Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 21, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    4 years after an Aussie businessman told millennials to give up their artisanal toast so they could afford to buy homes

    https://www.businessinsider.com/artisanal-toast-san-francisco-craze-2017-6?amp

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    No. That’s foutu.

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    I think it means that they pumped it out of a well.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    What kind of bread, Goat? Multi-grain?

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 3 years ago

    Each side is certain that the other consists of lunatics. They’re both right and everything has gone all wrong…

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    always easy to wonder about others without confronting yourself!

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    We lived quite frugally for most of my life. As a result, now that it hurts to move and I’m unhappy sleeping otherwise than in my own bed, we have enough $$ to splurge… a little. Occasionally.

    I’m not convinced that we did it wrong, either: It was challenge to find things that were fun/useful AND worth their cost. And a big win at that game was just as much fun (at least) as winning at a more expensive game.

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    BasilBruce  almost 3 years ago

    P. T. Barnum was right—there really is a sucker born every minute.

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    fredd13  almost 3 years ago

    Paraphrasing my patissiere daughter-in-law, it’s English for “We made a bit of a mess of it but we’re going to sell it anyway…”.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 3 years ago

    And it looks like he burnt it too.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    It’s like they’re talking right past each other.

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    B UTTONS  almost 3 years ago

    Bought at a “Going Out Of Business” sale for a San Francisco bakery.

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    tudza Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Occasionally it can mean “way better than the crap you eat, Pig”

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    I use the price of sunglasses to judge the lunacy of today.

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    AndreasMartin  almost 3 years ago

    It means ‘probably not slave-work’.

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    iggyman  almost 3 years ago

    What is Artisanal toast? For that price must be baked with enRICHed flour!

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    cdward  almost 3 years ago

    I wonder how much Rat wastes on his beer. He certainly does drink a lot of it. Frankly, if someone wanted to waste some of their own money on toast, what business is that of mine? I heard about a rich guy who wasted money on a gold toilet.

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    nosirrom  almost 3 years ago

    This also explains Starbucks.

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    Cary Rodda Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Because if you add the word “artisanal” you automatically triple the price.

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    einarbt  almost 3 years ago

    Interesting how the word artisanal breaks up into three smaller words. Just an observation, I don’t think that of art at all and after all I am enjoying art reading this comic.

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    Kayak_Brian  almost 3 years ago

    Society: Be yourself.Society: NOT LIKE THAT!!

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    woolfighter  almost 3 years ago

    I paid 10 bucks for an italian exprsso in NY, and it was just so-so; would have loved to get an artisanal toast for 6$

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Art is anal? Art who?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Allons-y Brandon!

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    juicebruce  almost 3 years ago

    No matter what the cost it all turns to poo in the end ;-)

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    pontiac59  almost 3 years ago

    I think the last four letters are key here.

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    SusieB  almost 3 years ago

    What used to be mutts are now expensive designer dogs

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    Ellis97  almost 3 years ago

    Food prices are increasing. It’s insane.

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    kartis  almost 3 years ago

    You know that old saying about it takes two to tango?

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    Rat takes the “artis” out of artisanal!

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    mickjam  almost 3 years ago

    Chris Hedges: “Death Of The Liberal Class”. ’Nuff said.

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    colddonkey  almost 3 years ago

    Skip the first five letters of artisANAL and that is what you really have.

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    Masterskrain  almost 3 years ago

    A REAL contradiction in terms is buying a “Gourmet Meal” from Wal-Mart…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Some take advantage of raising prices. It’s a crumby move

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    Linguist  almost 3 years ago

    Who says you can’t learn anything reading GoatKomixs? I’d never heard of artisanal bread before.

    I can’t believe people would be that stupid to pay that much money for a piece of bread! Freshly baked rolls and mini-baguettes cost me 10¢-15¢ a piece at the panaria down the street.

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    Soo5002  almost 3 years ago

    LOL. And I still live in a world where I won’t pay more than a buck for a cup of coffee at the convenience mart (and I live so close to a Starbucks that I could hit it with a stone). Artisanal toast? I think not.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Artisanal” means that somebody made it.

