My Gracie is also great friends with my wifi-enabled oven. I’m pretty sure they text each other. LOL I think she refers to it as birther of chicken. But my Dyson stick vac is the evil dragon.
The BCN crew will only accept the toaster once it’s proven its worthiness. The marketing geniuses of the pet supply industry need to invent tuna-flavored pop tart kitty treats.
They are wild about the Roomba!?? Oh, dear. Our kitty hates the Roomba with a passion. She runs and hides under the bed when she hears it. I think she knows the Roomba destroys all her efforts in leaving fur everywhere in the house.
My Roomba and I sometimes have issues. She keeps running out of juice under my bed or the couch, and when going from floor to carpet, she often leaves a smatterinog of smutch along the edge. And a simple thank you for me pulling all that hair off her brushes would be nice.
I don’t think the toaster is evil as much as it’s the terrible two year old toddler of the appliance world. Kind of like our Tiny Terrorist Two Year Old granddaughter is into throwing everything.
Can I put a little plug in for the Destrys here? I have a few in my house and when my 98yo father in law started to fail a bit, (served in the Pacific in WWII) we got him an alert button to wear around his neck. I also got two Destrys for his house, 40 miles away, and connected them to my system here at home so if I get an alert that he’s fallen or the button has been pushed, I can say “Destry, drop in on Dad 1 or Dad 2” from any room in my house and it immediately connects to him. The speakers are far ranging so he’s not looking for his cell phone or heaven forbid, if he’s on the floor talking to the button people, I can hear that before I talk to him. They’ve been a godsend for us. And they play music!
Yesterday, when we left for a doc appointment, I gave Beau two treats, which I always do when we leave. I never noticed before, but the star shaped ones look exactly like Little Star Squeaker! Right down to the smile. It’s a good thing they’re only treats because I hesitated giving them to him for a moment, but they are only treats, right?
I think Burt may be onto something. I’ve owned a number of toasters over the decades. And all of them have burnt my toast at some point. Coincidence? I think not.
Oh come now. Pay attention cats and kittens. Most cats love bread, the toaster is spitting out warmed bread. Take what the toaster pukes up and eat it. Then the toaster will be your friend.
It’s empty calories to cats, but bread does taste good to cats. Just don’t let your cats eat too much if they get hold of a slice, as it is also filling, so they may not have room to eat a proper, protein laden diet they need.
I still have my first toaster, a gift from my mom’s S&H Green stamps in the mid 1970s. It still works perfectly, and has a cover from my grandmother – yellow with red trim and a cross stitched teapot on a table with black and gold trim. Every time I ee it I remember them both with love. Best yet, the toast always comes out perfectly.
We had one car who liked being vacuumed. The others have been unanimous that the vacuum is an eldritch horror, worse even than Other Cats and toddlers.
OMC!!! Just learned something PAWSOME on Patreon . . . can’t say much, but you should know that Gent Bear has been TOTALLY justified about aliens being behind all the mischief in the BCN world! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! (๑′ᴗ‵๑)
What Lady Bri said!!! If you aren’t on Georgia’s Patreon, you’re really missing out! She posts these incredible videos of her creating her works, which is amazing enough (how DOES she come up with all these ideas!?), but she sets the videos to music that is just perfect for the setting. She did one of her drawing the Cool Cricket Guy serenading the BPH, and another of the outside creatures enjoying the big ol’ tree blossoming in the back yard, and I’ve watched them repeatedly. I joined as soon as she created it, and I’m so glad I did.
thelsrc 30 days ago
I imagine they are very much at peace with the can opener.
Le'letha Premium Member 30 days ago
Pucky, looking for the positive as always. I love him.
Ricky Bennett 30 days ago
Roombas are great for BCN cats who need a quick way to get to their job. And it’s a free transport. But only one cat at a time.
Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair 30 days ago
Aww, Tortimer! With OZ hugging him! And Puck in loaf mode! Too much cute!
uncle snipe 30 days ago
Burt serving up the truth again. Tortimer is great. Even Ora Zella loves it. Talkie Toaster, on the other hand, IS EVIL!
WelshRat Premium Member 30 days ago
Cats just don’t understand hot bread products and the things that make them.
