Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 16, 2020

Thinking was never his strong suit to start with

Are we scaring Christians once again?

Jump into the bottomless pit to your right instead.

Go with the election year. It will drive you crazy and then you won’t care.

I’ll go with the flames.

Eternal election year isn’t so bad if you don’t watch the cable news channels.

It’s Hell. They all go to a place where you get burned, frozen, and inundated with election TV. Not to mention daytime TV, horrible inlaws, picnics with ants and scorpions, and a sink that drips. Downwind from a pig farm.

I have said that I wouldn’t vote for Candidate X (and X is not always who you’re assuming) if the only other name on the ballot were Satan. I guess here I could find out if I were serious.

we’ve already got eternal election year here on earth so that would just be a continuation of the status quo…

Ok I’ve quickly ruled out the third option. I’m leaning towards option one but let me think some more. I do have eternity to consider.

The past four years have been eternal, actually.

The idea is not to be brave …

Eternal procrastinator.

Jimmy Buffett/Steve Goodman 1975: “My whole world lies waiting behind Door Number Three”.

If Dante were alive today, he would have to invent a whole new level of hell for politicians.

Take over.

Go for the “Eternal Flames”. Before entering stomp on his tail. While he reacts, grab his scepter and shove him off the edge.

Thank gawd I"LL never have to make that choice. . . ;)

Anyone think that the devil’s tail seems too flexible? Shouldn’t there be bones in a tail?

We’re all experiencing the one on the right. Maybe it’s time to for something different.

The election year is the obvious choice. It will lead straight to insanity and you won’t care any more.

Eternal election year. Hmm. Hell on earth. We’ve got it right here, right now. Gee, thanks, cable news.

It is sad when I can actually remember thinking during the ’72 re-election campaign for King Richard the Nix that “Politics could NEVER be any worse then this…”

Think about Bernie………..forever.

Robber: Your money or your life!

Jack Benny: I’m thinking it over!

The Bible says that hell is eternal torment, so does it matter which door? Btw, the devil doesn’t rule hell…..he gets tossed into it, too, at the end of The Book. He’s nothing more than a fallen, rebellious angel,

There are at least 2 things to think about:

(1) What was the solution to the Monty Hall problem?

(2) If I pick my favorite, is that the one I’ll get, or will this guy think that’s the one I prefer and send me down one of the others?

I’ll take either of the first 2. #3 is already happening.

Welcome to Eternal Election NC, one of the most fought over states in the country!

Like other civilized countries, the U.S. should restrict campaigning, pundit punting, candidate op-eding, rallies and all ads/pseudo ads to a period beginning 6 months before the election.

Is Eternal Raquel Welch an option?

That’s a classic take on Hobson’s Choice. None of the options are good.

We already have continual election cycles

We must already be in hell.

We already have perpetual election season.

Election year! I like to watch ’em squabble.

yup, dat be my choice…

Six week limit on campaigns.

Well, it would be tough to have to decide between heat or cold. The third one is easy to eliminate as a choice.

The 3rd door is for all who are registered as either a Democrat or a Republican…..

no worries… hell is just as imaginary as heaven. All made up to entice and scare the gullible out of their money and their minds.

Well, that would leave me with two choices.

Anything’s better than ETERNAL 2020.

I hear Robert Frost was eaten right up by a Wiley Bear………

Wiley, you forgot the door to ‘Eternal Public Broadcasting Pledge Week’!

Sama-el is getting more liberal. He’s giving choices now.

Mmm, tough choice!

In flaming hell people are usually pictured as nude. Nude in freezing hell? Nude in election year hell—need brain bleach, NOW!

An atheist dies and goes to hell

The devil welcomes him and says:“Let me show you around a little bit.” They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. “This is your house now, here are your keys.” The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says:“No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!”

They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. “These are your cars now!” and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to thank the devil, but he only says “Everyone down here gets some cool cars! How would you drive around without having cars?”.

They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping, squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain, where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench. She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man couldn´t be any happier. The devil says “Everyone gets to have their soulmate down here, we don´t want anyone to be lonely!”

As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents. Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.

Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil “What is going on there?” The devil just shrugs and says: “Those are the christians, I don´t know why, but they prefer it that way”.

Child molesters get all three at once.

Your Money or your Life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tVzdUczMT0

Eternal Choice, Eternal Torture. It’s still Hell.

I’ll take door #2 without thinking twice about it.

Hobb’s End’s choice.

We’re already there.

He.He He.Wiley is the Devil

Eternal Trump.

Oh wait, we’re already doing that.

As if you get to choose your own eternal damnation.

I like this one… funny