Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 16, 2024

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    TonyB.  6 months ago

    Stay tuned… will he still be there tomorrow?

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    strictures  6 months ago

    Probably done by a prankster.,

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    Just walk around it. Problem solved.

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    Cactus-Pete  6 months ago

    Can you spot the 12 mistakes in the picture?

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    wallylm  6 months ago

    The real life conundrum for the compliant is when you’re midway across the intersection and the crosswalk light changes to Stop! (confused me as a kid)

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    Oh, decisions, decisions .. !

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    russef  6 months ago

    For every problem zer iz a zolution. Carry the saw horse with u to the other side.

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    Don’t be a chicken!

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    ♫ Should I go or should I stay … ♫

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    Geophyzz  6 months ago

    In a park near home they put up barricades and chains every winter saying “No Winter Maintenance”. They are still up.

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    Slowly, he turned...  6 months ago

    He’ll probably have a mental breakdown. or just return home and take a nap.

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    Redd Panda  6 months ago

    Grab the barrier, lift and turn 180 degrees. It’s now someone else’s problem. Proceed on original course. Watch out for Skittles.

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    wongo  6 months ago

    I bought some conundrums at the drug store yesterday, (we don’t want kids right now )

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    dogbreath84  6 months ago

    When called by a prankster, don’t ankster.

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    Chris  6 months ago

    huh… when did this pop up? :\

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    rickseg  6 months ago

    Candid Camera. Remember them?

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Parking meters are not for cars. No space for them.

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    phileaux  6 months ago

    Reminds me of Salt Lake City.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Now there’s a problem for you.

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    DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago

    Nope. Not crossing when something like that is there. Besides, you can just cross the side street and then cross on the other side of the intersection.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Wait. They’re probably just painting the lines of the crosswalk. They’ll remove the “Do Not Cross” soon – when the paint has had a chance to dry.

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 6 months ago

    It seems there’s a shortage common sense in much of the population these days…

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    T Smith  6 months ago

    YOU… SHALL… NOT… PASS!!!

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    christelisbetty  6 months ago

    Didn’t Rain Man have a similar problem ?

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    kathleenhicks62  6 months ago

    RUN!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    Reminds me of the one-way dead-end street with all the cars piled up at the far end of it.

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    They named a street after Chuck Norris but they had to change it back. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and survives.

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    jbruins84341  6 months ago

    Just walk around the barrier. That way, you are not crossing it, but you can still walk.

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    6turtle9  6 months ago

    I guess I’m not very compliant, I would just go around, especially because it doesn’t say not to.

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    justanudderpeeon  6 months ago

    Tsk! Typical government solution to a non-existent problem…

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    Buoy  6 months ago

    But what if I’m happy, is it ok then? I’ll give it a compliment and keep on walking. That should do the trick.

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    Tigers in 2017,2019,2020 Premium Member 6 months ago

    What have they got against Catholics?

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    Baron Grim  6 months ago

    This is NOT a conundrum! Don’t cross safety barriers! In the real world, that crosswalk would be closed for construction, maintenance, or maybe malfunctioning signals.

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    Vet Premium Member 6 months ago

    Sign on one street near where I work and part of the driving test route. “Do Not Pass”. At least one or more drivers (new learners and experienced ones) will stop at the sign and turn around or just sit there confused. It’s a wide two lane….big enough for four lanes….just don’t pass the one in your lane if they are to the right is what the sign means.

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