Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 31, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Take some bacon, also.

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    dadthedawg Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Just another science project…..

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 2 years ago

    Even if it WAS fried, I doubt it’d be edible.

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    “How hot is it?!”

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    as if your parents would mind an omelette on the car dash, Calvin

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 2 years ago

    Just make sure the car doesn’t fall into a ravine.

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    Dr. Quatermass  over 2 years ago

    Methinks an auto dash egg may soon become part of a proper English breakfast.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 2 years ago

    Ah, yes – the scientific method. Our young hero will learn a lot from this experiment. Sometimes learning is painful.

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Iterative failure

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    allen@home  over 2 years ago

    Hopefully, Calvin the egg won’t run down the defrost vent. There’s nothing like the smell of a rotting egg.

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    baraktorvan  over 2 years ago

    In my car today, the dash read 132F. Funny place to put a temp gauge—right on the dash against the window. Now granted, it was 99F outside and the car was sitting, so perhaps it really was.

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    Susan00100  over 2 years ago

    Surprising that Mom didn’t make Calvin EAT that egg on the sidewalk.

    That’s what happened on a very funny comic in MAD Magazine.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Snack for Dad on the way to office?

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    chuckcork1  over 2 years ago

    The dashboard won’t be as hot as Calvin’s pants when Dad find out!

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁  over 2 years ago

    Not as hot as Dad’s temper, on his finding egg in his car, or as Mom’s, on her finding that the eggs she’d been saving, to make whatevers, had been used to decorate sidewalks.

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    Purple People Eater  over 2 years ago

    It takes 40 C / 104 F to cook an egg (or any other animal product), so there have been plenty of days this summer when that’s been possible.

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    Calvinist1966  over 2 years ago

    Calvin and Hobbes make a dash to the car dash.

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    MS72  over 2 years ago

    Don’t leave crayons in the back window of the car.

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    jagedlo  over 2 years ago

    If he were only this dedicated in real school…

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    Gen.Flashman  over 2 years ago

    Not likely today with eggs $4 a dozen.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Not only will it be hot on the car dash, temperatures will go through the roof when Dad finds the mess….

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    Potamus  over 2 years ago

    Calvin reminds us why you should consider thoughtfully whether you really want kids and also how great it was to be kids.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It’s been so hot this year people are too uncomfortable to try that test.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  over 2 years ago

    In ‘World At War’ they said in he western desert you could fry an egg on the mud guard of a tank, but it was done more for PR jokes than anything serious.

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Parents often never seem to comprehend the value of a good science experiment.

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    brick10  over 2 years ago

    That is why cars should be locked at all times.

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    goboboyd  over 2 years ago

    Finding out what ‘too far’ is can be valuable information.

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    There is an endless variety of things you can do with a dozen eggs.

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    jtt  over 2 years ago

    Science, advancing via the heuristic method. Gotta love it. Everybody except Mom and Dad, that is. ;-)

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    gantech  over 2 years ago

    Calvin, you got some eggsplaining to do…

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    Amra Leo  over 2 years ago

    That’s another fine mess he’s gotten them into…

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    g04922  over 2 years ago

    LOL… can’t wait until Dad sees the scrambled eggs on his car dashboard.

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    old_geek  over 2 years ago

    First they need lab coats.

    Then, with lots of twisting, er, I mean adjusting, of the data, NOAA can use it to prove Global Warming.

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    Just-me  over 2 years ago

    The car dash will be cooler than Calvin’s dad and Calvin’s rear end will be…

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    I always get a valuable lesson out of seeing that hot weather stunt for the hundredth time , don’t walk barefoot on cement and seek another weather station.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It may work using a cast iron pan on the sidewalk.

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    John Jorgensen  over 2 years ago

    I’ve looked into it. Apparently concrete and asphalt will never absorb enough heat to cook an egg. The hood of a car might.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Makes me wonder why so many car dashes are the ubiquitous black? Man do they get hot!

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    BiggerNate91  over 2 years ago

    Calvin really needs to learn to think before he thinks.

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    Scott S  over 2 years ago

    On a hot July day a local radio DJ was trying to do that in the parking lot. The egg did fry but it took longer than in a skillet.

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    rshive  over 2 years ago

    Need another egg, Calvin?

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    suelou  over 2 years ago

    This little brat should NEVER be un-supervised!!!

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    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    I forget the number, but it does get hot enough to fry an egg on a sidewalk.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    Hard to believe that the Noodle Incident is worse than this.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 2 years ago

    His behind may get hot enough to fry that egg.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 2 years ago

    Father will find a fried egg on the bonnet of his car the next morning and scream as usual. Calvin, you can ignore him as usual.

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