Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 25, 2021

It had to be a a woman that invented the crap*r

Go away. I’ll be out in a few minutes.

Two bedrooms and a path.

No men and women separate Johns those times.

Why do all outhouses have a crescent moon on the door?

Oh wait till they invent God – thats when all the fun starts.

Traveling through rural areas during the early 80s, I used to see houses with outhouses and satellite dishes.

Mom never told me what they used when they ran out of pages from the Sears catalog.

That’s HALFWAY to civilization. I consider modern sewage treatment systems one of the best inventions that we ever developed. It made the environment that we live in so much cleaner and less disease prone.

Finally, somewhere to meditate, cogitate, contemplate and consider the nature of all things. The birthplace of philosophy, science and religion.

Now, they’ve invented Twitter.

First came clothes. Then came privacy.

What I wonder about is why they are living in what is apparently a very active volcanic region.

She’s kicking them out of the house so she can have the flush toilet all to herself!

The seat up, seat down argument begins.

Just love the Wiley Kid with his finger up his nose. Definitely civilised. BTW, about the cartoon – about bleedi’ time!!

If she intended it to be as good as the one in the state park, she just might be a redneck.(Foxworthy)

Who gets the basement?

Hope everything comes out ok!

visited one preserved historic township where there was a 5 seater for the town council so they were able to multi-task during sessions. Thus the term, That’s jake with me. :} )=

To boldly go where no man has gone before!

And so began the over/under TP debate allong with the never ending “put the lid down” controversy.

Now all she has to do is invent the Sears Catalog.

And yet to come for a family affair – the Two-Seater!

Led to some great comments !

Could use a few more in the Californian urban areas…

I like to keep mine indoors.

“Now, about ventilators, or the designs I cut in doors. I can give you stars, diamonds, or crescents -there ain’t much choice-all give good service. A lot of people like stars, because they throw a ragged shadder. Others like crescents ‘cause they’re graceful and simple. Last year we was cuttin’ a lot of stars; but this year people are kinda quietin’ down and runnin’ more to crescents. I do cut twinin’ hearts now and then for young married couples, and bunches of grapes for the newly rich. These last two designs come under the head of novelties and I don’t very often suggest ’em because it takes time and runs into money.From “The Specialist” by Chick Sales, copyright 1929.

My kids moved into town, where they cook in the back yard and **** in the house.

Ah! The original composting toilet. Get that nitrogen into the earth! ;-)

An apt description in many ways.

The unwoke republicans can’t figure it out.

Alaska – The Early Days – and it hasn’t changed in all these years!

The first ones didn’t have doors … or walls … or seats …

it won’t be civilized until someone invents toilet paper… sans splinters

Ah, that didn’t really arrive until she got indoor plumbing.

No a bidet would be civilization..right? Lol.

“The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.” —Sigmund Freud (1856-1939) neurologist, founder of psychoanalysis

Did she buy that at Icea?

Next step is realizing that it has to be farther from the front door.

It is only a quarter-full Clark!

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Oggg. How many times do I have to tell you to Do that Outside the Cave for ghods sake.

Blowing smoke signals. Must be Cap’n Eddie inside

In Sears Home and Garden Department.

One of many that happened over and over all over the world.

So apparently Neanderthals don’t do it in the woods.

Why do all establishing shots of a prehistoric scene have an active volcano?

I loved the original comment and replies that went with it. Now I’ll tell you what my daddy told me, when I asked the question about the moon. He said that it was there in case there was no TP to use, you could just reach up and grab a moon beam and use it instead. Lol