Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 17, 2021

Laughing my a#$& off! The kittens are all dead ringers for Bandit!

Gee, they all look exactly like you! So sad! I wonder who the HANDSOME DEVIL could be?

Thankfully, I am engaged in watching the riveting chess match over here in the Grumbling Room. Robin appears to be losing, but I think it’s a ploy. I’m sure he’ll he has a clever and devastating move planned.

Telekinetic kitten toe beans—the rarest of them all!

I’m thinking Bandit had a lost weekend in the not too distant past.

And it’s Day 2 for all the sophisiticated, cultured, people ignoring OIXL. Instead of wasting our time on that piffle, today we are going to discuss the metaphysical implications of counterfactual conditionals, with special reference to Lewis’ modal realism. (Bishop takes Queen of Clubs on double letter score.)

Uh, Bandit, do you have amnesia? Or did your Momma never tell you how kittens are made??

No one will ever know. XD We could put Goldie on the case, but she seems to have slipped down under the ironing board with the wheezing hiccups.

So all these soap operas, be it on English, Hindi, Marathi or BCN networks all have the same controversies. Seriously, how do people the people have the patience to watch them???

And it’s moments like this that I don’t complain about Our IX Lives like I do about People soaps. Georgia is clearly not taking it overly seriously, and is allowing herself to tell a story instead of dragging everything out.

…I mean REALLY Bandit?! Three adorable little mini-yous?

Our Story so far (see yesterday)

Young Dr. Young and Old Dr. Young are working with Kit, who was injured in a fight at the Prison. Unknown to the good Doctors, the injuries were caused by Squealing Sammy, who has sent his goons to the hospital to “finish the job”.

Who can save the good doctors and Kit from this?

Surely not Bandit, the kind hearted, but naïve security guard at the prison.

Perhaps with help from the Beautiful Angora who secretly loves Bandit, but does not understand why her love is not returned?

The 3 telekinetic kittens? Will they clue their father in on who he is, handsome devil that he is?

Can they use their telekinetic powers for good, and protect Kit from harm? Or are they only powerful enough at this stage to prompt Kitty Treats and Kibble over from the cupboard to their bowls?

Maybe they could distract the goons with the Kitty Treats and Kibble long enough for Young Dr. Young, and Old Dr. Young to sequester Kit and get him away from harm….Tune in Tomorrow for “Our IX Lives”…

Maybe Bandit is a beat cop? He’s not much of a detective.

It’s just hit me that the rattle was moved by one of the kittens beside their dad’s head like they want him to get a clue.

EPIC FORESHADOWING!

(Their father is clearly Puck.)

On the Meowey Povitch show on Our IX Lives: " Bandit, you ARE the Father!!!"

Re: OT: Our Sad News

Two black kittens and, looks like, one brown.

Paisley likes dark guys.

The rattle is standing on its end.

Breaking News! We are renaming Bandit, Captain Oblivious! In other news, we have passed level Cupcake on the cute meter and are now at level, KITTEN TOE BEANS AMAGEDDON! Prepare to melt with, Awwwwwwww’s!

So kittens … two boys and a girl?

Bandit: I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest. (Much Ado About Nothing)

Gee. Who oh who could the father be.

Last night’s Instagram from Georgia. https://www.instagram.com/p/CWXlEN1rv87/?utm_medium=copy_link

Aww. The boy kitten on the right is making biscuits in his sleep!

Love those onesies.

It wouldn’t be a soap opera if the characters actually talked to one another.

Besides Georgia’s artwork, any news on how Lupin is doing?

“Their father remains a mystery to all…” seriously? They’re all clones of you bandit!

Marcia Griffiths: Electric Boogie (Electric Slide)

Telekinetic!

You can’t see it (Telekinetic!)

You don’t know it’s happening (Telekinetic!)

The rattle’s shakin’ (Telekinetic!)

Seeing that rattle shaking

It’s a floating in the air

And Bandit isn’t noticing

It’s sure got the rattle!

…….

Bandit it’s true,

Your kitties are cute as can be

It’s time to groove, groove, groove,

And from reality

No need to hide!

…….

The facts can’t you see?

You and Paisley are a Mom and Dad!

And it’s time to, time to, time to

Live the best life you’ve ever had!

My, my. Look at those keys, so conveniently hanging on the wall just behind Bandit that would probably open the door to Kit’s cell.

As Don Marquis put it, “what in hell have i done to deserve all these kittens”.

Source: https://quotepark.com/quotes/1727857-don-marquis-well-boss-mehitabel-the-cat-has-reappeared-in-he/

The plot congeals.

Paisley wears a braided chain Made of finest silver from the north of Spain A locket that bears the name Of a cat that Paisley loved He came on a summer’s day Bringing gifts from far away But he made it clear he couldn’t stay No condo was his home The tomcat said, “Paisley, you’re a fine queen What a good wife you would be But my life, my love and my lady is to be free”

Wait, wait, wait. I think we’re all missing the headline here. Paisley can drive? Paisley, who zones out and talks about THE LIGHTNING? That Paisley? And she’s being encouraged to drive? Maybe we should send Bandit and his motorcycle as escort to wherever they’re going next (and, totally by coincidence, leave the jail cell and those floating keys unguarded)…

They’re quite the pawful! At least they’re not an awful pawful. Also, those kittens with an unknown father look a lot like Bandit.

I wonder if the telekinetic kittens will ‘float’ the keys on over to Kit?

OT: R update

This made me think of Laugh-In’s Frank & Fanny Farkle, their umpteen red-headed children, and their red-headed neighbor, Ferd.

Am I the only person who thinks that it’s BANDIT who is (unknowingly) telekinetically shaking the rattle? Look at his face. It would explain where the kittens got their ability.

Hey guys, I never post comments with personal stuff (I’m more puns and squealing) but my sweet senior kitty, Panda, broke a fang last night and she’s quite unhappy. The vet can’t extract it until Friday so in the meantime, we’re just pampering the bejeezus out of her. Please send warm thoughts and tummy rubs her way.

I’m even more worried about the telekinetic kittens. They may actually achieve world domination.

(Directed to the fictional telenova, not to Georgia.) Oh, c’mon. They look just like you!

OT:

Why are the Telekinetic Kittens in Jail?

OT:

I’ll be there—so many treasures!

The kittens are so cute!

Oh my freaking Cat, it took me however many read throughs, and to come back here again today to see some comments, reading some others in the process, to catch the keys are floating in the air next to him, the lock in the door is right there behind him, and the rattle is shaking right by his ear, in what I can only infer is a double intended, “wake up!” I am not well versed in soap opera-ese, so thank you all for guiding me through… Georgia style easter egg-plot helps at their best!

we have been there bandit (well not me but still you’ll find some one else)

Sis: Dude, they look exactly like you Bandit! LOL