Sue Ellen 30 days ago
Will we hear an update on the truce with Mama Vac?
dvandorn1 30 days ago
So, not only do the Woman and the Man have Destry, it seems that it can communicate with the cats here, too. Interesting!
azkfwecho Premium Member 30 days ago
Is Ora Zella actually wagging her tail?
azkfwecho Premium Member 30 days ago
Burt certainly has his finger on the pulse of the news. He knows about the toaster and its evil ways.
uncle snipe 30 days ago
My Gracie is also great friends with my wifi-enabled oven. I’m pretty sure they text each other. LOL I think she refers to it as birther of chicken. But my Dyson stick vac is the evil dragon.
dmah Premium Member 30 days ago
The BCN crew will only accept the toaster once it’s proven its worthiness. The marketing geniuses of the pet supply industry need to invent tuna-flavored pop tart kitty treats.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 30 days ago
The toaster ranks down there with a jack-in-a-box.
howtheduck 30 days ago
They are wild about the Roomba!?? Oh, dear. Our kitty hates the Roomba with a passion. She runs and hides under the bed when she hears it. I think she knows the Roomba destroys all her efforts in leaving fur everywhere in the house.
enigmamz 30 days ago
The vacuum, however…..
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 30 days ago
My Roomba and I sometimes have issues. She keeps running out of juice under my bed or the couch, and when going from floor to carpet, she often leaves a smatterinog of smutch along the edge. And a simple thank you for me pulling all that hair off her brushes would be nice.
Gent 30 days ago
Eh but what bout the vaccuum cleaner?
Pucky 30 days ago
Jump on the roomba!
Robin Harwood 30 days ago
I remember the Flying Toasters screensaver. The sight of a never ending horde of toasters could only mean doom.
Tigrisan Premium Member 30 days ago
I don’t think the toaster is evil as much as it’s the terrible two year old toddler of the appliance world. Kind of like our Tiny Terrorist Two Year Old granddaughter is into throwing everything.
cat19632001 30 days ago
Burt’s chyrons have pronounced judgment.
Tigrisan Premium Member 30 days ago
Can I put a little plug in for the Destrys here? I have a few in my house and when my 98yo father in law started to fail a bit, (served in the Pacific in WWII) we got him an alert button to wear around his neck. I also got two Destrys for his house, 40 miles away, and connected them to my system here at home so if I get an alert that he’s fallen or the button has been pushed, I can say “Destry, drop in on Dad 1 or Dad 2” from any room in my house and it immediately connects to him. The speakers are far ranging so he’s not looking for his cell phone or heaven forbid, if he’s on the floor talking to the button people, I can hear that before I talk to him. They’ve been a godsend for us. And they play music!
jonathan.prater 30 days ago
The vacuum cleaner, on the other hand… :P
ShadowBeast Premium Member 30 days ago
Every time I clip my nails, it makes my cat jump. Even when she’s watching she jumps from every clip XD
Tigrisan Premium Member 30 days ago
Yesterday, when we left for a doc appointment, I gave Beau two treats, which I always do when we leave. I never noticed before, but the star shaped ones look exactly like Little Star Squeaker! Right down to the smile. It’s a good thing they’re only treats because I hesitated giving them to him for a moment, but they are only treats, right?
I AM CARTOON LADY! 30 days ago
And, Evil Toasters, would be a great name for a rock band! (Thanks, Dave Barry!)
rs0204 Premium Member 30 days ago
I think Burt may be onto something. I’ve owned a number of toasters over the decades. And all of them have burnt my toast at some point. Coincidence? I think not.
Kitty Katz 30 days ago
Meanwhile, Back on the Nile
At the Nile Harbor
Ta-Natash: Looks like we’re in luck. The Good Ship Red Planet Spider is in harbor, and I see some ships with plenty of fruit as cargo.
Iggy: I’ll go see if my cousin Ziggy can help us.
Sometime Later
Iggy: Tash, you know my cousin Ziggy.
Tash: Of course. You’re the first guitar player thanks to the Artisans and Mandy and Lynn.
Ziggy: Yes. Good to see you again, Tash.
Iggy: Ziggs, can you help us out with getting some fixings for s’mores?
Ziggy: Glad to. Let’s start with the Good Ship Serendipity.
Sometime Later
Ziggy: Ahoy, Captain Comstock! I would like to introduce my cousin Iggy, and Ta-Natash of the Ancient and Accepted Procurers’ Guild.
Captain: Pleased to meet you.
Iggy: We’re looking for ingredients for wonderful s’mores.
Captain: You’re in luck. We happen to have a cargo of chocolate, bananas, pineapple, and lots of other things. Perhaps we can strike a bargain.
Iggy: I’ll leave you and Tash to it.
