Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 15, 2020

Poor Pucky!

Now they’ve done it.

Now you’ve done it!

So noble of Puck to sacrifice himself for the good of the house…

It’s all ending in tears! Poor Sweet Puck! His brave attempts to cover the Breaking Cat News has resulted in his being attacked himself.

Have the ceiling cats been told of Goldie?

“HOW DARE YOU FRIGHTEN OUR SWEET PUCKY-BEAR!” — Elvis, probably.♥

Elvis is NOT HAVING IT!

There is a maneuver known as the “Kitten Flattening Paw” on the cat rescues I follow. It is used when a Young Whippersnapper sufficiently annoys an Elder Cat and needs to be Reminded Who’s Boss.

Elvis, being the Elder Cat of the Apartment, looks ready to break out the Kitten Flattening Paw on a couple of roomies…

Methinks that Lupin and/or Goldie hath made a BIIIIIG mistake…

You hurt my peacemaking friend! THAT’S IT!! “No more of this fighting” says Elvis the Avenger!

Nobody hurts Puck and gets away with it! There are going to be two very sorry cats!

Look, Lupin, now you’ve made Puck sad. Go apologize to your new sister and promise Puck no more bapbapbapping.

Poor Pucky, you two should be ashamed of yourselves.

Well, Lupin and Goldie look ashamed and Elvis looks seriously annoyed. He may be the one to put and end to the whole thing.

Looks like Elvis is about to have a screeching spat…

OK. That’s it. Now this has gone too far. Poor Pucky! I just want to hug him…so glad that Elvis is there to support and defend him, or else today’s comic would be too hard to look at again.

Now they did it. Maybe hurt the sweetest cat in all catdom.

Could it be possible that we will see a reasonable ending to this? Or just a fudge?

Elvis has that “That’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more!” look on his face.

Poor Puck! He is such a sweet little fellow stuck in the middle of it all.

Since Elvis appears to be Siamese by heritage, I think that he may be about to teach a masterclass in Meow Thai.

Oh Puck, you sweet, brave boy!

It looks like Elvis will end this right quick. And not in a way Goldie or Lupin will like.

(Those are some big l, scary eyes you have there Elvis!)

This is really sweet, in a way. The instant poor Pucky gets caught in the crossfire, Lupin and Goldie come to their senses and look guilty while Elvis goes into Protective Big Brother Mode!

See? Now fisticuffs have occurred, they can get down to talk. And they’ll do it for Puck’s sake.

Catrimony ahead?

The Peacemaker cometh. Beware. Elvis better not be punished for doling out justice. I <3 Elvis.

Lupin and Goldie look like they know they’ve gone to far, they are about to get a serious dressing down from big brother Elvis, hopefully we will finally see them call a truce!

Alright you two! Now you’ve done it! Do you remember what happened the last time Elvis gave someone that look?

No? Me neither! You’ve created something new! (And you’re not gonna like it!)

But, IF Elvis leaves them in one piece (one each, that is) I think we (they) will finally TALK about what’s going on and why they did what they did and feel what they feel. If they don’t, Elvis will probably lower the boom with a great big OR ELSE!

Poor lil Puck deserves better. He’s only trying to help.

This is going to need the UN Peacekeepers.

Elvis is looking a little scary there in the last panel.

Aw poor sweet puck! You two are about to get a dressing down, Elvis style!

So… you’ve caught innocent Puck in your crossfire, and now you feel bad. Maybe you should have thought of that ahead of time!

There, there Pucky. Come over here and let me pick you up and cuddle you.

I hope poor little Puck is not hurt, but in panel 2 it does look like Lupin might have got him in the rear with a rabbit kick aimed at Goldie. Dear sweet Puck does not deserve this.

Elvis has got a righteous wrath working up.

Elvis “you’re both suspended effective immediately. no reporting or detecting for 2 weeks, during which time you will be Pucky’s slaves and do everything to make him happy.”

