Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 20, 2021

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    Sue Ellen  about 3 years ago

    Everybody grab a bite of Tuna before you scatter. It may be your last chance!

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    Colorado Expat  about 3 years ago

    Wise apex predators know when to run away!!!

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    deadheadzan  about 3 years ago

    Here comes the REAL apex predator!

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    marilynnbyerly  about 3 years ago

    The wrath of the woman! Turn your heads away, kids. This won’t look pretty.

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    infranscia  about 3 years ago

    I see even Goldie understands the threat. =O

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    What a cartuna.

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    DennisinSeattle  about 3 years ago

    Even the apex predator has to watch his back!

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    Kitty Katz  about 3 years ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Lupinium: Anyone up for a game of tuna croquet?

    Elvis-Anum: How would someone play a game where you hit wooden balls with a mallet on a grass field using tuna?

    Lupinium: I don’t know, but Thomios said he has some leftover tuna and he’s making croquet.

    Elvis-Anum: And he’s wasting perfectly good tuna by having us hit it on the field?

    Enter Puckmosis, with lunch plate

    Puckmosis: Anyone up for a game of croquet after lunch?

    Lupinium: What are we having?

    Puckmosis: Thomios is making fried tuna cakes from leftover tuna.

    Elvis-Anum:Thomios means tuna croquettes, you goof!

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 3 years ago

    She Who Must Be Obeyed!

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    Kitty Katz  about 3 years ago

    Credence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising

    I see the the No, No Squirt Bottle

    I see the Woman on the way,

    I see earthquakes and lightnin’

    We’d better scatter every which way!

    …….

    Don’t go around tonight

    Better stay out of sight

    The Woman’s wrath is on the rise!

    …….

    I hear angry words a-coming!

    I know the spray is coming soon

    I fear bottles over flowing

    I hear the voice of rage and ruin!

    …….

    Don’t go around tonight

    Better stay out of sight

    The Woman’s wrath is on the rise!

    …….

    Hope you enjoyed that bit of tuna,

    Hope you are prepared to be wet,

    Looks like we’re in for nasty weather

    The Woman is gonna get us yet!

    …….

    Don’t go around tonight

    Better stay out of sight

    The Woman’s wrath is on the rise!

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    Robin Harwood  about 3 years ago

    They are doomed!

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    McColl34 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Well, tuna comes right out of the carpet, right? Even the smell?

    So it’s . . . not that big a deal?

    Um, maybe everybody should . . . disappear . . . for a while.

    (Maybe even the Man.)

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    You has been tunaughty, kitties. You can’t gets off the hook so easy.

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    WelshRat Premium Member about 3 years ago

    And there is a truth often made about fighting. No-one wins.

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    Code the Enforcer  about 3 years ago

    Run Away! … RUN AWAY !! … :)

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    jamesakronson2  about 3 years ago

    I normally don’t bring grim stuff here, because, y’know, happy place but… I hope no one here has friends or family in Afghanistan…

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    jamesakronson2  about 3 years ago

    They soiled the woman’s floor! Oooh, dey in trouble..! *<:)

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    Jungle Empress  about 3 years ago

    I love how happy Lupin looks whenever he knows he’s in trouble!

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    Pet  about 3 years ago

    Lupin is loving it!

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    cat19632001  about 3 years ago

    ::tiny hisss!::

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    kimmie260  about 3 years ago

    When it comes to being in trouble, it looks like Lupin and Goldie can be on the same page.

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  about 3 years ago

    It’s the cops! RUN!

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    cat19632001  about 3 years ago

    “The Big Pink House. Famous for its lil’ jungle cats. The supreme apex hunters. Though fierce and determined, they don’t have the size to seize prey from larger People. They must act together if they hope to snatch a meal of tuna sandwich. They do not hunt alone. They know there is strength in numbers. And here there are not just three but four lil’ jungle cats. If they change their tactics they can take their prey by surprise. If they fail, they risk not getting any tuna. But if they get it right, the rewards can be huge.

    One lil’ jungle cat acts as a hissing decoy, drawing the Man’s attention away. Suddenly two of the others strike! A quick and deadly swat and suddenly it’s all over. Except, it isn’t. Just as the lil’ jungle cats are about to feast on their meal the top Person in the Big Pink House appears. And it looks as if She’s Angry. Quickly the lil’ jungle cats scatter before the no-no spray bottle is deployed. They will have to placate Her with head boops and purrs, waiting for another opportunity for tuna." David Cattenborough

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    SusieB  about 3 years ago

    The alpha cat has entered!

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    Biskits  about 3 years ago

    Its been 5 hours since today’s BCN was posted. Le’Letha, are you there and okay?

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    DorseyBelle  about 3 years ago

    Cats and carpet don’t mix. But more important announcement: Toe bean alert!!

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    CMCBHI  about 3 years ago

    Scurry for your lives!!!

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    David Jones Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Run far, run fast, hide!

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    Michael G.  about 3 years ago

    You all know how I hate to say “I told you so!” ROTFL

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 3 years ago

    It’s all fun and games until someone stains the carpet.

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    Miri Tallstag  about 3 years ago

    Oh crud-

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    FrannieL Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Uh-oh.

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    YulanaLow Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Apex predators have met apex Woman!

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    omegasupreme  about 3 years ago

    looks like my kitties when ever I open the fridge

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    grocks  about 3 years ago

    Tuna? My cats wouldn’t scatter even if I yelled. They’d be all over it while I was trying to clean up.

