I’m thinking about whether or not we as the human race are ready to assume super powers in a rapidly-growing third-world economy. And whether or not we can still call Hank, Jr. “Bocephus.”
I’m imagining how Toni looks ‘in’ the shower. With me inside (with) her! And so are the rest of the men – and many women (my wife included) – here. She’s one hot two dimensional blonde. Greg needs to wise up and bring Toni & Brad back into the weekly rotation. They’re the only people that are even remotely realistic in this strip since 2020…
The coast is clear. Nancy is all hot and soapy in the shower as Frank charges in like a mighty bull. Then surprise, surprise, a distracted Bernice wanders into the room, and Nancy and Frank both yell, “Bernice, get out of here. Go pee out the window, or something.”
I like the strips related to Luanns family, seems we mostly get them on the weekends even though they’re no longer than a weekly strip. Especially enjoy Brad and Toni
If this was Monday, I would guess that Brad would be back to making hints about starting a family but as it is a Sunday this is simply a cool stand alone caption that shows that Brad truly does love Toni Daytona. Of course, you know if this strip was extended by a couple of panels with Toni returning Brad’s affection: the final panel would be Jonah dropping off Shannon just in time to spoil Bwad’s romantic intentions.
Remembering how Toni looks in a towel (or, especially out of one,) is a lot more interesting than going through their appointments calendar for Brad. (and, for us hetero males {gay women,} imagining Toni in, or, out, of a towel is also more interesting.)
The women do all the housework while men want more sex. Perhaps the wife would be in the mood more often if the husband did his share of the work. Making appointments is work.
lvlax over 2 years ago
So who thinks Brad was imagining how Toni looked, while she was in the shower, too?!? LOL
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
er… you’re welcome?
C over 2 years ago
Men don’t need to obsess over trivial stuff
howtheduck over 2 years ago
Wait! Why is Toni having dinner with Brad’s dad?
paulscon over 2 years ago
life is easy for us males: food, sex, food, sex, sleep.
J. Scarbrough over 2 years ago
I’m thinking about whether or not we as the human race are ready to assume super powers in a rapidly-growing third-world economy. And whether or not we can still call Hank, Jr. “Bocephus.”
linus82 over 2 years ago
Brad’s love for Toni is far from over.
MichaelAxelFleming over 2 years ago
It’s just another day.
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Finally a moment for these two sans Shanon!
Joe1962 over 2 years ago
Men who have Sisters and moms and Aunts are the lucky ones because you never truly fully understand what these ladies do for you until you lose one.
gnmnrbl over 2 years ago
Duh, most of the guys who read this comic wanna see toni naked or at very least in a swimsuit or bikini.
pbaiey over 2 years ago
So many websites available showing cute blonds naked and in action. Why do you just read comics and imagine?
Wilde Bill over 2 years ago
No. He is thinking about when you drop the towel.
STEPUP over 2 years ago
His walnut-sized brain is still in middle school!!!
4everbound2 over 2 years ago
I’m imagining how Toni looks ‘in’ the shower. With me inside (with) her! And so are the rest of the men – and many women (my wife included) – here. She’s one hot two dimensional blonde. Greg needs to wise up and bring Toni & Brad back into the weekly rotation. They’re the only people that are even remotely realistic in this strip since 2020…
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
If I were Brad then I’d be thinking about when she UN-wraps the towel from around her.
Airman over 2 years ago
The coast is clear. Nancy is all hot and soapy in the shower as Frank charges in like a mighty bull. Then surprise, surprise, a distracted Bernice wanders into the room, and Nancy and Frank both yell, “Bernice, get out of here. Go pee out the window, or something.”
Mordock999 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Now, “who” was that who was saying that only the Strip’s females are “hormonal?” ;-)
Don Draper over 2 years ago
One of the most common tropes on television: The Hot Wife and The Slobby or Average Husband.
This would make an interesting sitcom.
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
Glad to see that romance is still alive—even after marriage!!
Rhetorical_Question over 2 years ago
Wow!
imagenesis over 2 years ago
Some women complain men are not romantic enough, that’s not it, they just like to keep it simple and to the point, but they do love you! ¯\(ツ)/¯
Caldonia over 2 years ago
Cancel the thing with Shannon. Ha!
MarieStanford over 2 years ago
I like the strips related to Luanns family, seems we mostly get them on the weekends even though they’re no longer than a weekly strip. Especially enjoy Brad and Toni
Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Brad is such a romantic dreamer♡.
