Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 29, 2023

As seen on Seinfield

There’s a handy gray saucer-like trash can where you can dump it.

Harrumph! Everyone knows dogs are only the faithful servants of mankind. The true intelligent lifeform is that which turned people into their servants — cats!

“That was close! These strange entities have a holiday called Mammalian Day, or something. That last creature in the park tried to fill our craft with charcoal briquettes and set them on fire!”

Not much of a debate, if you ask me.

The ability to clean up your own mess, as well as the messes of others, makes you the highest form of life.

Sadly, too many people are incapable of cleaning up their own messes.

Keep in mind, there have been times when dog poop was considered a valuable commodity. Mostly with tanners.

It is a symbiotic relationship.

Adding to the argument…if they have no idea…maybe it part of our monetary system…maybe we think it’s delicious.I’ve heard people say they’re being paid cr**. I’ve heard people say it tastes like sh**.Soooo…

Morning Wiley, your right on as usual!

On my 1040, I list my occupation as “Doorman to a cat.”

A word please. Best not to show up in a something resembling a Weber Kettle.

Ever have that 1 neighbor whose dog craps in everybody else’s yard? That’s the guy with the TFG flag in his yard. Now you know where to “return to sender” when you have a Spring Fling

I’ve always wondered what the doggies think of this ritual…

Immediately thought of this:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mgt_B1zv6o

i remember the old days when we left the poop behind because it was fertilizer

They’re both wrong.

Old joke.

Kudos to the life forms who know enough to clean up after themselves and their pets (and young). It is preferable to living in filth.

This was an old “Seinfeld” bit. https://youtu.be/IuH6XdSh5tk

Seinfeld made this point 30 years ago.

Preserving the environment, dang if you do, and dang if you don’t.

There’s an intelligent lifeform on this planet‽‽‽

Obviously the aliens have yet to meet cats.

Kudos for picking up the poop. Too many of you don’t.

I’ve said this before, but in Star Trek, aliens must believe that women are the dominant human sex. They require much less clothing to protect themselves than the men.

I was raised that dogs stay outside. So, they have their doghouse, they do their business in the back yard, we keep them fed and watered…and we never pick up their poop. We just let it fertilize the back yard.

Sure, but they oughta’ have a chat with that tree…

Might have a point there. :-)

LOL ………………. really good one, Wiley!

Perhaps, but it does show responsible dog ownership.

Guess they haven’t met the cat, yet.

They apparently have studied Earth life physiology.

How intelligent, is it really, to have a dog in an apartment in New York city, I ask you…

I can hear doggie-paws clapping all over the world.

The evidence is clear. I’m sure the dogs are very proud

Dog is who I want to grow up to be.

An oldie but a goodie – so many stories about ETs mistaking our pets for the superior beings .. Of course, cats already think that they’re in charge, and we are just camping out; and no matter what you do, you can’t disabuse them of that idea.

I’m on the non-carry side.

Not original, but a fun twist on a classic!

I don’t think the human race could ever be accused of being “intelligent.”