Coming Soon š At the beginning of April, youāll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 23, 2016
August 22, 2016
August 24, 2016
Transcript:
Brad: Jonah dumped Shannon on you again?! That guy- Toni: Brad. Not now. Brad: So we're taking her to the wedding planning meeting with us? toni: What else can we- TJ: Yo! gotcha covered! TJ: My assistant remodeler! Shannon: I get to smash things!
Have a hero in the wings and shannon swingsMallet and mulletor If i had a hammerPart of me worries about this but another part wonders if it will help relieve her frustrations
Wow Luann strip strikes again!! I never would have thought of this diversion, but TJ is a great and adroit person to distract and sooth Shannon (most little kids like to smash things if they can get away with it and yes I am generalizing and I donāt care, so there) and meanwhile, while the fundamental issue with Jonah is still around, maybe we can transition to the second phase of this arc, which should be the wedding planning meeting, but then one never knows in Luannverse.
most of the time inside jobs do not need permitā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. permits would be needed though for making a new bathroom, or rearranging where the plumbing goes, or to convert a garage into a bedroom or to build new units (extend the house, make a garage, build a duplex when house is single unit etc )
I was wondering if TJ was around and why couldnāt they just have him watch her. He gets along with her and is just responsible enough to be trusted with her.
Smashing things is the most fun. One of my retired Navy shipmates is a fireman, says his job is sometimes just too much fun, he gets to kick down doors and break windows, etc.
āSWING Your Hammer, Oh Brave Young Shannon!āāSWING Your Hammer, And STRIKE It Home!āāSWING Your Hammer, Oh Brave Young Shannon!āāBecause After All, Whatās a Broken Bone?āāSMASH Doors and Windows and Load Bearing Beams!āāSMASH that Grinning Guy in the Kneecaps,āTil He SCREAMS!āāSo sally forth, Dear Child, and USE That TOOL!āāAnd Maybe NEXT Time, Theyāll TAKE You to the POOL!
From the forthcoming āSelected Works of Mordock999,ā NOW Available for Pre-Order on Amazon.com!
I kinda thought TJ might step in and save the day for Brad and Toni. Heās done it before, and he seems to have a way with keeping Shannon distracted, in a good way. And she loves his pbjās.
I kind of love that TJ is becoming more responsible. Heās managed two businesses, has become a kick-asagio chef, and is generally growing up. (Please donāt become
Letās seeā¦ā¦.Gets her out of your hair and off her hands so you can get done what you need toā¦ā¦.Could wreak utter destruction far beyond even TJās ability to do so or controlā¦ā¦..This is like watching Saddam Hussein drive your new car off a cliff.
With Toniās comment in the first panel, is there a possibility of putting the wedding off until ālittleā issues are resolved?Also, why does Evans & Co always seem to drop an arc, like Les, only to rivive it much later. We still donāt know about Quill, Gunther and Lord knows, Ann Eiffel ( which for some reason, I think is Shannonās mother)
It brightens my day to see that the Luann strip is going to feature Shannon in the story. My wish? That this storyline would flow into Toni taking Jonah to court for custody. Shannon deserves better!
We have several friends who are in the animated movie industry. Having files of concepts (characters, settings, etc.) is not in the least unusual. At times a goof happens and one concept is used twice. Other times they are purposely reused as easter eggs. Sometimes the first happens but is called the second. Maybe in comics when we see such reappearances we should just smile and treat them like fun little easter eggs? That way they coukd just become fun.
I still have to wonder if Jonah is actually at an audition or if he uses it as an excuse to dump Shannon while he goes off with his buddies or a woman.
Shannon is going to die. Or be seriously injured. I called the firehouse wedding 3 years ago, when this stupid plot started. And I call āsomething really bad happens to Shannonā as of right now.
