Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 14, 2024

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    codycab  3 months ago

    Don’t talk about rights when you’re wrong about something.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  3 months ago

    He can always blame Hobbes for being a bad homework helper.

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    salakfarm Premium Member 3 months ago

    And Calvin grew up to be Trump.

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    You can if you’re adding negative numbers.

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    snsurone76  3 months ago

    Gotta admit, I sympathize with Dad today. Calvin is in a REALLY bad mood—better wait until he cools off. Of course, he’ll blame Hobbes for his poor schoolwork.

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    STEPUP  3 months ago

    How does he get away talking that way to his parents???!!!

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    kbyrdleroy123  3 months ago

    Kid just doesn’t want to do homework.

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    jmworacle  3 months ago

    I guess Calvin’s school district doesn’t believe in outcome based education.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Let’s not, and say we did.” My brother used to say that!

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    Ninette  3 months ago

    Being wrong is mandatory.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Adds theengs and gets less than what you was begin with? Calvin gots all the talents to works in governments.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 3 months ago

    Not when it comes to maths, it isn’t a free country. Not unless you are a billionaires tax accountant.

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    You’ll never qualify for a home loan, Yuou do plan to move out someday, gulp, right?

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    Calvinist1966  3 months ago

    My Dad said that Calvin reminded him of Phil in that strip. Phil was my Dad’s youngest grandson so he is my youngest nephew.

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    minty_Joe  3 months ago

    Free country? Rights? Calvin, with great privilege come great responsibility. I’m just saying…

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    Kimmies01  3 months ago

    Calvin’s parents must have nerves of steel, putting up with Calvin in doing his homework and what he gets into.

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    Temnospondyl - I have my father's eyes...  3 months ago

    This is the first time I realized Calvin was Republican.

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    A Common 'tator  3 months ago

    Maybe it depends on how much tax you pay…

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    marc.burkhardt Premium Member 3 months ago

    Poor Calvin’s Dad. Of course, the fifth unseen panel could well be the kid getting his much needed punishment.

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    Purple People Eater  3 months ago

    Dad’s wrong. You can add to your income but still end up with less. It’s called “inflation”.

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    SNVBD  3 months ago

    This was funny 20 or 30 years ago. Unfortunately all the Calvins grew up and became politicians.

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    mrwiskers  3 months ago

    Alternative facts! They’re real. Just inside Calvin’s mind.

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    moosemin  3 months ago

    Calvin’s declaration about his “Rights” is a widely-accepted focus by way too many Americans, who never sat through a Civics class. Civilization, a community, members must give up some things for the common good. Americans don’t understand this today.

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    Cal is just being Cal. He instinctively knows he won’t get away with this foolishness, but, based on past behavior in times of stress, he is obligated to try.

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    SquidGamerGal  3 months ago

    Listen, kid. You knew what you were in for the second you’ve set foot into the school!

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  3 months ago

    Spoiler Alert: So by Calvins thinking if Mom has another baby then they will have NO children…..

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    Got a little maga guy there.

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    djtenltd  3 months ago

    Calvin can quote the US Constitution but can’t add 8 + 4? Very interesting. Or should I say “Very CALVIN”.

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    Colonel B  3 months ago

    I used to love Calvin and Hobbs. But lately he seems to just be a disrespectful little brat. Has the strip changed or have I? I know these are all (very) old strips.

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    baskate_2000  3 months ago

    No convincing him Dad. He’s a young Donald Trump.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hardly ever did homework, it was as Calvin describes.

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    Redd Panda  3 months ago

    Spot quiz…when was the last time you used Geometry in your work day?

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    Just-me  3 months ago

    Perhaps if Calvin were denied TV privileges and comic books for a month or so he’d be more amenable to doing his homework properly.

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    dflak  3 months ago

    I am a data analyst. I can do sophisticated mathematics. 95% of the time I use high school algebra and people think I am a genius.

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    Niko S  3 months ago

    He is so incorrigible! I can’t fathom that there is another brat like Calvin anywhere in this world. Plus his parents are angels the way they tolerate him.

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    elvira.alejandro  3 months ago

    Just 10 minutes? Lazy one.