Sometime Later
Ziggy: Wow, Tash. You know how to bargain!
Tash: It’s a gift.
Iggy: It was very fortunate that the Serendipity came into harbor today.
Ziggy: They don’t call it the Serendipity for nothing!
Santana 30 days ago
You’ve got to change your evil ways, toaster
Before they start likin’ you
You’ve got to change, poser
And every word kitties say is true
You’ve got them jumpy by poppin’ toast all around
You’ve got Ora angry and a lookin’ for your beat down
This can’t go on
Cat knows, you’ve got to change
They’re gettin’ tired and frustrated with you fooling around
Other appliances don’t act like evil clowns
This can’t go on
Yeah, yeah, yeah
- Clarence Arthur Henry – Evil Ways – Carlos Santana
Katzen1415 30 days ago
Burt never misses! On the other hand, I would have Elvis’ toaster reaction if I were that close to the microwave when it beeped.
Daltongang Premium Member 30 days ago
Oh come now. Pay attention cats and kittens. Most cats love bread, the toaster is spitting out warmed bread. Take what the toaster pukes up and eat it. Then the toaster will be your friend.
It’s empty calories to cats, but bread does taste good to cats. Just don’t let your cats eat too much if they get hold of a slice, as it is also filling, so they may not have room to eat a proper, protein laden diet they need.
ladykat 30 days ago
I think I shall have a slice of toast in a little while, well-butterd and augmented with Lyle’s golden syrup (courtesy of Amazon).
bagholder5150 30 days ago
What about…. the VACUUM CLEANER ???
anomalous4 30 days ago
My favorite way of making toast is to butter the bread & then toast it in the cast-iron skillet. It’s a rare treat for me though. #DiabeticProblems
OT: J
oish 30 days ago
The malevolent toaster makes a toast “for evil!”
j.l.farmer 30 days ago
Maybe if you gave it a cute name it wouldn’t be evil!
Zoomer&Yeti 30 days ago
Awwww – Roomba Love.
marilynnbyerly 29 days ago
This cartoon doesn’t really do evil. Even Tidy Woman was just grieving for her pet and was an idiot. The only evil character I recall is the owl.
MoultonFamily 29 days ago
How is Destry’s name said?
old_geek 29 days ago
I had a contentious relationship with a Jack-in-the-box as a small lad…
Red Bird 29 days ago
Heck, all toasters are evil. It’s like those monstrosities have minds of their own.
Fennec! at the Disco 29 days ago
♪ I’m just wild about Tortimer! ♪
Space_cat 29 days ago
Puddin Update: Sir Richard the Squirrely, and Puddin have officially moved to Wilmette, she is settled in now that the furniture has arrived.
crazeekatlady 29 days ago
I still have my first toaster, a gift from my mom’s S&H Green stamps in the mid 1970s. It still works perfectly, and has a cover from my grandmother – yellow with red trim and a cross stitched teapot on a table with black and gold trim. Every time I ee it I remember them both with love. Best yet, the toast always comes out perfectly.
willie_mctell 29 days ago
We had one car who liked being vacuumed. The others have been unanimous that the vacuum is an eldritch horror, worse even than Other Cats and toddlers.
davidob 29 days ago
Jump into pop art.
metagalaxy1970 29 days ago
You can ride the roomba. You can’t ride the toaster. It pops up unexpectedly.
Lady Bri 29 days ago
OMC!!! Just learned something PAWSOME on Patreon . . . can’t say much, but you should know that Gent Bear has been TOTALLY justified about aliens being behind all the mischief in the BCN world! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! (๑′ᴗ‵๑)
Zoomer&Yeti 29 days ago
Destry is so well-mannered.
tewiv Premium Member 29 days ago
What Lady Bri said!!! If you aren’t on Georgia’s Patreon, you’re really missing out! She posts these incredible videos of her creating her works, which is amazing enough (how DOES she come up with all these ideas!?), but she sets the videos to music that is just perfect for the setting. She did one of her drawing the Cool Cricket Guy serenading the BPH, and another of the outside creatures enjoying the big ol’ tree blossoming in the back yard, and I’ve watched them repeatedly. I joined as soon as she created it, and I’m so glad I did.
MoultonFamily 29 days ago
Wait haven’t they realized Tortimer the Roomba is a relative of the vacuum?
Aspen_Bell 29 days ago
OMC – I just realized it’s ORA VS THE VACUUM CLEANER
rgcviper 29 days ago
MWA-HA-HA.