Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 28, 2023

Yeah, Wicket, the fields don’t have heating pads. Really think about what you’d be “winning” out there.

And the Razzy for worst actor in a tragically comedic downfall goes to……. NO, the Judges have ruled that even though Wicket’s performance was terrible, he was disqualified for being such a jerk! Maybe if he asks nicely, Lupin will give him a few gum balls to make his beak feel SO much better.

Heating pad or not, the slammer is still the slammer.

Am I alone in having a smol wish that the mice could have had a crack at old grandpa scoundrel?

Will there be a signing of a truce?

I’m sure they attacked you BEAKause you deserved it!

I think he got off too easy.

A better ending than he deserves. That nasty scoundrel and attacker of a kit and a kitten.

Well, I’m glad that’s over. Although Wicket seems to be a LOT more into going to Quinn Wildlife than he was earlier this week.

It’s illegal to turn a owl into a pillow, isn’t it? Just checking …

It appears that she’s an unusual human who has learned (or perhaps never forgotten) how to talk to the animals.

Overdramatic much, Wicket? (Panel 3)

I hope that he’s not believed.

Wicked Wicket is a demanding old cuss. He deserves to be back in custody.

Now, to resolve the mole madness.

What a scoundrel.

I see Elvis isn’t the only drama queen around here.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Sophititi: So now we know how to use the colored gems to represent gumballs that Lupinium’s descendant accidentally spilled.

Maat-Tilda: And the moles all accidentally tripped over.

Wicket: This is all very fascinating, but how did you get ahold of these stories from the future.

Tillie: The Royal Procurers have ways of which we know not.

Wicket: And what about that n’er do owl who happens to be my namesake?

Adobe Style: I understand he went back to the rescue farm and fared better than he deserved.

Soph: True. There is a song that was written to commemorate the occasion by ABBA:

Friday night and a crescent moon

The battle will be over soon

The moles defeated by gumballs

The kit and kitten are safe

You need a vet for your face

Tommy and Soph’s woman is there to serve

Showing you kindness you don’t deserve

You have a setback, but you will be alright

Quinn farm will make things right

When you try to take flight

You are the Drama King

With your schemes

Acting very mean!

Drama King, feeling rad with your heating pad, oh yeah!

You’ll be fed, you’ll be fine, having the time of your life

Ooh, see that owl, let’s all sing

Diggin’ the Drama King!

I’m waiting for the party to celebrate Thimblefist saving young Mag from the clutches of a scoundrel.

Eh that is what you is get for poking your beak for causing trouble you wicket owl’d fiend.

Alas no owl kebab. So me is goes and has chicken kebab. YumMmmmm….

I know that Wicket is the enemy but I must say, I do have some compassion for him. Nobirdy should have a hurt beak! :-))

At any moment the Man and the Woman are going to get curious as to exactly what’s going on in and around their house.

“Honey? Why is the basement full of gumballs and stunned moles?”

Drama queen (king). I was attacked for know reason. Let’s see how many reasons we can all name:

He seems to be settling in already. Demanding a heating pad from his servants.

Scoundrel? He’s a mouse hunter, not a nerf herder. He’s much worse than just a scoundrel.

It appears the wildlife rescue person understands Wicket. Surely that can’t be the case, can it?

That seems like an abrupt ending.

In comic world it’s pretty tough for an owl to find a meal who isn’t one of the beloved characters.

Let’s see if anyone listens to you, Baba.

Wicket’s war is over, so easy to see

That mean old scoundrel is no longer free

Listen, please listen, that’s the way it should be

Possums won’t help Wicky, he’s too ornery

You should see

What a lovely, lovely world this’d be

Murderers put away forever, ah hah

It’s so easy

To be scammed by charming dishonesty

Why can’t you and me learn to just not bother?

All the war’s over, so happy to see

Nasty old owl ain’t gonna be free (not gonna be free)

I can’t understand it, so evil to me

How he could attack li’l ’Ziney and Bea

Still don’t like to see him suffer though he deserves to be

As a finale, creatures are finally free

- Edward Brigati / Felix Cavaliere – People Got to Be Free

Georgia always ends on a decent note, even for scoundrels like Wicket. I wonder how much more there is to this arc. It has been quite a ride!

So glad that old owl is in good hands- hopefully able to heal his beautiful beak!! If we will have peace, it will be a peace for us all!

He doesn’t seem too upset about the failure of his coup attempt.

I’m sure everyone will live happily ever after—Wicket will be pampered (could you resist spoiling a non-releasable owl rotten if you had the chance—and I’m sure Wicket in captivity is a huge suck-up), the moles will go back to their own territory and live peaceably as before when Montague explains that he was “not himself”, and peace between cats, mice, guinea pigs, raccoons and possums will be maintained.

I am home. Why has no one fetched me my heating pad!

How did the wildlife people know to come get Wicket? And where he was…

Let us not forget the noble Thimblefist. He merits a medal.

“Sure, let’s get you home, Grandpa…” sneaking the meme in for extra points.

Stop being so melodramatic, Wicket. There is a reason and you know it.

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She’s on to him. “Let’s get you home” has an implied “under constant supervision with restricted access to the outside world.”

I think it was Wicket who did the attacking.

typical malignant narcissist. I think I was married to a “wicket”, seriously!

Drama King.

OT

OT seeking Orb vibes

A biologist friend friend of mine and a real life owl rescuer told me that owls are (in her words) “the absolute dumbest of the raptors”, she laughed and told me “A brick might be slightly smarter!” Wicket needs to retire to the refuge and stay there!

May she get well very soon.