    Everything is artisanal.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 3 years ago

    The wife and I stayed on the San Antonio Riverwalk in April of this year. (Its terribly, terribly overrated.) For breakfast, the hotel we stayed at offered two eggs on a piece of toast for $18. That was their cheapest breakfast offering yet it was a 20 minute wait for a table. “A fool and his money…”

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    arrseetee  almost 3 years ago

    Starbucks sell artisanal coffee. How else can they account for a $5 cup that cost them about 15cents.

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    diverleo  almost 3 years ago

    Love it

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    kaffekup   almost 3 years ago

    Maybe it is a work of art. After all, he’s not eating it, he’s letting it get cold while he reads the paper.

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    Lola85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Don’t forget the current buzzword, “curated.” All of a sudden, everything is curated for me. I guess I’m supposed to feel special because of that, but I don’t.

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    rshive  almost 3 years ago

    The menu was in French. Counts for something.

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    Bruce1253  almost 3 years ago

    Texans invited Californians to move to Texas and to bring their money. A bunch did, now Texans are finding their Lone Star Beer has been replaced by Chardonnay, their Cowboy Boots replaced by Birkenstock’s, their Biscuits & Gravy replaced by Avocado Toast, and they got Elon Musk (boy we suckered them on that one).

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    Goat from PBS  almost 3 years ago

    $6 for a slice of cooked bread? What is going on in the world?

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    Bookworm  almost 3 years ago

    Alfred E. Newman once remarked that the only reason every American family does not own an elephant is because one has never been offered for a dollar down and a dollar a month (MAD magazine, c. 1960).

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    rickseg  almost 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the old Bob and Ray “House of Toast” routine.

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    Algolei I  almost 3 years ago

    Hmm, let’s see. If I eat $8 worth of artisinal toast every day for 100 years, that would come to…$292,200.00!

    Nope, still not enough to buy a house. May as well eat the toast and live in a cardboard box. :(

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    timbob2313 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    pig is correct, its a total ripoff

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    mpolo11 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Support the artisans!

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    flying spaghetti monster  almost 3 years ago

    if people want to be sheep that’s free will. If a company can convince you that a piece of bread is worth $10 dollars that’s free enterprise.

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    christelisbetty  almost 3 years ago

    It’s the eatable version of the Emperor’s New Clothes.

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    Ninette  almost 3 years ago

    Food perversion is rampant.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Don’t give anyone ideas – especially the governor or the broke state of Illinois. They’ll enact “artesian toast tax!”

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    Scott S  almost 3 years ago
    Gullible is “Crédule.” And “Le vol” is theft.
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    jbruins84341  almost 3 years ago

    My favorite line is, “If you are still paying $3 for a bottle of Smart water, it’s not working, is it?”

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    whelan_jj  almost 3 years ago

    Thank you, pig! I always wondered what the word meant.

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    Buoy  almost 3 years ago

    Only HALF!? I don’t understand 90% of this country. Yer all looney to me.

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    God particle  almost 3 years ago

    You better make sure you spell that right or the ATF will be kicking your door down. They may think you were saying Arsenal.

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    unfair.de  almost 3 years ago

    Pig’s right – and a rip-off in french does sound a bit like artisanal: “arnaque”.

    But for a rip-off with posh language like artis*anal* Germans use “Ver*arsch*ung” – and Arsch is vulgar for anal.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 3 years ago

    Rat does show some common sense and wisdom. Occasionally.

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    dimndno  almost 3 years ago

    Is the tale true that the idea for Perrier Water came from a French business meeting where someone rhetorically asked “How dumb do you think Americans are?”

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    Pig’s rim-shot may not be technically correct, but he is On Message!

    No one needs a six-buck slice of toast!

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    DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    OOH! Yes! ZING! Score one for rat!

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    And then there’s half of the country that does a lot worse than overpaying for toast. I stand with the artisanal people.

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    rossevrymn  almost 3 years ago

    Generation-on-generation crime, the actions of the lazy……………………………..right-wing populists?:

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