Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 05, 2024

Deadline with no ideas?

Funny you should ask

After I woke up, I Immediately turned on the TV to see USA election on CNN and BBC even though I’m currently not American yet I feel stressed too.

Performance anxiety.

I will vote but not watching results today. I have 11 Eastwood movies to watch. That should make my day.

There’s nothing remotely funny about this dumpster fire.

They executed an undocumented squirrel.

Wow the exact time in the morning that I woke up from all the stress. I read the comics and go back to bed- anyone else?

Arlo is possibly still recovering from yesterday.

C’mon, be spontaneous!

Is that AM or PM?

An elephant and a donkey walk into a bar… Oh wait…

Are our happy couple awake? I guess so, this time change has me awake at 4 now although I normally get up at 5.

Ms. Day, ask your cartoon’s librettist, that Mr. Johnson . . he’s a gooood writer . .

In this strip, not likely.

I was hoping America would last till after I was dead. But I’ve always have had bad luck, sigh!!

Arlo >> (something funny)

Why worry? “ Que sera, sera / Whatever will be, will be / The future’s not ours to see / Que sera, sera / What will be, will be”

Yes, dear.

(Clears throat)

Something funny.

Good enough?

Harris by a landslide. People are sick of the ghoul and women want their freedoms back. Hope over fear.

“If you’d shared that joint I like I offered seven minutes ago, you’d find ANYTHING I said funny…”

I feel you, Janis. So nervous I could puke.

As a fan of comics for over 70 years, i wrote in Bugs Bunny. A true American!

There was a time when any scandal would defeat a possible Republican candidate. With all the horror around this Trump individual they support him and his crimes. Go figure.

None of the above

You should be stressed. Whatever America decides affects us Canadians as well.

Or say good-bye.

a man walked into a bar… think he saw it? :D

Did you hear the one about the crazy old man who fellated a microphone stand on live TV with a crowd of 100’s present?

Looks like this will be a Netflix night……….Er……..week.

Sitting here on nins and peedles

It is a very tight race……..nerve racking!!

Nothing funny about our elections…..

No relief until polls close in Alaska and Hawaii. Tune in tomorrow.

Sorry. I can’t think of anything funny (as in Ha Ha) either. Never thought I’d say this about our elections but all I can do is pray there is no bloodshed this time.

Yeah, I think that I will not read all of the comments today and will not participate with the exception of this one: EXCELLENT TROLLING, JIMMY!!!

Nailed it, Jimmy. Let’s see if all those thoughts and prayers can REALLY work.

I’m not watching any news today. I want to enjoy a day without all the lies, fake news, and disparaging remarks I have heard since the last election. Peace and quiet for me……YAY!!!!!

It will be OK. We’ve lived through a Trump leadership. We’ve lived through a Harris leadership (lets face it, Joe wasn’t really in charge). Heck, I’ve survived a number of administrations, some good, some bad.I say pray, vote, and be a good neighbor.

Turn off live tv and go to a recording or put in a blu-ray.

I am surprised at the overall liberal lean of the is re-affirming. this is my first stop in the morning after the weather and before the is a steadying force in an unsteady world- a little humor, no small amount of philosophy, a community of all.

There is news about an elephant that had diarrhea. It was all over town.

Grab her arm and say “I found this humerus.”

“trump will be a fine president and only surround himself with the best people, just like last time.” Funny enough?

“Pennsylvania is delayed until tomorrow, maybe.”

Don’t watch CNN

Truly visionary! This scene takes place at 4:27pm in the “FUTURE” …… I’m reading it at 11:30 am ……..creepy Doctor Who stuff! …… or maybe Doc Brown stuff! …….. and No, I refuse to believe that the Days are up, dressed, and panicking about the election at 4:27 am. That’s just silly! Time travel seems far more, plausible.

This is typically JJ cryptic. My best guess is that it has something to do with the election but have no idea what the connection to 4:27 is.

Say something all people can agree on, no matter blue or red.

Yeah. Won’t happen today.

Don’t be squirrelly!

I am not going to check the election news, until Friday. I am afraid that the communist party with the communist Harris will win.

Give it a year. Then let’s see what REALLY happens with the results.

Fortunately the majority of folks in enough states voted to end the slide to woke and socialist ignorance. We’ve got at least 4 years of time before that becomes a serious threat to the USA again. (Can’t help the east and west coast states that are determined to embrace that ignorance, but we can stay away from them easy enough.)

Strangely – this area tends to go Republican just about completely for LOCAL elections. This year 3 of same plus at least 2 US Congress members have gone the opposite way and gone Democrat.