Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 01, 2020

I mean, Elvis is about as coherent as the average Bird News broadcast anyway.

Aww buddy. Elvis is so panicked and out of touch. He adores that little one.

Maybe tune into the BBN (Breaking Bird News) channel.

In some ways, Elvis reminds me of Mr. Wilson in Dennis the Menace.

Get Zuckerberg on the phone, he’ll know what to do!

Of all the cats to suggest checking Bea’s Twitter feed, Elvis was NOT high on my list of guesses. Sweet to see that while he doesn’t have much use for this newfangled electronic stuff, he still pays attention.

As Georgia has shown us recently in FB: POOF!!!

Told you, Elvis has the best plan for finding her. I ❤️Elvis.

Stop faffing about! Dial up tweetspace now, or both Beatrix and Trevor will be doomed.

Ahm… Goldie is allowed outside. Why doesn’t she just follow the sound/voice and find out what is the distress!?!?!?!?!?

He’s just an old fashioned Cat in a new fangled world. Don’t tell him how to twit… I mean tweet.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Beatrixia: Elvis-Anum, I’m going to take some papyri archives to the Great Pyramid for storage.

Elvis-Anum: OK. Don’t forget Thomios is having ham for dinner tonight.

Beatrixia: Wouldn’t miss it. How does he get ham anyway.

Elvis-Anum: He doesn’t know. Just sometimes it’s there in the Royal Storeroom.

Later, at dinner

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: Looks like everyone is here except for Bea. Does anyone know where she is?

Puckmosis: She said she was going to the Great Pyramid. She should have been back hours ago.

Thomios: It’s not like her to miss ham for dinner.

Elvis-Anum: Well what are waiting for?!! We have to start a search for her right now!!!

The Queen: Now, Elvis. This is no time to panic and get all poofy.

Elvis-Anum: What do you mean? This is the perfect time!!!

Little kittens often get slaughtered by em street mutts, Elvis. They shouldn’t be wandering much outside.

Lupin toe beans!

The harder you shake it, the better it works Elvis.

Don’t worry, Sunflower Elvis will save the day!

Does Breaking Cat News have a presence on TweetSpace? How come I haven’t heard about it?

If you are planning on any sort of news being helpful, youll be disappointed. Just search for the kind of news you want to hear and go with it. Thats basically how it seems to work these days. Custom News.

Is lupin trying to say Elvis is too close to him? Or whats up

Maybe she’s gone “walkabout”, mate?

The, Twitterings, are outside the window trying to figure out how to get inside, so they can eat the seeds of that HUGE Sunflower!

OT – Google Doodle comic honors Jackie Ormes, the first Black woman cartoonist in the US, https://9to5google.com/2020/08/31/jackie-ormes-google-doodle/

BBN!

Elvis is panicking. floof mode: activate

I’m with you Elvis! I don’t know how to TweetSpace, MyBook, or InstantSpam either. I don’t know what it means, but to look cool I end my texts with a TicTacToe sign. Hashtag Find the kitten!

Twit Space

Didn’t change a word. Love this song.

Somewhere out there

Beneath the pale moonlight

Someone’s thinking of me

And loving me tonight

Somewhere out there

Someone’s saying a prayer

That we’ll find one another

In that big somewhere out there

And even though I know how very far apart we are

It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby

It helps to think we’re sleeping underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there

If love can see us through

Then we’ll be together

Somewhere out there

Out where dreams come true

(Cynthia Weil, Barry Mann & James Horner)

But don’t forget to be dignified.

OT: I was reading over on Whatever and noticed a commenter named pandorasdadca with a picture of a snake (boa?) and it reminded me of a commenter here with a snake named Pandora. Are they still around?

OT: Of dead computers & 306’s…

Sounds like everyone went for a walk. I occasionally see someone walking a dog or two with a cat trailing along behind.

I don’t think anyone has posted these yet. Georgia has posted some cute non-BCN related sketches:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEcfVcxJ0Mt/?igshid=o6yk7rfflvwo

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEfL1LCpGud/?igshid=hq7k10b6vwfz

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEiURP2JYwi/?igshid=1io6r5qt2k9dn

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEicXWoJJ1z/?igshid=vyrvkcydup87

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEkynjEprpc/?igshid=86wumy5yejsm

But but remember the voice said “Anyone out there”, not in there or out here. So has a new cat moved into the Big Pink House? or a neighbor house and is asking if there are others around??

Hi Orb: OT update of my friend in ICU:

Quick. . . someone dial into the INTERWEBS; or that World Wide Web thingy!!!

Elvis has the right idea.

Today is:

American Chess Day —American Cheese is okay, but I prefer cheddar … Oh. Ahem. Chess Day! Sorry. Chess is a strange game. Many think of it as a stylized war game, but other than teaching thinking and planning ahead, it has very little similarity to even relatively primitive warfare. It is also an international game, so perhaps the day is intended to promote American interest. When I was in college, chess was one of our primary “amusements” (honors students, geeks, nerds, brainy types). Two of my colleagues became so obsessed with it that one dropped out (joined the Army, which was what he really wanted to do, anyway), and the other managed to prolong his college education for six years, without graduate school. The addiction was much worse than toebeans.

Pink Cadillac Day —Que Elvis the Pelvis and his Earworm!

World Letter Writing Day —Does anyone actually write letters any more? I mean actual writing, on paper, papyrus, vellum, or clay tablet, with a pen, pencil, quill, brush, or stylus. Considering the level of penmanship I was seeing forty years ago, are any of them legible?

Seriously, it would be a good time to write your Congresscrittur and Senileator—assuming they can read. Perhaps you should use a crayon …

Emma M. Nutt Day —"One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy …" Emma Nutt was the first female telephone operator, and nothing like Earnestine of Lily Tomlin fame—though I would not be surprised if she thought Earnestine was funny.

Ginger Cat Appreciation Day —Inspired by Doobert, a wonderful, loving ginger cat who gave his name to an organization and software dedicated to transporting and caring for animal rescues. Here’s to you, Doobert, and all of your relatives! Doobert did do it!

I feel so sorry for Elvis!

Was there a premise from long, long ago that there was an apartment in the basement of the BPH that was empty? Could there be new tenants that have a kitten, possibly related to our little Sweetie?

Twitterings !! … Tweetspace!!

Let’s have Tweety-Bird help, and give us a Bird’s Eye View!!

And, Elvis? … ‘Dial-Up’ is long gone!! :)

I get why Elvis is so upset. But is he angry? Or is that a proper response to having to put up with Twitter?

Elvis looks “worried.”

OT: Spreadsheets.

Elbiff……. you made me snortle. It was wonderful.

haha lol elvis poof

keep looking Breaking Cat News!

Missed it by that much, Elvis!

Poor Elvis! Technology is hard…

HI