“You don’t tug on Supercat’s cape

You don’t hork into the wind

You don’t go around stealing Buzzy Mouse

And you don’t mess around with Puck."

I love Elvis in protective big brother mode, like in the Shelter Cats special report. “You’ve got 5 seconds to walk out of here before you’re wearing a Siamese cat all over your face.” one of his best lines ever!!.

Oh Georgia!

This is one of those times we need to see two strips in one day! I cannot wait until tomorrow to see what Elvis does!Go Elvis, Go Elvis, Go Elvis!

Poor litte Puck, just trying to keep the peace… Now you’ve done it, Elvis has had enough!

Occupational hazard, Puck. Looks likes Elvis is going to lay the smack down on Lupin and Goldie. LET’S GET READY TO RRRRRUUUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!

I don’t think he was physically hurt. The fisticuffs are above his head. He’s emotionally upset by the fighting, covering his ears and making a repeated sound to drown them out while he runs away. I do the same when the animal shelter commercials come on tv and I can’t find the remote fast enough.

The look of a cat who is ALL DONE with your foolishness.

Uh oh…Now you’ve done it.

Frankly, I hope Lupin and Goldie can make up over their shame at treating Puck this way, rather than as a result of retribution from Elvis.

Oh guys, you are so in for it… not only the guilt of upsetting sweet Pucky, but now you must face The Wrath of Elvis!

See what you did, you little monsters?

Puck’s tour of duty on the UN peacekeeping force has come to an end.

Lupin has gone too far.

Somebody’s gonna get it! Dad cat’s been involved now.

Oh, my. Elvis does not look pleased.

“War is what happens when language fails.” – Margaret Atwood

Lupin and Goldie, use your words!

Oh nu, you hurt Puck! yeets Homestyle and Thimblefist at them

Now you’ve done it Goldie! Stealing Lupin’s recorder and now causing the row that hurt Puck. Bad cat!

Lupin and Goldie both care for Puck. (The variety of emotional expressions here is just fabulous!) Can’t wait for whatever’s to come.

Elvis on the phone: “Hi, Beatrix, please come to the BPH—and bring Trevor. Got a bit of a task here. Now I gotta call Burt and Baba.”

Dis is a smörgåsbord of violence!

Poor sensitive Pucky. And Goldie. That girl has slightly less patience than Mother Teresa, and Lupin has over stepped the boundaries

Sounds like my house this morning, Cole chased Kang under the bed with yowling and hissing and was all poofed up. Had to get out the no-no bottle. And some loving to both later.

Thankfully, Elvis is there to keep him safe.

Uh-oh. Elvis has pulled out the Angry Eyes…

Reminds me of middle school a little too much.

Don’t mess with Elvis and his overprotective nature.

OHHHHH! Elvis is gonna end this. Right here, right now.

Atta boy Elvis!! Let’s hope that Lupin realizes what he’s doing and stops acting like a hateful cat and be more like a lovable cat.

Poor harmless little Puck, Elvis may need to take them both by the ear and get this turf war sorted for the peace of the clowder.

Even Lupin looks chastened.

Now there will be SMACKAGE and a RECKONING!

A Breaking CN Mid-Day Report!!:

"After CN reporter Puck was being caught in the crossfire of an on-scene skirmish, the reporter-cat retreated and sought refuge with cat-comrade Elvis! … While any sustained injury has yet to be confirmed, Puck WILL be receiving hazardous duty pay (in the form of Kibble Currency)! … "

"Lupin will receive reduced rations for a brief time … and newcomer Goldie may get a quick ‘timeout’… "

Puck is up with the current youth slang. “Nope” is now a verb for backing away from a dangerous place as in, “The moment I saw the ghost, I noped right out of there.”

Elvis is about to put his paw down!!

Happy Hat Day!

Seriously, hats are a good idea no matter where you live, especially a hat with a full brim, not a baseball style. Hats with a brim shade your ears, back and sides of your head, not just your eyes and forehead. This is an excellent protection from sunburn and skin cancer in those areas. In winter, they do more to keep you warm than any other garment.

