Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 03, 2021

I’m glad I didn’t have to wait long for the Wiley Bears. Thanks Amra Leo!

Someone’s been watching the TV series remake of Battlestar Galactica.

’Social media super spreader " Great term Wiley. And we know who the worst offender is

A new religion is born. Better writing than L. Ron Hubbard.

Apparently, Siri and Alexa told Jeffrey that he and his friend can join them in the Robot Apocalypse.

I hope those two hack Siri and Alexa and return the world to normal

Why does she think it was the robots who were exiled?

“Pulling the plug” will gain a whole new meaning when we shut down the robots

Step aside, Darwin.

Did you know the word “gullible” does not appear in the dictionary?

Ah, the The Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B! That does explain a lot!

Hey! If i am a robot – when do i get my software update?

Classic!!

After the first two panels I thought this was going to be a Wall-E remake.

Hilarious. The ironies in this arc bite in so many ways. Just a few more bears on site and colonial explorations would have ended with a tour through bears’ innards. But the trees would have benefited.

Isn’t that the plot of 2000’s Battlestar Galactica?

Why do they need a conspiracy gullibility project? It’s already been shown that no matter how stupid the lie is that you post on Facebook there will be idiots lining up to swear it’s the truth. Queen of England is a lizard? Yep there are people who believe it.

YAY!!!! WILEY BEARS!!!! YAY!!!!

More like the “advanced” beings lost the war, regressed to barbarity so the robots transferred us(sorry, them) to another world.

you two better hope she didn’t hear that or you’re both dog meat.

Nothing can travel faster than the speed of light except disinformation.

Sophisticated, organic, automatons. Sweet!

Sooooo, Scientology? I wonder if they’re still recruiting? It’s a cool name for a religion.

I thought the robots won and dumped the losers here, as we don’t seem to learn from our mistakes.

A bit of a Battlestar ending don’t you think?

I assumed the reverse. The AI dropped their “highly advanced beings” on the new planet to fend for themselves. (And we are just repeating history.)

So begins another misconception that spreads because it sounds better than the truth.

The Sentient Robots dropped the few remaining Organics on this little ball of mud where they hoped we couldn’t cause any more trouble. They’ve been keeping a close eye on us ever since, just in case and occasionally trying to nudge us along what they see as the right path of Evolution. Now that we’re beginning to go beyond this World they’re about to step in and put us back in our place before we contaminate anywhere else through our ignorance.

There are those who believe that life here began out there… far across the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians or the Toltecs or the Mayans. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the heavens.

Iain M. Banks – ‘Culture Series’ is fun.

I thought the gullibility test was “vaccinations cause autism” – and all those people who’d been vaccinated believed it. (Proving social media causes stupidity.)

MALSA – Making America Look Stupid Again

Battle Star Galactica

The bears are Mother Nature’s way of balancing the food chain.

Is this the spot where we should let them know that the microchips were really in the Ivermectin? And that they were best implanted when the Ivermectin was either eaten or placed up their butts?

Semi-Cylon Dani… It explains so much.

I suppose this means that the robots are revolting again.

“The Sirens of Titan,” slightly modified.

It’s not like it’s hard to do. I already bought my Skynet stock.

Well… at least this story is much more believable than what the Abrahamic religions try to force us to believe.

Some astrophysicists think asteroids hit the protomars sending organic molecules into earth’s atmosphere, coalescing into DNA. So WE would be the martians

Wouldn’t it make more sense to suppose it was the Defeated Organic Beings who were exiled to a new planet than the Robots?

Cool! Prehistory Wiley Cave Bears!!!

I would believe it, if told, ‘’melania is a cylon’’.

Consider this quote; ‘’Who gives f&&k about Christmas?’’

If that isn’t a Cylon talking, then I’m the dump valve on a Mk-3 mining drone.

I kind of got it more that the robots dumped us humans on earth.

Wait — I think that we’re the descendants of the aliens who were stupid enough to create the sentient robots. That’s better; leaves the sentient robots out in the universe still doing their thing.

First thing…RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Then learn to sew.