āGirl-agherāāHammer Out Your ProblemsāāIām Gonna Knock You Out!ā (āŖ)āMamma Sed Knock You Out!ā (ā¬)āSwing! Swing! Swing!ā (ā¬)āRemodel BehaviorāāSudden ImpactāāInterior DesecratorsāāTo Put It, Bluntlyā¦.āāA Destructive Distractionā
āLet The Little Girl Dance Smashā (ā¬)āIf She Had A Hammerā¦ā (ā¬)āThe Running Ruining Of The MalleablesāāThe State Of A Yellow HammerāāMallet-āil PonyāāStop! Hammer Time!ā (āŖ)orāThe Immovable Force, And The Irresistible Objectā
The level of hostility and vitriol on this site is uncalled for. Is there really any need to be so vindictive on a site where children can be reading? (The correct answer is no). There is no need to call others stupid, ignorant, or worse.
@Alice HarrisActually, one theory about Shannon not discussed is that Jonah was a minor, uncredited character from Harry Potter. He waved his magic wand and Shannon appeared in the strip years ago. Sorta spontaneous combustion.^^^^^^^^aside from your obvious sarcasm aimed a t newbie, what crawled up your posterior to an untimely end?
You are flagged If I was a moderator you would be gone. I checked you posting history All you do is spout REALLY negative MEAN vitriol, not opinions, MEAN spirited and full of obscenities. NOT HERE, IMO, under 18 year olds, even children might read the comments.
Smooth-talking TJ has taken Shannon off Toni and Bradās hands, which is good. But he has equipped her with a demolition mallet, a smasher-of-things, which is at least ominous if not just plain not good. We shall see what frivolity ensuesā¦.
It seems that on many sites people get wound a bit tightly in late summer and early autumn. That also happens around major holidays. This is a common pattern. Late summer and early autumn are common times for ill or elderly family members to worsen or pass. (We are there right now with a family member in hospice, w oxygen and a special bed added to the mix just days ago.). Others have family returning to school or are doing so themselves. So, it is a time of high tension and sometimes resulting lack of sleep for many people. As a result it may be useful for people to double check their posts for rudeness as NG suggested the other day, and for everyone else to cut others some slack.
7I like todayās comic quite a bit! TJ was able to dissipate the situation and help out Toni, Brad & Shannon all at the same time!I must admit, however, I have a little bit of trepidation about what may transpire as Shannon AND TJ both begin demolition/remodeling. :)I stated this yesterday, but perhaps not so completelyā¦. I can understand from Shannonās upbringing, why she behaves as she does. But, no one is doing Shannon any good by allowing her to continue to have the tantrum or fit behaviors as she was having yesterday. Again, it is understandable that she probably has never been guided to act differentlyā¦. but it does not help her if you just let it go on and do not try to correct, or at least divert her behavior. TJ was very adept at finding an alternative focus for Shannon, and this helped her to stop the tantrum/fit behavior. This was a very good thing he did.There is a significant body of education research associated with measures of success in school and later in adult life being associated with how a young child can control and regulate his/her emotionsā¦ whether he/she can refrain from tantrums and fit behavior, whether the child can wait their turn etc. And, for a least part of the ācontrolling oneselfā sort of behaviors, a young child can improve with practice and guidance.
I wish to categorically apologize if my sniping responses which if you knew me are mostly dry humor, are offending some of you. I tend to sometimes forget that people cannot read body language or expressions from typed words. So that said, please understand that i am often ābusting chopsā and not actually so serious. Still if i say something that bothers you tell me. I am not incapable of understanding and Making amends.Thanks
Seems like the snipers are after Trilogy, again. Now, donāt go making me scan all the comments just to find out its āmuch ado about nothing.ā And, who cares if Shannon is cute? Sheās still a brat.
I think that the Evanses structured this plot awkwardly.It seemed like Toni was in a hurry after returning from the fire to get to the wedding planning meeting:Yet instead of showering and changing clothes at the firehouse, and driving directly from there to the wedding planner (with Brad meeting her there), she goes home to shower and change, and then goes to Bradās before the meeting.I know that Toni āhadā to go home so that Jonah could drop Shannon off with her. And she āhadā to go to Bradās so that TJ could volunteer to take care of Shannon. But when she was at the firehouse, she didnāt know that Jonah was going to drop Shannon off, nor that TJ would volunteer to take care of Shannon. So her additional stops donāt make sense.
