Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 26, 2021

It’s like slobber boarding.

Zombunny saliva, the Other Universal Solvent?!

Reaction of lab techs is hilarious in a slightly twisted way.

I hope this isn’t one of those “Hey guys watch this” ideas. They never end well.

Open that window any way you can, girls – the zombunnies are closing in!!!

The zombunnies seem to have noticed the escape in progress. Fortunately, they only look curious about it. So far.

Dawn’s early light can’t get there soon enough for the lab techs!

That window is doomed.

Update:

Now is not the time to be specific!

Bunny licks are not overly wet. They are wonderful.

The whole concept of zombunnies is specific and upsetting!

I’ll say it. “Put the Bunnies back in the box!”. I’m sorry…

I’ve been watching these newscaster bloopers on youtube and every once in a while they put a reporter in the cow pen at the county fair or whatever, and the cows lick them. I haven’t seen any bunny licking championships yet though.

Don’t blame the poor bunnies; they want some love.

Let’s roll!

I hope they run the skate into the screwdriver, not the glass. Glass shards would be bad for escaping zombunnies as well as for escaping mice.

Why don’t the zombunnys have hospital gowns too?

Get out, already! I’m dying of concern here! :-D

It is time to es-skate!

Unrelated to today’s strip, I have joined Tommy’s woman in the hammock club. And not just for lounging: for overnight sleeping.

I love it. 83 I don’t want to go back to a bed.

(Yes, I know about the diagonal sleeping trick. For those who don’t, sit at around a 30-degree angle, and it [mostly] levels out under you.)

I do suggest giving it a try, if you haven’t. 83

Ideas, they come at the most opportune time.

I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings.

Bunny kisses are awesome! And I’m still holding out hope that everyone escapes. Especially in light of the utterly heartbreaking news this week. C’mon, Agnes! You can do this!!

On the window it says, “Speak Friend, and enter” in Dwarvish. Will Natasha the white or one of her fellowship know the Elvish word for Friend?

Know that the window of Durin is the dividing point between the Dwarvish Kingdom of Moiria and the Elvish Kingdom of Eregion. The dwarves used an elvish word for the passing, as to show their love and trust in the Elves.

So, Natasha, if you do not know the words, the key are the Urakai ZomBunnies, for they were former elves of the Eregion Kingdom. Only the Urakai ZomBunnies can help you to speak the word, friend (while drooling heavily on the window frame and slide). But make haste, for you have little time to escape the doom that has become the former Moiria, now filled with Urakai ZomBunnies and others monsters of the dark.

Time to rock and roll, ladies.

Cyndi Lauper: All Through the Night

All through the night

The mice are all plotting their window escape

All through the night

This precious time when distractions take shape

Oh, all through the night today

Knowing the bunnies do their licking thing!

…….

We will escape, we won’t look back

And maybe the bunnies will help us out

And once we start we’re gonna skate

And we’ll be running all through the night

Once we are free, there is no end!

…….

All through the night

Gold mouse is skating, and we’re ready to go

All through the night

What’s our next move we still don’t quite know

Oh will the bunnies help us out?

There is a little chance they may see!

…….

We will escape, we won’t look back

And maybe the bunnies will help us out

And once we start we’re gonna skate

And we’ll be running all through the night

Once we are free, there is no end!

Lab Tech: Mom wanted me to be a song parodist, but nooo….!

Forget gate-crashing, it’s skate-crashing!!

I have to say it: None of those zombunnies can hold their licker!

I think the lab techs need to run away.

They’re licked and they know it.

A side effect of the zombie pill is they start making bad wordplays, effectively becoming zompunnies! (No, I will not apologize for that!)

What, are they gonna drive the skate into the window?

Wow, Georgia tweeted that Nightmarathon raised $10,878.84 for the Pediatric Cancer Research folks….obviously run by good techs! Congratulations!

One broken window comming up. also am I the only one who finds the mice in hospital gowns funny

RMECU! BoRMH, x2! And Robber Mouse under the chin too!!

Kiss them once, then kiss them twice

Then kiss them once again

With your long, long tongues

They haven’t felt chaos like this, my dears

Since they can’t remember when

It’s been a long, long time

You’ll never know how many times

They’ll scream about you

Or just how empty their cages seem without you

So kiss them once, then kiss them twice

Then kiss them once again

To help right a wrong, wrong time

Jule Styne / Sammy Cahn – It’s Been a Long, Long Time

They sure have the lab technicians licked.

“A thousand whispery butterfly wings” makes me think of those images of Monarchs overwintering in Mexico, covering the trees like living chandeliers.

I wonder is zombunnie spit is similar to my late Midnight’s. It made a great floor polish, also lubricant.

is should be if

Heads up if you need or want to gift that BCN mug: that Zazzle is running their best sale: 50% off. fyi, I can never get Georgia’s store to open directly. I always have to google breaking cat news, and click on something that comes up and the go over and click on the side bar that leads to store. then I get all her products.

You can do this mouse warriors!!

I wonder if the zombunnies will lick the rust off the window so it will open when hit with the skate.

A 1000 whispery butterfly wings sounds lovely X

Well, you are (supposedly) scientists—it’s supposed to sound specific and upsetting.

This is a story about Violet Mouse, Natasha too

Two maze-runnin’ mice, they got a window to get through

They stirred up the bunnies, and they’re not lookin’ to take a lickin’

Agnes and Alice need to stage a rescue, mighty quick, yeah

They skated up with plans to pop open the window

They had the tools but they didn’t account for the rust, though

There’s gotta be a way out that doesn’t leave rabbits in limbo

Robber mice, take the bunnies and run

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Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the bunnies and run

I just want to say : Georgia, I love your story arcs.

The green pills must cause them to crave salt. Humans sweat out salt, and it is irresistible to a creature that is craving it.

Love the image that the man said of the licking bunnies.

Being smooched to death by bunnies?? Interesting that they don’t hold a grudge, though maybe they’re too drugged up to care.

OT: Onyx says thanks for all your love & kind words yesterday…what we know about her condition so far…

Todays strip seems to have gathered more than its fair share of GROANS.

I just saw that Turner Classic Movies is showing Night of the Lepus this afternoon at 2:45 (Eastern, 12:45 Mountain)!!!

[Coincidence?

Off-topic Post:

Today is the second anniversary of Bella’s Gotcha Day. Good thing we have a fresh supply of her favorite dog biscuits; she’ll get two for her dessert!

We had a cat who groomed humans excessively. It wasn’t always fun.

uh oh

SKATE, RATTLE and ROLL!

The lab techs eyes have gone from red to green. Very bad. Maybe Clamp did set up the labs again after that debacle back in 1990, and renamed them Grimtech. Best not get the lab tech wet.

Just a question, is there ANYTHING funnier than the frantic affection of an iced to the gills kitty who just came back from getting fixed?

Look out Dorothy! Flying Zombunnies! INCOMING!!!!

Are we sure that the window isn’t latched at the top???

I really hope this plan doesn’t allow any of the Zombunnies to escape.

Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’!

Get that skate a rollin’

Get those bunnies movin’!

Greenhide!

Though the pills have swoll them

Get those bunnies rollin’, Greenhide!

From cage to lab to winder

Hell bent for licker

Wishin’ they could be outside

And all the things they’re missin’

Carrots, love, (not lickin’)

Mean they’re on the mice’ side!

Move ’em out, head ’em up

Head ’em up, move ’em out

Get ’em up, get ’em out

Greenhide!

I would take the licking over the biting and scratching.