Flying there-under, under the sea! Everyone loves the king of the sea, Ever so kind and gentle is he, Tricks he will do when children appear, And how they laugh when he’s near! They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, No-one you see, is smarter than he…
now, that is a brain, Stephan’s that is , addled not on drugs or booze, but puns. How does his family live with him making puns on everything they do? Men and their jokes, I guess that’s how they adapt; but the worse has got to be old, stale Dad jokes.
I want to open a water park in the Middle East for the nomadic tribes there. It will feature shows with pampered aquatic mammals. It should be quite an attraction for all in tents and porpoises
There’s an old joke no one young gets anymore about a group of fishermen with a truckload of fish being arrested for going over state lines because the fish were for immortal porpoises.
Through The Looking Glass (book):“Will you walk a little faster?” said a whiting to a snail.There’s a porpoise close behind us, and he’s treading on my tail…"… “If I’d been the whiting,” said Alice, I’d have said to the porpoise, ‘Keep back, please: we don’t want you with us!’”“They were obliged to have him with them,” the Mock Turtle said: “no wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.”
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
Stephan is dolphinitley back to telling puns.
BasilBruce almost 3 years ago
They were introduced to each other by the Prince of Whales.
Here's Waldo almost 3 years ago
Ba-DUMP-bump!
B UTTONS almost 3 years ago
Flying there-under, under the sea! Everyone loves the king of the sea, Ever so kind and gentle is he, Tricks he will do when children appear, And how they laugh when he’s near! They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, No-one you see, is smarter than he…
GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I think he ought to have a candy gram.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
The last panel lacks porpoise.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
i guess that’s the tanks you get, huh?
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
How long do you intend to hang out with your friend, Bob? Until it maxes your credit card on constantly going to the fish monger’s?
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
Yeah, that kind of relationship really increases the amount of en-dolphins in your system.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago
:GROAN:
deojaideep aka Courage almost 3 years ago
Stephan didn’t get the bat in the head, for this one!!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
It would be similar with a cat.
If he had a cat that went everywhere with him, he would have a purr puss in life.
DangerBunny almost 3 years ago
Here I thought Neighbor Bob was hanging with the French Crown Prince.
lavender headgear almost 3 years ago
Teach the porpoise to drive. Then you can have a porpoise driven life.
scott.duane almost 3 years ago
Dang! More rehab for my knee! Gotta stop slapping it! Oh, & my Sides, too!
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Is this anything like the time Hank Hill went swimming with the dolphins?
Qiset almost 3 years ago
I got in trouble in the store once for asking for a can of tuna-free dolphin.
rshive almost 3 years ago
Groan!
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
Neighbour Bob has found more intelligent company, for sure.
John Smith almost 3 years ago
It is now officially way past time for Stephan’s intervention!
einarbt almost 3 years ago
Oh dear.
jessie d. almost 3 years ago
now, that is a brain, Stephan’s that is , addled not on drugs or booze, but puns. How does his family live with him making puns on everything they do? Men and their jokes, I guess that’s how they adapt; but the worse has got to be old, stale Dad jokes.
figuratively speaking almost 3 years ago
Santa’s watching, Pastis.
saylorgirl almost 3 years ago
Oh, that’s bad…
Procat Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Is Bob related to Charlie the Tuna?
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
there’s nothing worse than a porpoise-less life…
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
You’re hurting poor Flipper with those puns.
DebUSNRet almost 3 years ago
GROAN!!!!
Acworthless almost 3 years ago
I want to open a water park in the Middle East for the nomadic tribes there. It will feature shows with pampered aquatic mammals. It should be quite an attraction for all in tents and porpoises
iggyman almost 3 years ago
So bad, but a whale of a good pun!
Caerin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
See what you’ve done Pastis? See all these comments and wanna be punsters? Hang your head in shame!
SALUDADOG almost 3 years ago
That smelt. He’s really floundering.
juicebruce almost 3 years ago
Kip Addotta …… Wet Dream ;-)
Ignatz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Really, Stephan? Really?
dr.acegikmo almost 3 years ago
RIP Norm Macdonald
Dom999 almost 3 years ago
I like to feed baby dolphins. I feel I’m serving a youthful porpoise.
jr1234 almost 3 years ago
This porpous has a purpose to wish you all a Merry Christmas
Ammo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
LOL! This is why I read comics in the morning!
c.davies almost 3 years ago
Worst pun ever!!