It is clear that Toni does not like Bradās overbearing angry rant over Jonahā¦ once again. One almost wonders whether sheās considering how she will deal with this once Brad becomes part of her family. But probably in this case it is more that she has just endured an argument with Jonah and now Brad is adding fuel to that fire and it is more than she can bear, not to mention the notion of a BIG wedding that she really would rather not have much less plan for. But TJ is the savior in all of this. It seems he and Shannon have a unique relationship.
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
I thought TJ might find a way to calm her downā¦ not the way I expected, though
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
Is there a cuter cartoon kid than Shannon, when she smiles?
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Have a hero in the wings and shannon swingsMallet and mulletor If i had a hammerPart of me worries about this but another part wonders if it will help relieve her frustrations
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
I hope Frank has kept up the insurance, since the fireā¦
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
Maybe TJ should be wearing a CUPā¦just in caseā¦
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Oh, this is going to be good AND bad at the same time.
Argythree over 8 years ago
Iām thinking it might be less of a problem if she went to the wedding planning meeting!
Mikeyj over 8 years ago
At least TJ is smart enough to make sure that Shannon has eye protectionā¦ mind you, he isnāt wearing any, himself.
luann1212 over 8 years ago
Wow Luann strip strikes again!! I never would have thought of this diversion, but TJ is a great and adroit person to distract and sooth Shannon (most little kids like to smash things if they can get away with it and yes I am generalizing and I donāt care, so there) and meanwhile, while the fundamental issue with Jonah is still around, maybe we can transition to the second phase of this arc, which should be the wedding planning meeting, but then one never knows in Luannverse.
kenhense over 8 years ago
Toni says, āBrad. Not nowā. A good reply to useless ranting!
Dreamdeer over 8 years ago
Bless TJ! Maybe he gave her his only eye protection.
rimshot22 over 8 years ago
Every so often TJ shows he has a good heart and can be emotionally generous. Shannon will have fun, but sheāll remember the broken promises.
atomicdog over 8 years ago
Shannon smash!
Seasider48 over 8 years ago
Did the guys buy the house? How do you get to remodel the house of someone else? And oh yeah, permits? Yeah, I know.
blunebottle over 8 years ago
Neat. Remember, Shannon felt a connection with TJ once before- she adopted him as her boy friend. TJ understands her.
Pointspread over 8 years ago
TJ comes through!
wiselad over 8 years ago
most of the time inside jobs do not need permitā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. permits would be needed though for making a new bathroom, or rearranging where the plumbing goes, or to convert a garage into a bedroom or to build new units (extend the house, make a garage, build a duplex when house is single unit etc )
sueb1863 over 8 years ago
I was wondering if TJ was around and why couldnāt they just have him watch her. He gets along with her and is just responsible enough to be trusted with her.
OneTime59 over 8 years ago
Shannon gets to take out her frustrations. āI get to smash things.ā
tom_wright over 8 years ago
Smashing things is the most fun. One of my retired Navy shipmates is a fireman, says his job is sometimes just too much fun, he gets to kick down doors and break windows, etc.
imagenesis over 8 years ago
It just got from bad to worse!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
At least TJ is offering help. That is a good thing. If he gets along with Shannon, Toni might like him better.
TORAD_07 over 8 years ago
Well, TJ saving the dayā¦ Whodathunkit? Yeah, TJ better protect himself a bit better. :-)
Airman over 8 years ago
āBrad, not nowā with hand in headache position. A scene that Brad will witness many times after they are married.
William Rose over 8 years ago
Gotta love T.J.
ACTIVIST1234 over 8 years ago
Thank Heavens for TJ! (can you believe we actually said that?)
Mordock999 Premium Member over 8 years ago
āSWING Your Hammer, Oh Brave Young Shannon!āāSWING Your Hammer, And STRIKE It Home!āāSWING Your Hammer, Oh Brave Young Shannon!āāBecause After All, Whatās a Broken Bone?āāSMASH Doors and Windows and Load Bearing Beams!āāSMASH that Grinning Guy in the Kneecaps,āTil He SCREAMS!āāSo sally forth, Dear Child, and USE That TOOL!āāAnd Maybe NEXT Time, Theyāll TAKE You to the POOL!
