Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 18, 2025

Oops!

Somebody is an optimist.

“What? That one says congratulations on your opening? Hurry up and get to the new store and swap wreaths, THEN, get over here quick!”

There’s an unhappy camper at the hospital.

It’s better than the card that says Your wife couldn’t make it today, but she will see you soon.

Easier to just change the sentiment on the wreath and the corresponding floral arrangement left at the hospital. (BTW- has anyone ever seen a “Get Well” wreath? A wreath is pretty large and unwieldy for hospital room)

They obviously should have saved that one for the Wake.

Carl???No, that’s what Dementia Donnie would do!

I wouldn’t be surprised that mix-up actually happened somewhere.

I hope he wasn’t allergic to flowers.

Shouldn’t he have delivered that several hours ago; and to the building where the funeral was.

This one made me laugh.

The consequences of making cuts in the logistics department.

Sending a wrath to someone in the hospital is kind of a strange idea no matter the banner text.

Just remove the sash thing.

Before the other guy has a heart attack.

They probably used Google maps to make the deliveries.

What the hell, give it a shot. It might work.

Congratulations on your new location?

Better late than never?

Send the flowers to ‘WE. the People.’

The Arlington National Cemetery has seemingly removed information and educational materials regarding the history and contributions of Black and female service members from its website in alignment with Donald Trump’s call to end DEI Initiatives.

According to BBC, the alterations to the website were discovered on Friday (March 14), as internal links directing users to “Notable Graves” of women and minorities who served in the military were removed.

In addition, short biographies of notable Black, Hispanic, and female veterans, as well as information on the lives of the Tuskegee Airmen are no longer accessible on the website. Previously listed links led to pages focused on African-American History, Hispanic History, and Women’s History.

Again?

They got their well, but they only dug it six feet deep.

oops

Obviously, the deceased is playing a sick joke on the group of mourners.

Carl’s last day on the job was less than memorable!

Ouch – I wonder what the family at the hospital are thinking…..I am certain their expressions are similar to those of the people around the grave. What the heck???!!!

Well, that was awkward.

Hey! Hold my Beer.

Always enjoy you, Wiley. Thanks for today’s much-needed cathartic belly-laugh!

Nah, tone deaf is what we do best at “Say it with Flowers” …. ;-)

Must believe in reincarnation.

Having the funeral and burial at one time is a time saver

Two people have gotten better after dying. Jesus and Lazarus.

Laurel&Hardy short ME AND MY PAL—1933

Ollie is marrying the boss’ daughter. Stan picks out a funeral wreath for the occasion.

I would guess this one is past the point of getting well soon.

Well, he is kinda in a well, a well of souls, a hole in the ground, so he did kinda “get well soon.” Kinda an angry bouquet, though.

Turnaround is important. Gotta get to those deliveries before divorce or death do you part.

In my early days of working at Megacorp, the company would send out flowers or plants for such things. One cow-orker’s father died, and he got a “Get Well Soon” arrangement. He said his dad would have found it hilarious, so he didn’t mind. This guy was in the “deadpan snarker” category.