I’ve told the story before, but for high school graduation, we went to Disneyland. Small World was new back then, and so I took a ride. The ride broke down for some reason, and we sat there for what seemed like an eternity listening to that dam music. So Mrs. Horner’s bit of heaven would be my he11. Give me the Jungle Boat, please!
The late great comedian Sam Kinison a routine about trying to borrow money from his parents and them refusing and adding a lecture. Sam countered with what he (and perhaps the rest of Us) were Pre-Birth, in the Enlightened, Eternal Cosmos, BEFORE being “dragged down here,” according Sam.
It was quite a bizarre, convoluted but memorable way to reach a punchline. At least it was to Me.
Years later, at the peak of his career, when Sam was involved in an auto accident and lay dying in his brother’s arms, Sam spoke to some “unknown entity” allegedly on the “other side” asking “Why Me, Why now??” No one knows what this “entity” said. But Sam’s response was “Oh. Oh, okay, okay…..,”
I guess Lu make the best of life while she’s here on Earth, just like Mrs Horner has done. Because no one really knows what awaits on the “other side.”;-)
You might want to find something a little more affordable and interesting than Di$ney £and. Verdant forests, mountains, glaciers, plains. Catch up on things you couldn’t have possibly imagined! The possibilities are endless…or you could waste your time on a ride that could break down.
How cute baby Luann with few hair on her head and already recognizable. It seems that Luann goes to visit Mrs. Horner quite often, it’s nice to see her talk to her mentor abut things that trouble her. Mrs. Horner always tries to give Luann hope for the future, she really loves her
Best outlook is that the Judeo-Christian concept of Heaven is correct, and we go there and that it is an indescribable concept. Worst outlook is that the Judeo-Christian concept of Hell of eternal punishment is correct, and we go there. Socrates gave the additional option of death being an eternal sleep. However, most all cultures, even very primitive early cultures, have or had, the belief of an afterlife of some sort. I sort of go after the Heaven being an indescribable concept, which it would need to be, if we are going to be there for all eternity. The good thing is that all of us will find out in due time. And who knows, maybe Uncle Walt Disney is one of God’s entertainment executives in Heaven and has built the greatest Disneyland ever conceived and that IS a part of Heaven……
Good strip today. I don’t agree with Mrs. Horner’s vision of the Afterlife but it suits her so I suspect that will be her heaven. I’d prefer a version where I am constantly learning and challenging myself toward an evolving spiritual goodness. I hope to become a Guide to others who need me.
That’s…one way of looking at it. I wouldn’t say Disneyland is the best example of an amusement park, mainly because Disney sucks, but i think to think the other side is going to the silent meadows and sunny streams.
The saving grace is that she won’t be disappointed. No one is. (If there really is an afterlife, that preacher guy from Galilee was wa-a-a-ay too late.)
I did die briefly once. For a short time. Didn’t even know it so I’m not afraid to die. (No, I didn’t see a light. Well, if I did, I don’t remember it.
I recall (but correct me if I’m wrong) that Socrates was recorded as saying, just before he drank the hemlock, that this world is a known evil, and that one should prefer an unknown to a known evil.
lvlax 1 day ago
It’s a nice thought but… A baby cries because it is leaving the comfort of the womb it’s been in for months, not some Disneyland spiritual world.
So what will happen next week?
beb01 1 day ago
JPuzzlewhiz for the win. Today’s strip is none of the usual tripe amd is actually very thoughtful.
reedkomicks Premium Member 1 day ago
Honestly, when I read the first panel, I thought Luann was asking about S-e-x! Haha
momofalex7 1 day ago
Small World was my mother’s favorite ride. She could just sit back and relax.
snsurone76 1 day ago
And instead of St. Peter, would Walt Disney be waiting at the Pearly Gates??
blunebottle 1 day ago
Mrs. Horner’s logic is irrefutable.
thevideostoreguy 1 day ago
It’s a noteworthy possibility unsupported by any objective information, but still!
[Unnamed Reader - 74419e] 1 day ago
Disappointing.
Rhetorical_Question 1 day ago
Amazing logic, Mrs. Horner!!!! The Disneyland analogy was good .
Rhetorical_Question 1 day ago
No more naysayers!
Humanist 1 day ago
The bible says in the end times people would ask for death and then they wouldn’t find it.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 1 day ago
I’ve told the story before, but for high school graduation, we went to Disneyland. Small World was new back then, and so I took a ride. The ride broke down for some reason, and we sat there for what seemed like an eternity listening to that dam music. So Mrs. Horner’s bit of heaven would be my he11. Give me the Jungle Boat, please!
GirlGeek Premium Member 1 day ago
Completely off topic, but get ready for a new website in April. Hopefully, we’ll be able to edit comments and finally add emojis with no issues
Ellis97 1 day ago
Has Mrs. Horner seen the afterlife?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 1 day ago
I think Disney would make a fortune if they added laser rifles and sensors on the dolls. I would pay extra for that.
Mordock999 Premium Member 1 day ago
The late great comedian Sam Kinison a routine about trying to borrow money from his parents and them refusing and adding a lecture. Sam countered with what he (and perhaps the rest of Us) were Pre-Birth, in the Enlightened, Eternal Cosmos, BEFORE being “dragged down here,” according Sam.
It was quite a bizarre, convoluted but memorable way to reach a punchline. At least it was to Me.
