Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 23, 2025

There’s one particular tech oligarch that God needs to smite, and soon.

Too late, Mr Almighty. We’re already past the point of crashing the system.

I’m the proud possessor of Wiley’s first collection, “Dead Lawyers and Other Pleasant Thoughts”, but I’ve always preferred his characters: yes, Danae AND Kate and Petey and Joe and Flo and Cap’n Eddie and Lucy and Max and Pierre and the world before Eve, and Homer the reluctant soul…..

There might be some survivors, at least according to all the tv shows, movies and video games

Any apocalypse that starts with a tech oligarch, then moves onto the rest of the oligarchs, i am 100% in favour of. I have one particular one that needs to be first infected by patient zero.

Asherah seems to be pretty accepting of her husbands foibles.

We somehow need to convince the tech broligarchs that the apocalypse has started and they should quickly get to their bunkers in New Zealand or wherever and hole up in them for the rest of their lives.

Finally I understand the concept of Devine Intervention…

I for one welcome our undead overlords. They’d be a heckuvalot better than what we have now.

I just finished a really good zombie apocalypse novel. “Zone One” by Colson Whitehead. It reads like a George Romero script directed by Wes Anderson.

great toon, next do one about Jesus driving the crypto bros from the temple

I thought musky was already a zombie…………………….no?:

Just send a very powerful corona mass ejection from the sun, it will destroy all the human technology and harm nothing else. Simple and effective.

He’s sent the asteroid 2000 SG344 to hit our moon in 2030.

The MAGAS can breath a sigh of relief. Their messiah will complete a final term.

It DOES resemble the Tower of Babel, doesn’t it?

There is no “Mrs. Almighty”. There is the Father, the Son and the Holy Sprit who is GOD. There are saints and angels and Mary Queen of Heaven. But no female Divine equivalent.

Please do not engage in Sacrilege Wiley.

I wish Him all the success in the world. Seriously.

Bible thumper/Free or Not. (Troll.)

Elon Musk is using one of those to create a Zombie Apocalypse to cleanse the Social Security roles of rotting corpses between the ages of 110 (or younger) and 350 year old Liberal scum who are still collecting. We know who you are. God Bless America!

As he uses a tech tool to research and commit. Ironic.

My favorite is the one with frogs…lots and lots of frogs.

Smitten with self-smiting.

It has never been otherwise.

I though smiting apps were social media apps.

I’ve been told “True genius is only appreciated after death”.

Well, I’d love to test that theory on a few choice idiots…

Why would a multi-hundred billionaire panic if they lost half their multi-hundred billions? I don’t know, but they would.

I had ten dollars. I gave five away. I have five dollars. Why am I not panicked?

Been watching my Star Trek Enterprise BluRay collection. There is an episode they had battle Vulcan Zombies. Too fun!

Absolutely, utterly, completely true…and hurray! My thought every single day.

The oligarchs don’t want bunkers – they want huge houses, taken care of by minions who perform the menial tasks of coking, cleaning, taking care of them and the world as they see fit. Curtis Yarvin aka Mencius Moldbug lays it out in his “Unqualified Reservations" and “gray mirror” where he states that american democracy is dead and he wants to replace American democracy with a sort of techno-monarchy – with people such ad JD Vance, Musk, Peter Thiel….His butterfly revolution is already in progress: 1. Campaign on autocracy, 2. Purge the bureaucracy – RAGE – retire all government employees,3. Ignore the courts,4. Co-opt congress, 5. Centralize police power, 6. Dismantle the media and academia, 7. Arm the base. 1 thru 4 have already been implemented – 5, 6 and 7 are in prgress. And he refers to people like you and me as “biodiesel”.

I can think of a few people who could use a good smiting.

God just laughs at us and our stupidity. Thank God though that He loves us in spite of ourselves……

I ordered a book: The Wisdom of D.J. Trump

It arrived yesterday and I’ll be dammed, every page was blank!

Here are my five bullet statements

I persuaded over one million and forty two thousand people to believe the US Government has not been good to them

I identified and correctly choose the one monkey and one child cartoon characters running US Government (CCRUSG)

I saved over four hours a day by eliminating material waste sent out by the CCRUSG

I saved 3 hours a day by ignoring the CCRUSG

I improved productivity seven hours a day by eliminating and ignoring the CCRUSG senseless communication, just following common sense

Now I can sit back and surf the web for stuff to buy using Government credit card and following common sense.

You go, God!

Warm and fuzzy as this comic makes me feel, I can’t stop running Sagan’s Caveat through my mind: “In our obscurity – in all this vastness – there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. It is up to us.”

The plutocrats of the world should have a Hollywood ending. I’m thinking, The Bad Seed.

the mess the world is in is pretty good evidence of no god that cares imho

Forget that, five gallons of gasoline down the ventilator shaft followed by a lit road flare! And Voila! Oven baked tech greed monger!

What currently passes for AI – large language model chatbots – are actually very stupid. They merely find likely collections of words, without any understanding. Recently, elsewhere,, someone cited an AI research result which was wrong because the AI failed to understand the effect of the words “is unlikely” appended to the conclusion of the reference.

Makes ya wonder if some fired microbiologist(s) is/are working on a new plague to unleash.

AI is man made. It is faster and more efficient. But AI is limited to the maximums of human intelligence. Remember ‘gigo’, garbage in, garbage out? Same thing. If it’s not perfectly programmed AI won’t be perfect. And we all know mankind is not near perfect.

I WANT a Smiting App…. I NEED a Smiting App. I know exactly who to smite too!!

BRILLIANT!

It’s no use, the cockroaches will survive the zombie apocalypse

All computers are gaining power by speaking and almost understanding a common language. It is time to go Tower of Babel on several protocols.

1) AI is no challenge to God’s omnipotence. 2) Self-smiting (outside of certain exceptions for capital punishment, etc.) is just more reason for God to step in and show He’s the only one with authority to decide who gets smitten. 3) I’m sick of things that have “zombie” in them 4) What does a zombie apocalypse starting with tech oligarchs have in common with Exodus? 5) Oh, not to forget, there isn’t any “Mrs. Almighty” 6) OH WAIT, I FORGOT this is a comic, after all! And by Wiley, too, so: EXCUSE ME, and NEVER MIND all that.

What we actually need is congress to grow a set and start doing some impeaching.

There is someone in each of their organizations who knows the account numbers and could zero them out. Leave them broke and see how they like it and cope.

Can I put the secret sign om my doorpost?

Which of course never happened.

Not doing all that well at self-smiting. The numbers keep increasing.

I’ve always said that mosquitos are God’s way of getting people to slap themselves.

Tech oligarchs. Please start with the tech oligarchs…

:D ..this is awsome!!

WILEY ! You have it backwards. God does not have a Trump Complex.

He could start with the Yombie Virus. For more info see:

The Four Bubbas of the Apocalypse: Flatulence, Halitosis, Incest, and…Ned

Dream headline: asteroid hits mar-a-lago during Trump off-site cabinet meeting. No survivors.

Despite what HE thinks, the world can get along very easily without Muskratbreath. Ready your lightning,Oh Great One….