Lotus almost 3 years ago
Y’all are giving me a haddock with these puns.
hariseldon59 almost 3 years ago
Reminds me of the killer whale character from the strip’s early days.
RussHeim almost 3 years ago
It’s this kind of pun that makes me drink like a . . . well, drink a lot.
cornshell almost 3 years ago
We need just a couple more aquatic mammal puns to seal the deal.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Pig and Rat need a porpoise in their lives…
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Calling Rat – calling Rat – please bring your large mallet to Stephan Pastis’s art studio – STAT!
jonesbeltone almost 3 years ago
Die Steph!
Serial Pedant almost 3 years ago
Groan…!
artmer almost 3 years ago
Ouch
wongo almost 3 years ago
Nuck, Nuck, Oh wise guy eh !
petermerck almost 3 years ago
Maybe I should switch to porpoise because a dolphin in my life isn’t helping.
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
I wouldn’t know, Pig. I have never had a porpoise.
Diat60 almost 3 years ago
Are there no depths?
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Maybe. However, you got to keep them wet all the time. Dogs are much easier to maintain…..
bretwheadon Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m surprised they didn’t club Pastis to the ground at the end of this one…
Darling.aw almost 3 years ago
Kinda puts “so long and thanks for all the fish” in perspective
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 3 years ago
if a porpoise had a purpose would it be a purposed porpoise or just an assumed porpoise? asking for a porpoise – errrrr, purpose
timinwsac Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Rat must be out buying a new baseball bat.
CaveCat87 almost 3 years ago
What? No Rat threatening Stephan for that awful pun?
Ermine Notyours almost 3 years ago
They were supposed to meet in the Aleutian Islands, but they couldn’t get their Barring Strait.
curtlyon19 almost 3 years ago
fell over sideways giggling
B LeCren almost 3 years ago
Need a fourth panel so Rat can smack Pastis…
marilynnbyerly almost 3 years ago
There’s an old joke no one young gets anymore about a group of fishermen with a truckload of fish being arrested for going over state lines because the fish were for immortal porpoises.
mpolo11 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Fast paced pun!
hhmueller almost 3 years ago
Grooooaaaan.
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
It’s a dolphin - look at that beak.
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Leave it to Steve boy to liven up my day, a real knee slapper!
Another Take almost 3 years ago
A groaner wrapped in a stinker!
97corvette almost 3 years ago
wow, very good. keep up the good “work” and Merry Christmas.
Eric S almost 3 years ago
ba dmm KSSSHH!!
Gent almost 3 years ago
Oh, I sea.
Scott S almost 3 years ago
They’re missing the panel with a bat-wielding Rat standing over a bludgeoned Pastis!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If you don’t appreciate puns, leave.
CoffeeLvr almost 3 years ago
Made me laugh!
emftoots still causing mischief Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Porpoises at least look friendly, like they are smiling all the time….. what are they hiding…… and those mammals have some SERIOUS teeth too……
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
I’d like a narwhal, please.
gmu328 almost 3 years ago
nice one pastis
PaintTheDust almost 3 years ago
D-minus.
pamela welch Premium Member almost 3 years ago
G R O A N — LOLOL
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
Thanks, Pastis. We needed that.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Oh, can it, Pig! (And then call it “Chicken of the Sea,” like some other fishy canned stuff.)
Anyway, who’s gonna believe that a porpoise has feet and can walk around on land?!
WF11 almost 3 years ago
But is he tuna safe? I asked that on porpoise.
bunrabbit99 almost 3 years ago
bah-dum-bum!
Susan Zipin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Through The Looking Glass (book):“Will you walk a little faster?” said a whiting to a snail.There’s a porpoise close behind us, and he’s treading on my tail…"… “If I’d been the whiting,” said Alice, I’d have said to the porpoise, ‘Keep back, please: we don’t want you with us!’”“They were obliged to have him with them,” the Mock Turtle said: “no wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.”