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    A R V reader  about 3 years ago

    Any moment, the vacuum will own the tuna sandwich.

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    gadenbaby (aka LadyKat)  about 3 years ago

    Run! Scatter! Hide!

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    diskus Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Apex, fearsome, hmm, next time will just turn the vacuum on

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    The pawpurrazzi makes a mess of things again and runs away when confronted by the angry public.

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    misty  about 3 years ago

    The party’s over

    It’s time to call it a day

    You’ve made a pretty big mess

    And now must scatter away

    It’s time to turn the sandwich-grab page

    Just make your mind up the Woman will rage

    The party’s over

    Your snatchin’ prospects are dim

    You swatted and schemed with delight

    It seemed to be right just bugging him

    Now you must dash off, all dreams must end

    Take off and hole up, the party’s over

    It’s all over, my friends

    - Styne Jule / Comden Betty / Green Adolph – Party’s Over – Nat King Cole

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    Code the Enforcer  about 3 years ago

    “We got Tuna on the Carpet!” …… Much like,

    " You Got Chocolate on my Peanut Butter !!! " …

    Only … WAY different! … :)

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    MrsXandamere  about 3 years ago

    John Mullaney fans???

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    scyphi26  about 3 years ago

    Well, that didn’t go like they planned at all, now did it?

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    anne o  about 3 years ago

    O.T.I have a pvc cat tree that has little plastic round beds. The beds have lightweight pads that are easy for the cats to remove if they want. I’ve been missing one of the pads for about a month now. There are three beds, the cats only use one and it was getting loose so yesterday I decided to tighten the bolts. After getting on the stepstool and removing the pad I discovered a comic book they had taken from the bookshelf. Under that was the missing pad. Under the missing pad were two more books! Why? Why on earth? Might it be a princess and the pea situation?

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    morningglory73 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Everybody runs from Momma when she’s angry.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Thanksgiving 1985. Ms Sassafrass leaps up and pulls a drumstick out of my cousin’s hand and scrambles out to the porch. Cousin’s screams drowned out by everyone’s laughter. All the kittehs ate well that day.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 3 years ago

    “Apex predator stuff” always makes a mess!

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Busted! Muss the carpet at your peril.

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    bobw2012  about 3 years ago

    Puck’s grin. Oh no. Lupin’s grin. Oh boy.

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    Daeder  about 3 years ago

    Lupin: “I’ll hide under the people’s own feet! They’ll never think to look for me there!”

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    panille  about 3 years ago

    They changed their tuna right quick. Hey, lookie here… 6" Tuna on whole wheat.

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    ChrisTrey  about 3 years ago

    One thing I don’t get: Goldie adopted the “man” as her human, just as Elvis did with the “Woman” and “The Girl”. So why is she being so mean to him?

    Five of our seven cats have made it quite clear that I am their human. They don’t fight over it but share instead. They may politely ask for me to share some food with them, depending on if it’s good for them the get a taste of course, but they’d never treat me like the BCN crew are treating their humans – even for tuna fish, or salmon or lobster.

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    willie_mctell  about 3 years ago

    Big fierce predators indeed. It takes a lot of work to train a kitten not to steal your food. Some of them never learn.

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    anomalous4  about 3 years ago

    OT: Feral guy?

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    Kitty Katz  about 3 years ago

    Sending prayers, boops and purrs to those in New England.

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    4892624  about 3 years ago

    Did Georgia respond overnight to our ‘apex predator’ thread??

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    Mx Crazy Cat Person  about 3 years ago

    When hunting goes wrong!

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    cat19632001  about 3 years ago

    I love how the carpet matches the eyes of the Pirate Ballerina.

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    knight1192a  about 3 years ago

    See, the wimp looses the tuna sandwich. But the real apex predator chases off the beta predators with a mighty roar.

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    scaeva Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Landing tuna is never trivial …

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    Natarose  about 3 years ago

    OOO! You guys did it now. You ticked Georgia off.

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    NWdryad  about 3 years ago

    I love it when Puck hisses. He’s so cute.

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    serenasakitty  about 3 years ago

    Let the cats have the tuna. There should be much less mess to clean up after.

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    serenasakitty  about 3 years ago

    Even the lamp looks shocked.

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    catmom1360  about 3 years ago

    The woman should let them eat the tuna from the carpet. Less for her to clean up.

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    catmom1360  about 3 years ago

    The cats are all scared except Lupin who, from his laughing face, thinks it’s exciting.

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    Ainimache Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I blame the man. He did willfully, knowing he lived in a house with four cats and two kids, make a conscious decision to eat a tuna fish sandwich in a room with carpet. He should have stayed in the kitchen. Preferably over the sink. An acceptable alternative would have been if he’d locked himself in the bathroom to eat. It’s all his fault, making bad choices.

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    PuppyPapa  about 3 years ago

    WE ARE FEROCIOUS!

    WE ARE FIERCE!!

    WE ARE STRONG!!!

    WE CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER???

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    Biskits  about 3 years ago

    Let them eat tuna cakes.l

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    kangtourcat Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Henri is poised to make landfall around Georgia’s old state. Prayers for all her friends and neighbors to be safe, and everyone else there.

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    Breaking Cat News Zoomies  about 3 years ago

    BREAKING CAT NEWS ISN’T IN THE TOP 12TH!! WE’RE DOOMED!!!

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    Scatter like there’s no tomorrow!

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    AmericanPurrl Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The joy Lupin takes in making mischief just warms my heart. LOL

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