I believe Elvis is about the “lay down the law.”

Poor little Pucky! I see 2 very sorry kitties who are sharing the guilt of hurting sweet little Puck.

Maybe this is the breakthrough the clowder needed. I don’t care how wronged Lupin was, it’s worse that he keeps hating on Goldie without voicing a reason. On Goldie’s part you would think she’d talk to Elvis and Puck and find out why Lupin is acting like he is. Hopefully they’ve both realized they have hurt or scared Puck.

This is one time I don’t think Burt will mind that a mic has been dropped.

OT – I’m curious, do any of the wordsmiths here know what an “autodidact polymath” is?? I just found it on a document at work and had to look it up. Hope everyone has found some joy in their day today!

BAD LUPIN!!!

Wonder of Georgia had this happen in real life, or just an interesting story line?

Poor Puck. Elvis is not happy about this situation.

Uh oh, it looks like Elvis will now get involved!

Okay, so now Elvis is going to have to get in on this. And from Lupin and Goldie’s ashamed looks in panel three and Elvis’s “NOBODY HURTS PUCK AND LIVES!!!!” look in the last panel, I’d say Lupin and Goldie are in for a good spanking.

Ok, now you have done it. You have aroused the [always dignified, of course] wrath of Elvis. It is time to settle this.

Uh oh. Elvis is going to open up a can of whoop-ass now!

ohmygod the look on Elvis’ face!

Poor Puck very often war reporters get hurt in the fighting.

I once picked up my cat Wilamena while she was in the middle of a “discussion” with another cat. She swatted me on the cheek but kept her claws in. It was like being hit by a cotton ball shot out of a gun. I considered the limits of a cat’s restraint, as well as the costs of facial reconstruction surgery, before carefully placing her back where she had been.

Oh boy. Look what you’ve done now.

We need a visit from Chubby Hugs over at Get Fuzzy.

I’m finding it hard to associate guilt and shame with cats.

GASP :( Poor Pucky. Elvis does not look at all amused. They better watch it or Mommy’s Special Boy will give them a taste of his angry fussy paws in the form of a lecture that will shame them into the ground. (tsk, sigh)

New Profie Photo!

And Um Lupin, Goldie prepare for THE ULTIMATE BOOP

“Nope nope nope”

Awww Pucky, I’m so sorry….

Puck is just emotionally scarred, not hurt. Maybe peace will break out with apologies to Puck and each other.

You guys are gonna get it now. You’ve made Elvis MAD.

I spent months after Marc died trying to get his cat Lily to live at peace with Database and Reboot. Poor Reboot, the oldest and only male, was caught between both of the girls and they hated each other. Reboot even stopped eating because of the stress and I finally had to move Lily outside. Now she’s happy because as far as she’s concerned, Database doesn’t even exist and when Reboot escapes the house, he doesn’t bother her. Database refuses to even go near an outside door and couldn’t care less what happens to an outdoor interloper. We do bring Lily in the house when the weather is really bad, but she stays in the living room or Jora’s room and Database retreats to my room.

I spent months after Marc died trying to get his cat Lily to live at peace with Database and Reboot. Poor Reboot, the oldest and only male, was caught between both of the girls and they hated each other. Reboot even stopped eating because of the stress and I finally had to move Lily outside. Now she’s happy because as far as she’s concerned, Database doesn’t even exist and when Reboot escapes the house, he doesn’t bother her. Database refuses to even go near an outside door and couldn’t care less what happens to an outdoor interloper. We do bring Lily in the house when the weather is really bad, but she stays in the living room or Jora’s room and Database retreats to my room.

LOL! The absolute righteous rage on Elvis’ face!

Puck’s sad face is making me sad, and Elvis’ face is making me laugh

Oh boy, have they done it now

NO NOT PUCK!!!!

I don’t think Elvis has ever been this mad. and that’s saying something!

Elvis’s face cracks me up