Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 28, 2024

He has Dunlop’s disease.

Gee-Bus, Frank.

You’re in reasonable good health, able to stand on your own two feet unaided and living in your own home with a loving wife.

So take the “W” and move on. ;-)

If you can’t see the numbers on the scale because your gut is in the way, you need to diet.

Frank should look at some of th ads on the sides of this comic. They show the chair workout for guys his age an it says it’ll get rid of ‘cortisol belly’

Can’t read the scales? I’m sure there is an app for that. There’s am app for everything.

Perhaps skip the desert for the next week or two. Of course, there’s always much to be said for exercise as well.

Reminds me of Coach John from the Big Nate strip of April 28, 2006.

Who puts lotion on while in bed?

Frank has jelly on the belly.

Just be glad you don’t resemble Ed on the “Dustin” strip. He looks like a bowling pin with a face painted on!

’Went to the doctor – ’medical assistant told me to step on the scale.

I said, “I weigh 178# with only my glasses on.”

She said, “What do you weigh without your glasses?”

I said, “I don’t know – I can’t read the numbers.”

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(Hey, I’m here all week!)

I know exactly how he feels.

I’m watching my weight. Fortunately, most of it is right out there in front of me so it’s easy to keep an eye on.

I rmember in th ‘Lockhorns’ comic Leroy’s tellin a friend about Loretta’s diet she’s been on. He said she’s been losing about 6 pounds a week, an he figured that in about 30 weeks, he’d be rid of her entirely

He could try facing the other direction and look over his shoulder- maybe his butt doesn’t obscure the numbers as much.

I have solved this problem by never stepping onto a scale.

I’ve stopped offering advice on weight loss. Since I accepted it took me TWO YEARS to reach my goal weight! One bad habit at a time – whew, not easy!

Sounds like Frank is getting a little paunch.

Get a digital scale. Not only is it more accurate but the weight is visible for a short time after you step off.

It’s a talking scale. It said “one at a time, please”

At this point, my scale is just a floor ornament

Try standing on the scale sideways

Maybe it’s time for Frank to get back into the gym with Brad and seriously follow a workout program with a proper diet. Even just going to the gym three times a week changes everything. Or he could finally start jogging regularly, or eliminate junk foods and carbonated drinks.

Frank and Nancy have a scale in their bedroom next to the bed? Strange.

Kudos to you, Frank…..At least you didn’t blame the scale for being wrong!

Frank, that comment just got you put on a diet by Nancy.

“Frank? Does this dress make me look fat?” “Don’t blame the dress”.

Just looked it up. The lowest rate of obese Americans is in 1) Colorado, 2) Vermont, 3) Massachusetts, 4) Hawaii, 5) California, all blue.

The highest rate of obese Americans is in 1) West Virginia, 2) Oklahoma, 3) Louisiana, 4) Mississippi, 5) Tennessee, all red.

Seems to correlate well with political persuasion. What do you think?

Age does that……….

Doesn’t even come close to Ralph Drabble.

This will be Brad and Toni in 30 years. She will still be gorgeous, while Brad will look like this.

I can relate.

LOL Frank

Who has a scale right next to the bed!

Say, what happened to Tiffany? She hasn’t shown up for ages.

The struggle is real.

My God, what a depressing couple.

It happens Frank. It happens.

where’s luann

It can certainly be a nuisance.

“Weight For It…”

“A Gut Above The Rest”

“Working For Scale”

“Pounds Foolish”

“Numbers Game”

“Dunlop knew where to stop “

He’s gotta “Dick Do”!

Frank works at a non-specified job?

I was at a barbeque once an there was some old guy with a huge beer belly runnin around to all the women tellin em that if you have somethin really good down there like he supposedly had, you build a cover (th beer belly) over it to protect it. The women were obviously being annoyed.

Next time he was tellin that, I spoke up an said that if it was worth a damm, it didn’t need a cover an could protect itself. A coupla women there thanked me for shuttin him down

Amen.

Turn down the lights, Frank. You’ve still got it, and Nancy wants it.

His paunch doesn’t really look all that big. He just needs to lose a little bit, exercise to build up his muscles and improve his posture.

He’s tired of spare jokes.