TampaFanatic1 over 2 years ago
If this was Monday, I would guess that Brad would be back to making hints about starting a family but as it is a Sunday this is simply a cool stand alone caption that shows that Brad truly does love Toni Daytona. Of course, you know if this strip was extended by a couple of panels with Toni returning Brad’s affection: the final panel would be Jonah dropping off Shannon just in time to spoil Bwad’s romantic intentions.
The Joke Explainer Premium Member over 2 years ago
I envy him.
Tyge over 2 years ago
“Thinking about sex is the zero rest state of the male computer.” — Arlo Day, Arlo and Janis Comics
MS72 over 2 years ago
Loni Anderson in a towel…
Johnnyrico over 2 years ago
“Nothing”. It’s a man’s most favorite thing to think about. Women do not understand how this can be possible.
PaulAbbott2 over 2 years ago
Men have three basic needs. Semi regular sex, food and the TV remote. Everything else is trivialities
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
Would you like to join Toni in the shower?
Aficionado over 2 years ago
We males are so much less complicated.
DawnQuinn1 over 2 years ago
Every male reading this.
ctolson over 2 years ago
Brad blew it by not mentioning how she looked when the towel came off.
WilliamVollmer over 2 years ago
Remembering how Toni looks in a towel (or, especially out of one,) is a lot more interesting than going through their appointments calendar for Brad. (and, for us hetero males {gay women,} imagining Toni in, or, out, of a towel is also more interesting.)
kauri44 over 2 years ago
So Brad really is like all those other guys who Toni dated. I remember her saying to him that she appreciated that he didn’t just fixate on her looks.
Ron Dunn Premium Member over 2 years ago
So why is Shannon still a part of their schedule? Where is that d-bag Dad Jonah been and not taking care of his daughter?
SUDCC-IV-CS over 2 years ago
It’s time for Toni and Brad to “make a minion”, and make Luann an aunt already!
GaryCooper over 2 years ago
Even for a man, Brad is extraordinarily simple. Always has been.
sueb1863 over 2 years ago
I don’t think that was a compliment, Brad.
lorenkinzel over 2 years ago
Well I’m thinking about Brads’ mom in the shower. Even if the hot water runs out it makes steam when it hits her bod.
locake over 2 years ago
The women do all the housework while men want more sex. Perhaps the wife would be in the mood more often if the husband did his share of the work. Making appointments is work.
locake over 2 years ago
I don’ t think envy is the right word. I would not want to be like Brad. Pity is more like it.
Cheapskate0 over 2 years ago
For Toni and Bwad, a wasted day without Shannon…
mindjob over 2 years ago
Shades of Bridget Bardot
martinman8 over 2 years ago
i envey him
Scoutmaster77 over 2 years ago
Me too…
danpratt Premium Member over 2 years ago
The Brad and Toni strips are the most boring because they have only about three topics they use over and over – sex, firefighting, Shannon.
Airman over 2 years ago
3rd. panel. Body language translation. Toni: “You ain’t getting any.” Brad: “That’s okay, I’m still recharging.”
The Quiet One over 2 years ago
I’m with Brad.
Doctor Go over 2 years ago
This strip has gotten racy and risque lately. First Bern gets a hickey, and now Brad’s fantasies…
luann1212 over 2 years ago
Let me make a mid to long term (6 months to 2 years) prediction: baby coming.
CoreyTaylor1 over 2 years ago
Well, Toni? At least you know he loves you!
rklynch over 2 years ago
Well, can you blame him?
MT Wallet over 2 years ago
Brad fans are not going to be happy with May 22 Judge Parker.
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
Wait a few years Brad. You’ll get over it. But you’ll still have that brat Shannon to deal with.
MT Wallet over 2 years ago
Loweezy in Snuffy Smith is naked in the tub today (May 22).
Jim Kerner over 2 years ago
Men! Can’t live with us. Can’t live without us! After all. Who’d kill the bugs?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
“Thinking is best left to those who are good at it.”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
Brad is remembering not imagining.
daddo52 over 2 years ago
Wouldn’t you? Brads entire world revolves around his voluptuous wife
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Defects abound, but in this case I think Brad is more understandable than Toni’s over-organized calendar!
cherns Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’ll be in my bunk…
Droptma Styx over 2 years ago
Alas, Toni, the only thing worse is when he STOPS thinking about how you look when you get out of the shower.
Znox11 over 2 years ago
Oh great! Now I’m thinking about it!