From the forthcoming āSelected Works of Mordock999,ā NOW Available for Pre-Order on Amazon.com!jrankin1959 over 8 years ago
Smashing always trumps splashingā¦
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
So who said he can smash anything in that house?
Outsideplaying over 8 years ago
I kinda thought TJ might step in and save the day for Brad and Toni. Heās done it before, and he seems to have a way with keeping Shannon distracted, in a good way. And she loves his pbjās.
avannucci over 8 years ago
I kind of love that TJ is becoming more responsible. Heās managed two businesses, has become a kick-asagio chef, and is generally growing up. (Please donāt become
cdemattos over 8 years ago
perfect solution
RoseHawke over 8 years ago
I wouldnāt worry. āSmashing thingsā gets to be work after about 5 minutes.
Luanaphile over 8 years ago
It takes a village ā¦ . Say, are those swim goggles on Shannon?
Luanaphile over 8 years ago
Brad missed the first lesson of his online anger management class.
Schrodinger's Dog over 8 years ago
itāll keep her busy for a few minutes
katzpawz1a over 8 years ago
Iām fairly new to all this. Tell me please, where is Shannonās Mother? Alive? Inebriated? Incarcerated?
LNER4472 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Letās seeā¦ā¦.Gets her out of your hair and off her hands so you can get done what you need toā¦ā¦.Could wreak utter destruction far beyond even TJās ability to do so or controlā¦ā¦..This is like watching Saddam Hussein drive your new car off a cliff.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Just have a second, but is a destruction distraction a frustration ablation? I think so if it involves a lot of physical activity.
StarWarsGuy500 over 8 years ago
Problem solvedā¦I guess?
David Rickard Premium Member over 8 years ago
They should send Shannon off to play with Caulfield at the construction siteā¦
Mrs. Peabody over 8 years ago
Give a girl a sledgehammer, instant gratification ensues. (at least it works that way for me :)
cruiserd over 8 years ago
With Toniās comment in the first panel, is there a possibility of putting the wedding off until ālittleā issues are resolved?Also, why does Evans & Co always seem to drop an arc, like Les, only to rivive it much later. We still donāt know about Quill, Gunther and Lord knows, Ann Eiffel ( which for some reason, I think is Shannonās mother)
HannahClaire over 8 years ago
It brightens my day to see that the Luann strip is going to feature Shannon in the story. My wish? That this storyline would flow into Toni taking Jonah to court for custody. Shannon deserves better!
Vorticia over 8 years ago
Toniās look is priceless! But yay, (uncle) TJ to the rescue!!
3pibgorn9 over 8 years ago
Aye.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
We have several friends who are in the animated movie industry. Having files of concepts (characters, settings, etc.) is not in the least unusual. At times a goof happens and one concept is used twice. Other times they are purposely reused as easter eggs. Sometimes the first happens but is called the second. Maybe in comics when we see such reappearances we should just smile and treat them like fun little easter eggs? That way they coukd just become fun.
Ignatz Premium Member over 8 years ago
TJ has always liked Shannon. Shannon has always liked him. Why is everybody so down on TJ?
Argy.Bargy2 over 8 years ago
@Mordock999-Couldnāt get the reply key to work
Congrats on your book. Didnāt know you were a poet.
Anything by your alter ego, Moose?
Please let us know what steps you followed to self publish. Many wanna be writers out here would be happy to follow in your footstepsā¦
Endunamoo over 8 years ago
Point TJ. Though, I think that it troubles Toni a bit.
ndblackirish97 over 8 years ago
Way to go, TJ. Brad doesnāt need to let Jonah messed things up between him and Toni.
Airbender over 8 years ago
I still have to wonder if Jonah is actually at an audition or if he uses it as an excuse to dump Shannon while he goes off with his buddies or a woman.
beazle over 8 years ago
Shannon is going to die. Or be seriously injured. I called the firehouse wedding 3 years ago, when this stupid plot started. And I call āsomething really bad happens to Shannonā as of right now.
locake over 8 years ago
I knew TJ was better than many people say he is. He is basically a good person.
cheap_day_return over 8 years ago
Shannon is one of the reasons Iām about to leave Luannville.
