed themselves with low self-esteem and decided that they needed to be better about loving themselves, I have never once in all my life known anyone who fit in both categories.

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    g04922  8 months ago

    LOL… Dad sees the future in Calvin and it is scary.

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    Holden Awn  8 months ago

    The childhood psychological foundation of the Liberal / Progressive entitlement mindset.

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member 8 months ago

    Scary accurate predictions by Mr. Watterson.

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    OutOfHere  8 months ago

    If Calvin is looking for instant gratification he had better take matters into his own hands.

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    eced52  8 months ago

    We are all afraid of the future, with the wat kids are being taught in the schools.

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    PoodleGroomer  8 months ago

    Gratification requires turning over a lot of rocks until you find what you are looking for. Sometimes it is an extra special surprise.

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    edwardhayworth  8 months ago

    The future is now.

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    KEA  8 months ago

    it’s worse than dad imagined

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    Steverino Premium Member 8 months ago

    Lord, grant me patience, and I want it RIGHT NOW.

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    BiggerNate91  8 months ago

    Watterson proves once again that he knew EXACTLY what the future held.

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    Windfall35  8 months ago

    Get in line….

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    mistercatworks  8 months ago

    We’re trying this on as a society. Does it really matter if most of your online orders get delivered a few day later? No, it doesn’t.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  8 months ago

    Remember: Even though this was made when I was young, it can’t be talking about me, because I’m perfect! It has to be talking about kids these days, because they’re not like me and that makes them BAD!

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    Schmoozr  8 months ago

    While not wholly wrong about the future, it’s interesting the amount of people saying Watterson predicted it. This was made in the nineties, in reference to that present. So he’s really referring to most of y’all…

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    kathleenhicks62  8 months ago

    Lock him in his room until he’s 35!

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    rugeirn  8 months ago

    The trouble with immediate gratification is that it takes too long.

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    Flatworm  8 months ago

    Is this a documentary about Donald Trump as a child?

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    locake  8 months ago

    Welcome to 2024. It is bad.

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    Bilan  8 months ago

    Until now, Calvin only wanted Almost Immediate Gratification.

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    Eric S   8 months ago

    dad should see 2024

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    Doctor Go  8 months ago

    “I wonder is anyone else is as sacred about the future as I am?”

    Future here – YES.

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    PaulGoes  8 months ago

    And then he grew up to be the 45th president

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 8 months ago

    A whole bunch of people nowadays use the Calvin formula.

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    MichiganMitten  8 months ago

    Wow. Scary how this was mere cynicism when published and is far more universal now.

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    yangeldf  8 months ago

    Bill Watterson predicted the Influencer nearly 30 years in advance

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    rob  8 months ago

    Describes today’s social media society to a T. Watterson was a time traveler.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  8 months ago

    And here we are 30 years later.

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    Marty241  8 months ago

    Does anybody else think Dad stinks as a Dad?

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    MayCauseBurns  8 months ago

    Immediate gratification takes too long.

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    Felix Raven  8 months ago

    This prediction about future generations unfortunately became real, but even worse than anyone expected.

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