Years later, at the peak of his career, when Sam was involved in an auto accident and lay dying in his brother’s arms, Sam spoke to some “unknown entity” allegedly on the “other side” asking “Why Me, Why now??” No one knows what this “entity” said. But Sam’s response was “Oh. Oh, okay, okay…..,”
I guess Lu make the best of life while she’s here on Earth, just like Mrs Horner has done. Because no one really knows what awaits on the “other side.”;-)
Allen Howell Premium Member 1 day ago
Thank you – lovely description of the Summerlands! (You’d call it "Heaven) Not ot mention, brilliant attitude!
Clotty Peristalt 1 day ago
Jeez, that’s sloppy logic.
baskate_2000 1 day ago
Thanks be for the Mrs. Horners of the world.
gluetrap 1 day ago
If she’s going to A Small World, she must be in the other place.
luannfan 1 day ago
I recently heard or read that our life is a dash, the time between birth and death as seen on our tombstones.
carlosrivers 1 day ago
I like It’s a Small World…
morningglory73 Premium Member 1 day ago
Makes sense to me.
BJShipley1 1 day ago
Hey look at that: a Sunday strip that breaks the pattern! G&K must be apologizing for last week’s letdown.
tremaine53 1 day ago
We MIGHT cry if we leave someplace scary… It’s called PTSD.
KEA 1 day ago
people are so vain
Jimmyk939 1 day ago
You might want to find something a little more affordable and interesting than Di$ney £and. Verdant forests, mountains, glaciers, plains. Catch up on things you couldn’t have possibly imagined! The possibilities are endless…or you could waste your time on a ride that could break down.
mousefumanchu Premium Member 1 day ago
I’m for the Haunted Mansion
Angry Indeed Premium Member 1 day ago
Luann and Mrs. Horner are talking but “there’s a failure to communicate.”
Guybrush Threepwood 1 day ago
Nice delusion.
Aladar30 Premium Member 1 day ago
How cute baby Luann with few hair on her head and already recognizable. It seems that Luann goes to visit Mrs. Horner quite often, it’s nice to see her talk to her mentor abut things that trouble her. Mrs. Horner always tries to give Luann hope for the future, she really loves her
Lord King Wazmo Premium Member 1 day ago
Of course, if you’ve ever posted a comment about the evils of Woke Disney, you get banished to a lake of fire. See ya!
catchup 1 day ago
‘…but trailing clouds of glory’ If it worked for Wordsworth, it can work for Mrs Horner.
raybarb44 1 day ago
Best outlook is that the Judeo-Christian concept of Heaven is correct, and we go there and that it is an indescribable concept. Worst outlook is that the Judeo-Christian concept of Hell of eternal punishment is correct, and we go there. Socrates gave the additional option of death being an eternal sleep. However, most all cultures, even very primitive early cultures, have or had, the belief of an afterlife of some sort. I sort of go after the Heaven being an indescribable concept, which it would need to be, if we are going to be there for all eternity. The good thing is that all of us will find out in due time. And who knows, maybe Uncle Walt Disney is one of God’s entertainment executives in Heaven and has built the greatest Disneyland ever conceived and that IS a part of Heaven……
jimboklein 1 day ago
“It’s a Small World” Dang. Now I’m going to have the song stuck in my head all day!
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 24 hours ago
A nice thought. That cleanses the palate after yesterday’s terrible antil-climax. Here’s hoping for a good new storyline tomorrow.
igor1882 about 24 hours ago
The “Small World” ride would be more like Hell for me.
FRITH RA about 23 hours ago
I find consolation in thinking that this world, like the womb for the baby, is preparing us for the next one.
Be sure to grow those spiritual limbs, kids.
shorzy about 23 hours ago
“Mourning and weeping in this valley of tears” —Psalm 84.
Rich_Pa about 23 hours ago
Now that song is going through your head and it won’t stop.
comic reader 22 about 22 hours ago
Mrs. Horner needs to go to Bible Study class.
The Quiet One about 22 hours ago
Mrs Horner always has the best outlook.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 21 hours ago
Irrefutable logic.
Questionable assumptions, though.eladee AKA Wally about 21 hours ago
Good strip today. I don’t agree with Mrs. Horner’s vision of the Afterlife but it suits her so I suspect that will be her heaven. I’d prefer a version where I am constantly learning and challenging myself toward an evolving spiritual goodness. I hope to become a Guide to others who need me.
EXCALABUR about 20 hours ago
Eternal life with Jesus!
DaBump Premium Member about 20 hours ago
NOOOOOOOooooooo! NOT THAT!
ForeverDemon64 about 20 hours ago
That’s…one way of looking at it. I wouldn’t say Disneyland is the best example of an amusement park, mainly because Disney sucks, but i think to think the other side is going to the silent meadows and sunny streams.
MarieStanford about 19 hours ago
I love this thought and Mrs. Horner!
AndrewSihler about 19 hours ago
The saving grace is that she won’t be disappointed. No one is. (If there really is an afterlife, that preacher guy from Galilee was wa-a-a-ay too late.)
jes91354x-miscx about 18 hours ago
How appropriate. The earworm for eternity.
chief tommy about 17 hours ago
Never Its a Small World. Maybe Matterhorn
stillfickled Premium Member about 17 hours ago
I did die briefly once. For a short time. Didn’t even know it so I’m not afraid to die. (No, I didn’t see a light. Well, if I did, I don’t remember it.
Skeeter77 about 16 hours ago
Jesus said I am the way the truth in the life and no man comes to the father or heaven, but by me, plain and simple.
Fuzzy Kombu about 14 hours ago
I recall (but correct me if I’m wrong) that Socrates was recorded as saying, just before he drank the hemlock, that this world is a known evil, and that one should prefer an unknown to a known evil.
Miles VanDelay about 11 hours ago
I thought Sunday was Luann’s messy room day.