1956monkey over 8 years ago
in the words of Rick Blaine, āLouie, this could be the start of a beautiful relationship.ā
JayBluE over 8 years ago
āGirl-agherāāHammer Out Your ProblemsāāIām Gonna Knock You Out!ā (āŖ)āMamma Sed Knock You Out!ā (ā¬)āSwing! Swing! Swing!ā (ā¬)āRemodel BehaviorāāSudden ImpactāāInterior DesecratorsāāTo Put It, Bluntlyā¦.āāA Destructive Distractionā
āLet The Little Girl Dance Smashā (ā¬)āIf She Had A Hammerā¦ā (ā¬)āThe Running Ruining Of The MalleablesāāThe State Of A Yellow HammerāāMallet-āil PonyāāStop! Hammer Time!ā (āŖ)orāThe Immovable Force, And The Irresistible Objectā
Squoop over 8 years ago
Toniās expression in last panel is priceless, never saw her look so horrified.
moridin82 over 8 years ago
Perfect way to distract kids! Constructive and educational.
Teto85 Premium Member over 8 years ago
This will be fun.
Pointspread over 8 years ago
The level of hostility and vitriol on this site is uncalled for. Is there really any need to be so vindictive on a site where children can be reading? (The correct answer is no). There is no need to call others stupid, ignorant, or worse.
Ginny Premium Member over 8 years ago
Say what you will about T.J., heās definitely come through for them todayā¦ and with a smile, no less!
dliley over 8 years ago
TJ has a good heart!
cheesehead over 8 years ago
Looks like the new live-in nanny.
Terminal Frost Premium Member over 8 years ago
@Alice HarrisActually, one theory about Shannon not discussed is that Jonah was a minor, uncredited character from Harry Potter. He waved his magic wand and Shannon appeared in the strip years ago. Sorta spontaneous combustion.^^^^^^^^aside from your obvious sarcasm aimed a t newbie, what crawled up your posterior to an untimely end?
Robert Maxell Premium Member over 8 years ago
For guy that started out as a flake, TJ cleans up pretty well.
howtheduck over 8 years ago
Well, the upside is that someone is there to take care of Shannon. The downside is that no one is there to stop them from destroying the entire house.
jmworacle over 8 years ago
TJ to the rescue!
timbob2313 Premium Member over 8 years ago
and this is why TJ will live with Brad and Toni, he will be like Zonker, the kids live in babysitter
Terminal Frost Premium Member over 8 years ago
You are flagged If I was a moderator you would be gone. I checked you posting history All you do is spout REALLY negative MEAN vitriol, not opinions, MEAN spirited and full of obscenities. NOT HERE, IMO, under 18 year olds, even children might read the comments.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Smooth-talking TJ has taken Shannon off Toni and Bradās hands, which is good. But he has equipped her with a demolition mallet, a smasher-of-things, which is at least ominous if not just plain not good. We shall see what frivolity ensuesā¦.
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
It seems that on many sites people get wound a bit tightly in late summer and early autumn. That also happens around major holidays. This is a common pattern. Late summer and early autumn are common times for ill or elderly family members to worsen or pass. (We are there right now with a family member in hospice, w oxygen and a special bed added to the mix just days ago.). Others have family returning to school or are doing so themselves. So, it is a time of high tension and sometimes resulting lack of sleep for many people. As a result it may be useful for people to double check their posts for rudeness as NG suggested the other day, and for everyone else to cut others some slack.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 8 years ago
7I like todayās comic quite a bit! TJ was able to dissipate the situation and help out Toni, Brad & Shannon all at the same time!I must admit, however, I have a little bit of trepidation about what may transpire as Shannon AND TJ both begin demolition/remodeling. :)I stated this yesterday, but perhaps not so completelyā¦. I can understand from Shannonās upbringing, why she behaves as she does. But, no one is doing Shannon any good by allowing her to continue to have the tantrum or fit behaviors as she was having yesterday. Again, it is understandable that she probably has never been guided to act differentlyā¦. but it does not help her if you just let it go on and do not try to correct, or at least divert her behavior. TJ was very adept at finding an alternative focus for Shannon, and this helped her to stop the tantrum/fit behavior. This was a very good thing he did.There is a significant body of education research associated with measures of success in school and later in adult life being associated with how a young child can control and regulate his/her emotionsā¦ whether he/she can refrain from tantrums and fit behavior, whether the child can wait their turn etc. And, for a least part of the ācontrolling oneselfā sort of behaviors, a young child can improve with practice and guidance.
