Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 28, 2024

23 and Meat

Was his name GrubHub?

Those Wiley Bears™ are a very gregarious lot, for bears!

and best yet it’s free!!

This was most likely post-babymaking.

Wiley bears! The best kind! And they won’t go hungry this season. Yay!

Bobsled Ubermeals

Hey Bears!!! Where are your scorecards?

Gotta love the bears.

Wiley Bears!

A rerun from ‘20 but it’s still good!

Final panel reminds me of the little ‘bugles’ used to scoop dip and he’s it. Hilarious bears as always.

This is one of his best yet :D

LOL! LOL! LOL!

It only costs 100 and all you have to do is spit into a test tube

Who else are you related to?

Haven’t seen the French trapper in a long time. Due for an appearance.

I’m starting to think that Captain Eddie is one of Trumps speech writers.

https://www(dot)rollingstone(dot)com/politics/politics-news/trump-las-vegas-rally-touts-cognitive-skills-1234955590/

That is not a good sled. It’s more like a scoop.

But think of all the great stories Captain Eddie’ll find there!

Who thought those two things were related? (Glad to see something non-cynical here.)

Now this is funny

LMAO!

Hilarious! Never look back.

I love Eddie the Lobstah man!

I LOVE this strip!

Bruin appetite. Wow, using the French word for appetite sent me to naughty land.

Only survivors tell stories.

(That’s what I HATED about “The Perfect Storm”.)

THIS is an instant classic!

The Wiley bears must be a unique species that does not hibernate. Any other bears would have been soundly asleep way in the back of that cave. Guess the Wiley bears just cannot eat enough to survive the winter in hibernation.

What does tahns mean? If it is English, I am unfamiliar with it.

By Darwin’s criteria because he managed to reproduce before his unfortunate bear encounter the ancestor was a success.

Brilliant, funny, great cartoon art, and (Thank God), NON-POLITICAL…

Talk about a bear with a sore head (having just been woken up from hibernation), now there’s five of ’em …

Dinner has arrived!

It would be so much more appealing if it didn’t turn out that Everyone is descended from that same European King.

So Much Incest in the Royal Family. It’s just So Embarrassing.

This is what Cap’n Eddie gets for being mealy-mouthed if he can bear it.

Reminds me of the snowboarding/skiing/sledding scene in Ice Age

Door Dash

I don’t think that guy will have a lot of descendants.

he failed to persuade the bears to switch to Sno-Cones

Anyone with Eurasian ancestry probably shares that ancestor with Eddie. Probably happened before Homer the Sap was reduced to 1000 breading pairs.

Since his presumed ancestor’s bobsled ended up inside a cave full of adult ravenous bears, I doubt he had any progeny to speak of. :P