Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 26, 2020

Hang out with the people who are better at hiding their weirdness if you want to reassured. At least they have an idea of what normal is.

WA’s words in the third panel should be on a T-shirt.

If you get pulled over by the police, you want the passengers in your car to be really good at hiding their weirdness.

I’m just wondering what the hill consists of.

Damn! He figured me out.

pretty wise indeed

Be scared… be very scared…

“But I don’t want to go among weirdos,” Pig remarked.

“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Wise Ass. “We’re all weirdos here. I’m a weirdo. You’re a weirdo.”

“How do you know I’m a weirdo?” said Pig.

“You must be,” said the Wise Ass, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”

Yes, yes you should be both.

“Be normal. That’s crazy enough”—Dutch saying

I believe I may not have met the wise ass until now. Perfect.

This all presupposes that there is something wrong with being weird. What are we calling “weird”? Maybe not living down to the norm?

You just need to keep away from those who love pig meat, Pig.

A Wise Ass on a pile ’o elephant Dung is the gold standard for Prophets????

“We’re All Bozos On This Bus” –Firesign Theater–

Ignore him, he’s just a wise ass! AND, he’s high…

Everyone is someone else’s weirdo.

Reassured, the wise ass is absolutely correct!

Rest assured, if you are normal; all the weirdos out there will think you’re weird.

Opinions are like butt – holes Pig , everybody has one ! … Croc Power !

better born a wise ass than a dumb ass…….

The Wise Ass is no ass, he is a swine.

Be reassured. Life would be insufferably boring if we were all “normal”. This way we’re all a little bit weird in our own little ways.

As in “Fool on the Hill?”

Is this a rerun?

Oh Wise Ass, I am looking for your niece, Hot Pieceof, can you tell me where to find her?

Inoculated.

Social distancing is good, six feet away is even better. “The whole world’s mad but thee and me, and I’m not sure of thee.” BTW, am new to this strip and find WAon the Hill a MOST believable character.

I agree with wise ass. Free the crocs.

I started to comment, then decided to look up the definition of ‘weird’. A very complex array of meanings, depends a lot on what is being described. But, regardless, if “we’re all weird” is true, then we’re all alike. And if we’re all alike, we can’t be weird. How weird is that?

And there are over 600 of them.

Truer words were never spoken

What is that a pile… I mean hill of?

Truer words have never been spoken…

At least we aren’t all Bizzaros.

Maybe.

Reminds me of SNL Phil Hartman’s “Colon Blow” sketch.

I’d hate to see who the donkey is talking about specifically.

As I tell my wife…“Embrace the Weirdness!”

My Dad loved his accordion. He practiced quite a lot when I was a kid. It was a high end instrument. Thank gawd he wasn’t a fan of polkas. We had a large house , so he could practice out of earshot.

Still waiting to meet the perfect person who is without sin.

As I have often said myself.

Go ask the weird doe in the forest.

We CROC lovers are getting impatient. Zeebas’ too

Why be normal? Weird is more interesting. Find your weird people who are weird in the same way and have fun! In my case it’s weird in music, art and dance.

So true. Pinning this

If we’re all weirdos then we’re all normal.

I always thought that a weirdo was a female deer that turned into a human during a full moon.

He speaks the truth!!!

Why hide it?

Well that’s just weird.

Everyone is crazy, but me and thee, and I’m beginning to wonder about thee.

The Wiseass speaks the truth. otherwise, stuff like Spongebob Sqaurepants or Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure would never came to be nor would be extremely popular.

True dat.

Hey, if we’re all weirdos, that’s the norm. A good boyhood friend (RIP) grew up on a farm, and when we visited, he would holler “Rastus” and out would come-a-running a jackass a hee-hawing at the top of his lungs. That was the ’50s before the name became verboten and the related book burning began.

Veritas

It’s really only a problem if one of them gets elected president. And then all the other weirdos, nitwits, time-servers, grifters, and self-important ninnies in the country show up and get appointed to important. Just sayin’.

It’s normal to be a weirdo

Both, Pig. Both.

We’re all crazy here.

Yes, you should be reassured or scared.

When I was maybe 7 or 8, I very proudly told my grandmother one day after school, “I’m weird!”

Taken aback, she replied, “Oh, no, dear, you’re not weird – you’re a normal little girl.”

I screwed my face up and retorted, “No I’m not! I’m weird! Why in the world would I want to be ‘normal’?”

Many decades later, I’m still proud to be weird. One of the freaks and geeks, and I’d not have it any other way.

Oh wise ass on the hill…..Pig is more confused than ever….you stupid ass……

As Wiley Miller said in one of his recent comics, “Normal is a sliding scale.”

Profound wiseassery, Pig. Deal with it; live by it….

He is wise indeed!

a weird shot going on here

There are no normal people. Just varying degrees of weird secretly wanting to be normal.

Just be aware and don’t make assumptions

Sounds weird to me.

He is a wise ass on a hill

The weirdos are much more fun.

Ahh! Who wants to be normal anyway?