I don’t know of anywhere that you CANNOT find a bunch of those … All the same I do like the Elvis impersonator. And don’t forget to put a steel colander on your head when you go out to protect from the Jewish Space Lasers.
From what I’ve heard it’s liberal horrorwood types that have been pushing crypto and people propheticizing the end of the world have genrally crossed political lines!Can’t dispute the laser comment, as a conservative she doesn’t represent me as do either party.
More tolerance from the tolerant Left? I mean, come on! If you want to push nutty rainbows and pedophilia in the schools, then surely you accommodate doomsayers and MAGAs!
I know where there are a whole bunch of election-denying nuts you could gather. Obviously, they are of no use to society, and being buried in the ground would help civilization.
One of the last things I learned in religious school before I finished at 14 was how to operate a space laser. This was in 1961. Jewish religious education is both interesting and practical. I only wish I’d had more chances to use the real ones.
I’m as guilty as the next person, but instead of talking about leaving the country, why not get involved in getting people to vote and at least for a couple of turns, Democratic. Give the country a chance to get rid of the Republican crazies. Lot’s of well meaning Republicans out there if the crazies weren’t running the party.
FaustoCoppi almost 2 years ago
Where are Curly and Moe?
willispate almost 2 years ago
“…that wasn’t what i had in mind.”
willispate almost 2 years ago
Jewish Space Lasers?! WHAT THE?!?!?!
LawrenceS almost 2 years ago
Bury them deep, please. And, like your average squirrel, forget where.
chief tommy almost 2 years ago
That cart should be full of election deniers and anti-vaxers
HidariMak almost 2 years ago
Fewer of those nuts would declutter some election ballots.
eastern.woods.metal almost 2 years ago
I think that’s my ex in the back
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
But … but … but …ELVIS!
braindead Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The Disciples will never understand this cartoon.
danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Some of those nuts look like they’ve gone bad.
in.amongst almost 2 years ago
Well, looks like he gathers nuts left and right… good on ya, mate!
wallylm almost 2 years ago
What? Looks like three of them should have two nuts each.
keenanthelibrarian almost 2 years ago
I don’t know of anywhere that you CANNOT find a bunch of those … All the same I do like the Elvis impersonator. And don’t forget to put a steel colander on your head when you go out to protect from the Jewish Space Lasers.
Scorpio Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Those Jewish space lasers…
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
There seem to be more nuts on the ground this year, but then, there have always been, and every election cycle turns up a new species of nut.
franki_g almost 2 years ago
nuts a la cart
B4ItNs almost 2 years ago
From what I’ve heard it’s liberal horrorwood types that have been pushing crypto and people propheticizing the end of the world have genrally crossed political lines!Can’t dispute the laser comment, as a conservative she doesn’t represent me as do either party.
Masterskrain almost 2 years ago
Where are all the Red Hat Whackos? They must be in the next 50 carts… or Golf Carts, in The Orange LOSER’S case!
Grandma Lea almost 2 years ago
The remembrance of Space Balls the Movie, merchandizing, merchandizing, merchandizing!
gokar 4,la almost 2 years ago
Only Empty Greene could spark such a ludicrous conversation.
WickWire64 almost 2 years ago
So few squirrels on the planet when compared to the number of nuts like that
Uhohcroc almost 2 years ago
Should be someone with a sign, “Trump won”
Melki Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Tell them J.F.K. Jr. is waiting for them at the bottom of the abandoned mine, and maybe we’ll never see them again.
daveoverpar almost 2 years ago
Where’s the all the nuts who say the border is under control and that inflation is transitory? Oh, that’s right, Wiley actually believes that is true.
Geophyzz almost 2 years ago
The scary truth in Canada is that the leader of our Conservative party claims, “Crypto currency will stop inflation.”
Lenavid almost 2 years ago
More tolerance from the tolerant Left? I mean, come on! If you want to push nutty rainbows and pedophilia in the schools, then surely you accommodate doomsayers and MAGAs!
WaitingMan almost 2 years ago
“Elvis is everywhere!”, Mojo Nixon
Chris almost 2 years ago
ya need to be more specific. ;)
johnjoyce almost 2 years ago
Never discount the Whacko Factor.
rs0204 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I know where there are a whole bunch of election-denying nuts you could gather. Obviously, they are of no use to society, and being buried in the ground would help civilization.
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
In the end, with enough Crypto, Elvis will sell you all the Jewish space lasers you want. Now, everybody back on the wagon for downtown Las Vegas.
mourdac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Could have just gone to the Capitol Building and the cart would be overflowing.
Vet Premium Member almost 2 years ago
These are not good nuts….they’re are all cracked.
awcoffman almost 2 years ago
Plenty more where those came from.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN almost 2 years ago
So apropos..!
timinwsac Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Gonna need a second trip and a bigger cart tor trump and associates.
Amra Leo almost 2 years ago
Butbutbut, there’s so many of these!
Holden Awn almost 2 years ago
“In an effort to show they’re serious about Green Initiatives, Democrats substitute a cart for the usual campaign bus.”
thelordthygod666 almost 2 years ago
To collect all the nuts in this country, to paraphrase Chief Brody “you’re gonna need a bigger cart”.
durrinhome almost 2 years ago
I don’t see why you left out “The Election was Stolen”.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Isn’t “nuts” politically incorrect. Aren’t they the reality challenged or some such?
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
Now bury them for the winter.
Cerabooge almost 2 years ago
I’m about ready to carry that THE END IS NIGH sign, myself.
sisterea almost 2 years ago
A perfect likeness of MTG
kathleenhicks62 almost 2 years ago
Need to be specific here.
The Old Wolf almost 2 years ago
Far too many of these nuts are infesting our government. Looking at you, Margarine Traitor Gangrene.
GiantShetlandPony almost 2 years ago
OK, the Pumpkin Spice ads need to end. I first read the sign as Jewish Spice Lasers.
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
One of the last things I learned in religious school before I finished at 14 was how to operate a space laser. This was in 1961. Jewish religious education is both interesting and practical. I only wish I’d had more chances to use the real ones.
jmarkson Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Google “Marjorie Taylor Greene”
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Today, Oct. 22, is the 5th anniversary of my favorite comic strip of all time:
gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2017/10/22
Lola85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Those squirrels could never get a wagon big enough to hold all the nuts we have today.
LeslieAnn Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Larry looks so proud of himself. Mr. Miller’s animal art is Always wonderful.
leemorse9777 almost 2 years ago
I’m as guilty as the next person, but instead of talking about leaving the country, why not get involved in getting people to vote and at least for a couple of turns, Democratic. Give the country a chance to get rid of the Republican crazies. Lot’s of well meaning Republicans out there if the crazies weren’t running the party.
jimchronister2016 almost 2 years ago
Wiley Your right on as usual!!!!
joanspeckin almost 2 years ago
I am so offended….enough antisemitism….leave religions out of your strip. I’ve been a follower for over 70 years….but now………..well…..
David_the_CAD almost 2 years ago
Please gather more of them, a WHOLE LOT more.
DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Yeah, the guy with the “The End is Near” sign is clearly not a nut. One way or the other…
einarbt almost 2 years ago
At least he found Elvis.
bakana almost 2 years ago
Larry always was an Overachiever.