Terminal Frost Premium Member over 8 years ago
I wish to categorically apologize if my sniping responses which if you knew me are mostly dry humor, are offending some of you. I tend to sometimes forget that people cannot read body language or expressions from typed words. So that said, please understand that i am often ābusting chopsā and not actually so serious. Still if i say something that bothers you tell me. I am not incapable of understanding and Making amends.Thanks
StoicLion1973 over 8 years ago
Thank goodness for TJ!
ACTIVIST1234 over 8 years ago
Redecorating is not the same as remodeling, TJ.
Luanaphile over 8 years ago
Shannon can use her mallet on a Brad.
wiselad over 8 years ago
BTW, IT seems? that Toniās aunt is Gertrude? http://www.gocomics.com/luann/2010/07/30
Luanaphile over 8 years ago
Meanwhile, back at the Fuse ranch, Les is raking in the tips, and these tips are not associated with meals.
drewpamon over 8 years ago
Greg posted a picture of Shannon today on his Facebook.
Airman over 8 years ago
Seems like the snipers are after Trilogy, again. Now, donāt go making me scan all the comments just to find out its āmuch ado about nothing.ā And, who cares if Shannon is cute? Sheās still a brat.
wiselad over 8 years ago
Shannon is a misguided spirited youngster who has her moments where she shows she cares about others
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 8 years ago
Everyoneās happiest when using her natural talents.TJ the hero.Shannon, short Shiva, strikes strongly, sending shards skyward.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
Correct that early Shannon model you can find in the very early strips, it was run last week or two.
gromit82 over 8 years ago
I think that the Evanses structured this plot awkwardly.It seemed like Toni was in a hurry after returning from the fire to get to the wedding planning meeting:Yet instead of showering and changing clothes at the firehouse, and driving directly from there to the wedding planner (with Brad meeting her there), she goes home to shower and change, and then goes to Bradās before the meeting.I know that Toni āhadā to go home so that Jonah could drop Shannon off with her. And she āhadā to go to Bradās so that TJ could volunteer to take care of Shannon. But when she was at the firehouse, she didnāt know that Jonah was going to drop Shannon off, nor that TJ would volunteer to take care of Shannon. So her additional stops donāt make sense.
kittysquared Premium Member over 8 years ago
TJ, you rock!
RSH over 8 years ago
It is clear that Toni does not like Bradās overbearing angry rant over Jonahā¦ once again. One almost wonders whether sheās considering how she will deal with this once Brad becomes part of her family. But probably in this case it is more that she has just endured an argument with Jonah and now Brad is adding fuel to that fire and it is more than she can bear, not to mention the notion of a BIG wedding that she really would rather not have much less plan for. But TJ is the savior in all of this. It seems he and Shannon have a unique relationship.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago
TJ has always been really good with Shannon as I remember.
Brdshtt Premium Member over 8 years ago
Spoiler Alert: Someone is reaching their breaking point
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 8 years ago
Spoiler: a mountain of minutiae
ct0760 over 8 years ago
Wow, it looks like TJ is stepping up a bit hereā¦.
wiselad over 8 years ago
first case of Listeria without food
phxhocking over 8 years ago
TJ to the rescue!
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Much better than the poolā¦
31768 over 8 years ago
kids love to make messes. hereās Shannonās chance! and T.J. loves to cook and build. very good! Emeril and Bob Villa in one. BAM!