Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 21, 2024

Yes, but those Billionaires marry women with beautiful, luxuriant hair.. so it all equals out. ;)

Excellent plan. Beats even the South Park underwear gnome concept.

Also, Toni looks great in P2, so it’s a win-win.

No, Toni, it’s not the time spent on combing your hair. It’s that 98% of all men consider woman inferior creatures good only for birthing babies.

Brad that not the question Toni asking, actually Toni it’s 88% of men who are Billionaires.

Not the response Toni was expecting.

Is this the same mentality that says women shouldn’t have to shave their armpits or legs because men don’t have to? Because let me tell you, living in the hipster part of town, I see plenty of women walking around here who are even hairier than me, and I’m about as hairy as Corporal Klinger.

Making a joke about a woman being bald can get you slapped right across the face.

I wonder how Betts & Tiff would finagle this idea with their new business.

Actually, the women I know are too wise to want to be a billionaire. It’s not worth it.

Women have had the right to vote for a century. They should have their own political party and religion by now, a religion where they aren’t considered the originators of sin.

What about Oprah? She’s a billionaire.

Veeger?!

All of a Sudden, Pink Floyd’s Money just popped in My head, followed by the Beatle’s Baby You’re a Rich Man! (Killer Bass on that track, Paul!)

Tsk, Tsk.

I Don’t think it has ANYTHING to do with “hair,” Toni.

I believe it has more to do with a person maneuvering oneself to be on the ground floor to provide a HUGE number of middle class “folks” who have expendable income, goods and services that they think they need.

Then monopolizing the HECK out of the “service.”

Plus, buying Congress Critters, paying Little or NO taxes, and making a deal with the ‘Ol Devil.

(You writing this down, Tiff and Bets??). ;-)

[DUCKS]

It’s true. Aliens all have no hair, and look at all the crazy tech they can afford?

Interesting sidelight…Toni’s hairstyle is pretty similar to Luann’s — long, (lighter) blonde, thick and worn loose. There have been people calling for a makeover for the Luann character, including her hair, but no one seems to think Toni needs a new style.

By her logic, I should be a billionaire. I really don’t spend an hour on my hair, I give it a quick brush and I am done. But my hair is way shorter than Toni’s, I never had it longer than shoulder length and the last time it was that long is at least 10 years ago. And even then, it mostly took me 5 minutes to brush it and put it in a ponytail.

“No sugar tonight, no coffee, no sugar tonight, not tea!”

Funny second frame with Brad’s pondering pause.

Yeah, sure, Toni, HAIR is the reason more women are billionaires.

By that “logic” all bald men should be billionaires, or even trillionaires.

I did a project with a coworker in a factory where we needed to ride the commuter rail. She washed her hair before meeting the train, and brushed it out on the way in.

Would Toni go for lookin like Skinhead O’connor?

Because women are less shallow, and less likely to think that life is all about the pursuit of cash, even if you have more of it than you can ever spend.

Brad simply responded as best he could to what Toni just told him. Their life as a couple seems to be great and full of relationships goals.

Brad,don’t give Toni any ideas…! :D

Bets and Tiff SHOULD perhaps sink their teeth into trying to “BRAND” Toni…. instead of Luann, IMO. Toni would pull no punches and would let Bets and Tiff LEARN how rude and obnoxious those two have been.

Leave Luann alone, “BATUBS”. She will not benefit from you snake oil rebranding scheme.

Brad loves Toni, no matter what she looks like. He’s the ideal husband.

Maybe it’s because women aren’t all consumed with being rich like a lot of men.

Funny one, there, Brad. I hope in the next frame you get a smile from Toni and not a slap.

With that shaved head, she reminds me of Persis Khambatta in Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

That’s one theory.

I imagine it is a lot of grooming work (unless one is on chemo) to keep that smooth bald head look, i.e. shaving the whole head almost every day to keep the stubble from coming back.

Brad is doing a good job with his electric shave so far. If it was me, there’d be a hair here or there :)

Funny reading all these comments whining, yes whining about how rich people should give you some of their money. You want to know why they are billionaires and you are not? Because they were willing to put in the work and you were not. They also give people jobs, support charities and fund the government. If you don’t like it, come up with an idea and put in the work. Then you can give away all you want.

Brad really wants to get hit, I’m guessing.

PLEASE, Brad – tell us all you were joking!

Women who go through that voluntary process wish to be seen and related to as sex objects. I’m alright with that. But they need to stop complaining, or change.

Did y’all hear my eye roll?!

A full beard takes as much or more time to properly care for as a full head of hair.

Attaboy……….

No, the reason more males than females are very rich is because women still do the far majority of child related tasks. That impacts 18 to 28 years of their prime earning years. Moms are mostly the ones who miss work to stay home with sick kids, take them to various appointments and drive them to after school activities.

An old (toxic?) philosophy from the late 70s-early 80’s : “Men only want two things. Money and p***y. So why are women complaining? They have half the money in the world, and all the p***y.”I believe Gary Busey’s character said this in “D.C. Cab.”

Ha ha, now that was a funny Sunday comic.

wheress luann ?

Just come up with an idea no one else thought of, and bust your a** 24/7 to make it happen. Simple

I don’t buy it. You can’t tell me that Jeff, Elon, and Mark don’t get manicures, waxes, styling, whatever down to the last hair follicle and skin cell.

I never understood why any man would resent their wife making more money than him. I always told my wife I’d love to be the stay at home Dad.

TTThhhhhhbbbbth!!

Really??

Wigs – the equalizer.

I don’t know the answer but could speculate. One thing is that women prioritize people, family, relationships and quality of life over just making money. That’s a good thing.

Yikes, I don’t know Brad. Even though being a billionaire wouldn’t be a bad thing and she could get a wig.

You’ve lost it, Toni. And by “it” I mean I.Q. points.

and Brad ends up with a bright red handprint on his face.

I’ve told my wife that if she lost all her hair she’d be the cutest bald headed girl in the world.

I don’t (or have I ever) spent that much time on my hair. Than again, I’ve never been married…so maybe my input here means nothing.

Frigging hilarious, way to go Toni !