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    Redd Panda  3 months ago

    Might have been nice, if Mr. Watterson had imagined Calvin growing up. Wonder what he’d become?

    Maybe a skilled cartoonist?

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Our government does this all the time!!

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    rshive  3 months ago

    In Calvin’s world, anything he does is correct.

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    WestNYC Premium Member 3 months ago

    Calvin eventually ‘grew up’ and retired penniless.

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    Amra Leo  3 months ago

    You have the right to be wrong. It’s on you to be right…

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    Shinrinder Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oppositional disorder.

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    Bubba_Boo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Funny, just what I was thinking.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago

    And if Calvin was in school today with the WOKE educational system his answer would be considered correct lest it damage his self esteem.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago

    Speaking of Miss Wormwood, is she the recipient of botched transgender surgery or Timmy Walznutz in drag?

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    jlsnell327  3 months ago

    Alternative math facts???

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    klapre  3 months ago

    All these political comments because of a comic about arithmetic.

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    KeithWetter Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s how they do math with the nations budget.

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    jrankin1959  3 months ago

    Aaaaaand, there goes the TV for another week.

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    jfh0555  3 months ago

    I am not sure why people feel the need to turn a harmless comic into a political trolling moment.

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    alohaotis  3 months ago

    Yeah its all President Trumps fault. He’s a liar racist bigoted homophobe. Thats all youre going to hear because there is nothing else left for them to say. He has beaten them down so bad. Im going to laugh and laugh and laugh when hes president again!

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    tauyen  3 months ago

    He gave the after tax answer

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    bobbyferrel  3 months ago

    Two plus two equals five, for very large values of two.

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    waynemadison  3 months ago

    His comment about 10 minutes is cracking me up!

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    KimSwearingen Premium Member 3 months ago

    A swat or two on Calvin’s behind might be in order here…lord knows I’d never talk to my dad like that…

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    hooglah  3 months ago

    Sounds to me like Calvin needs an adjustment on that mouth of his. I think a couple of shades brighter red on his butt would solve the situation.

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    shaodyn  3 months ago

    If he put even 1/4 as much effort into doing his homework as he does into getting out of it, he’d be a straight-A student.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Calvin also has wrongs.

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    djeisen38  3 months ago

    This is a comic strip. Leave the political comments on the strip out of it.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    What a riot!

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 3 months ago

    Well…we are increasingly becoming an “everything is subjective” world in the eyes of many people. If all truth is considered relative, and if we can’t get to the bottom of anything, then we’ll just keep sinking lower and lower…

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    crazeekatlady  3 months ago

    Everyone knows 8 + 4 = 3

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    braindead Premium Member 3 months ago

    “… which I have every right to do…”

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    jd wigman  3 months ago

    Your average democrat…

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    lnrokr55  3 months ago

    Yep, here we are 30 years in the future or so and it’s become normal for a lot of people to believe anything, especially if they heard it on Facebook! Right Grandma ! ;-)

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    kathleenhicks62  3 months ago

    He needs to use his fingers and toes!

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    Ramblin' Rose  3 months ago

    Dad: “Okay, Calvin. We’ll do it your way. Your allowance is $1. We’ll add $1. Now your allowance is 50 cents.”

    Calvin: “What?!? No! Wait!”

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    Why do I hear a fife playing Yankee Doodle?

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    einarbt  3 months ago

    This is just too close to reality. Alternative facts. Personal truth.

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  3 months ago

    Trump is a billionaire. Are you?

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    bstarr513  3 months ago

    Read the comment policy!

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    djsabo  3 months ago

    WOW I can’t believe how many on here have DTS. No wonder the country is in the shape it is.

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    radical_thinker  3 months ago

    Until I started working with my daughter on arithmetic, I didn’t realize that dyslexia could impact an understanding of what numbers were greater or less than others. To this day (she’s 16), she has to use the tools we taught her to figure out what the numbers mean. The other day, I told her an activity was delayed 1 hour, so she needed to leave 1 hour later than normal – she had to stop and think if that meant 7:00 or 9:00 (since she normally leaves at 8:00 for this particular activity). It makes me wonder if Calvin would have benefited from some of the special practices we’ve learned to help my daughter function in a “normal” society.

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