Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 21, 2020

The good news is that he probably won’t have any children.

Ok, Boomer.

Strange, I don’t have feelings in my lower extremities.

Too saggy too baggy too tight to loose oh da’ heck with it all!

kilt…

But definitely better than wearing the pants at half-ass.

If they’re that tight, he probably doesn’t have to worry about kids.

It’s just a trend coming back from the 60s-80s!

I’m totally in favor of tight pants. As long as they’re on tight bodies. The real trick for a pants wearing individual is clearly understanding whether tight will look good or mostly just bulgy.

Tight pants hug the hipsters.

Tight pants: They’re not just for fat, clueless women anymore.

I admit that I like form-fitting clothing on women. On men, not so much. I don’t know, do women like it? If so, none of my business.

At least he doesn’t have a man-bun!

I’d rather see them too tight than hanging off the butt.

Actually, fashion will probably cycle through the entire possible range of pants tightness, from parachute pants to actual tights, and then cycle back again.

It’s time to break out the shiny gold hammer pants. Too legit to quit!

I have never found any enjoyment in mocking a particular generation’s fashion. Who cares? It’s not hurting me one way or the other if you wear skinny jeans or baggy. You can wear a mini-skirt or a gown for all I care, too. Just don’t mess with my kilt.

He is falsely accused, cause it is the female of the human species whose pants are too darn tight and most especially the fat ones.

If Pig were to hit anyone, would that be a porkchop?

Well at least he has pants on for Mr.Rat you have no pants on ;-) … Croc Power !

Oh my “Blue Balls” revisited.

Hey kid! Those tights come wit’ a codpiece?

It’s the beard that annoys me. The trend of men growing thick beards recently, beards beards beards! I feel like I’m seeing it all the time. You guys have nice enough faces. Cut it out. Did David Letterman start all this? He looks like a savage.

People who wear tight genes and or tights NEED to have Long tunic tops to cover the butts, hips and thighs…..OY!

This time Rat is correct!

I see London, I see France, at least I don’t see underpants!

In an effort to not follow the crowd and present a different look the hipsters have ended up wearing a uniform. Such is the way of fads.

Why don’t they bring back bellbottoms?

Everyone seems to be missing the point. They’re Republican pants.

Had the exact same problem in 1982…

Right and wrong side of history. Cute.

I think the correct reply is not “Thanks, Grandpa” but “OK, boomer!”

Was the guy a millennial? If so, he should have said “OK Boomer”.

Well there really is no perfect generation or decade. Each and every one had its own fair share of problems.

Well, on to Calvin and Hobbes …

There is no reason, ever, for a heterosexual male to wear skinny jeans. Ever.

That hair color suggests a kilt. The boys will thank him for it.

Unfortunately, mullets are making a comeback too. I think I’d prefer the tight pants.

Its better than the wearing of the jeans where the waist is around ones knees. You are forced to watch those idiots to figure out how they can walk without falling on their faces.

Fashion……Prevailing style of dress or behavior at any given time….Like holes in pants……..Like that stupid tie I wore to work for years.

If the “boys” are too compressed and heated, you won’t be able to create one of those new generation kids, young hipster.

And, too short. Ridiculous.

Actually, it’s the pointy shoes that are 4 inches too long for your feet.

I am very insistent on every article of clothing meeting my personal fashion standards: Actual comfort and do I like it.

I remember stretch jeans (for men) around the early ’70s. Yes, I had a pair. But only one pair, my other jeans were all normal….

Well at least that’s better than all black clothing encrusted with chains everywhere. It weighs less. It’s a bit easier to move. It probably is not as hot. And it makes less noise.

at least they’re above his ass – - STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT GOOD THINGS!

I remember my father commenting on my overly tight slacks back in the 1950s.