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Puckmosis: We’re all from Egypt, from the court of Queen Catshepsut the Golden. I’m the Vizier, Puckmosis, my assistant Beatrixia, Royal Jester Lupinium, Royal Procurers Ta-Natash and Violet-Ifa, and artists Iron Glove and Adobe Style from Afar. So how did you come to own this pyramid.
Floofnet: You’ve probably heard that back in the day, King Katfre, son of Catfu, was trying to decide if he wanted to love or list the Great Pyramid his father built. David Visiting showed him this lovely pyramid, but ultimately the King decided to love the Great Pyramid after Hilary from Afar renovated it.
Bea: Were you in on the proceedings?
Floofnet: Yes. I wanted to retire as the Royal Chef and start my own culinary school. So I bought this Pyramid with my retirement savings.
Lupinium: What do you call it?
Floofnet: I call it the Ceiling Can be a Floor School of Culinary Arts.
Lupinium: I like it. Wonder if I can use that in my routine.
Puckmosis: Is it a challenge finding food?
Floofnet: Not really. Somehow we always seem to have what we need.
I just re-read everything from yesterday. Thanks to everyone for the walk down memory lane regarding Five and Dimes, record stores, and soda fountains.
Yes, these cats have had some very bad experiences with cacti. Just tell it it is brave and you will be best friends. Although Burt would make more sense as the station researcher, I’m sure Goldie is the one acting calmly and making sense of another sudden plant in the living room.
Nibling got their cat a scratching post. Cat hated it, I brought it home with me. Fargo loves it, and scratches it 3 times a day, every day, along with the other cat furniture scratchers. Only cat I have who is allowed near it. Fargo does not share well with others. Except the single brain cell he shares with the Nibling’s cat.
McColl34 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Yes, indeedy! Elvis has learned a lesson!
(See? It does happen occasionally!)
Aspen_Bell almost 3 years ago
Toebeans Fanservice!
sugordon almost 3 years ago
OMC. my girls have a cactus scratching post too.
dmah Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh, come one, Elvis … I bet this particular cactus doesn’t smell like pain, so you don’t need to fear it …
Bill Thompson almost 3 years ago
Something a cat won’t scratch? Maggie is speechless!
Le'letha Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Another Plant of Many Teeth! I love it! Someone get Sophie on the line for a consult.
Jungle Empress almost 3 years ago
Cacti are not to be trusted! EVER.
Robin Harwood almost 3 years ago
Touching that catus is instant doom.
Robin Harwood almost 3 years ago
Whose paw is passing the note? Goldie or Burt?
WelshRat Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Has Goldie investigated it?
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Don’t trust a cactus. Ever.
ikini Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I am loving Elvis’s dismissive little wave.
ikini Premium Member almost 3 years ago
OT:
Ricky Bennett almost 3 years ago
I think he got the point…
Gent almost 3 years ago
Everything (and everyone) in the world is a cat scratching post except for them so called cat scratching posts.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Look at that smile! Surely this cactus can be lightly pawed (for testing purposes, of course)
cat19632001 almost 3 years ago
C’mon Elvis. It even has a little swattable cat toy hanging off of it.
anne o almost 3 years ago
When I was a toddler I called cacti cat kisses because, well, they felt sort of like a cat tounge.
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 3 years ago
Nope Nope Nope Nope!
Sue Ellen almost 3 years ago
If you haven’t checked today, there’s a fresh Snow Sez—YAY! It’s a bit enigmatic.
https://www.gocomics.com/snow-sez/2022/05/16
Kitty Katz almost 3 years ago
Meanwhile, Back on the Nile
Puckmosis: We’re all from Egypt, from the court of Queen Catshepsut the Golden. I’m the Vizier, Puckmosis, my assistant Beatrixia, Royal Jester Lupinium, Royal Procurers Ta-Natash and Violet-Ifa, and artists Iron Glove and Adobe Style from Afar. So how did you come to own this pyramid.
Floofnet: You’ve probably heard that back in the day, King Katfre, son of Catfu, was trying to decide if he wanted to love or list the Great Pyramid his father built. David Visiting showed him this lovely pyramid, but ultimately the King decided to love the Great Pyramid after Hilary from Afar renovated it.
Bea: Were you in on the proceedings?
Floofnet: Yes. I wanted to retire as the Royal Chef and start my own culinary school. So I bought this Pyramid with my retirement savings.
Lupinium: What do you call it?
Floofnet: I call it the Ceiling Can be a Floor School of Culinary Arts.
Lupinium: I like it. Wonder if I can use that in my routine.
Puckmosis: Is it a challenge finding food?
Floofnet: Not really. Somehow we always seem to have what we need.
Violet-Ifa: (Assumes innocent expression, whistles) ♫♬…
Floofnet: So who’s the Royal Chef now?
Puckmosis: Ever hear of Thomios?
Floofnet: Yes! He’s my great nephew! And a great nephew he is!Always knew that boy would go far.
Puckmosis: Would you like to see him?
Floofnet: I think I still have a bit of energy left to travel. But wouldn’t you like to visit for a bit?
Beatrixia: Sounds great. But first I’d like to tuck into this delicious breakfast!
misty almost 3 years ago
Stuck on you
I’ve got this feeling down deep in my soul that you think I’m obtuse
Guess I’m not that way
Needles portend
And the way I feel now I guess I’d better watch my tender rear end
Guess I’m born that way
Mighty stabs, don’t play
- Lionel Richie – Stuck on You
Queen of America almost 3 years ago
I just re-read everything from yesterday. Thanks to everyone for the walk down memory lane regarding Five and Dimes, record stores, and soda fountains.
ZoMcYo almost 3 years ago
My Cat! Soooo cute. I didn’t know I needed… ahem I mean, I didn’t know my cats needed a cactus scratching post until today!
Red Bird almost 3 years ago
Elvis is feeling prickly about it.
anomalous4 almost 3 years ago
OT: Purrs, prayers, etc. needed…
davanden almost 3 years ago
Is that a tassel hanging from his word balloon?
Catmom almost 3 years ago
O.T. Plumbers
GSD Mom Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Typical cat – have something you don’t want them to touch and they can’t wait to shred it.
Got something you actually want them to go after and they won’t touch it with a 10-foot pole!
Katzen1415 almost 3 years ago
Yes, these cats have had some very bad experiences with cacti. Just tell it it is brave and you will be best friends. Although Burt would make more sense as the station researcher, I’m sure Goldie is the one acting calmly and making sense of another sudden plant in the living room.
A R V reader almost 3 years ago
Not gonna do it? We’ll see…..
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 3 years ago
But… but it’s got a deely-bopper on it! How cruel has the world become if you can’t even trust a deely-bopper?!
mr.beast almost 3 years ago
i can’t wait till tommorows comic
KK ROSE almost 3 years ago
Looks like elvis is about to swat the yellow pom piom
jadoo823 almost 3 years ago
Lol – memories of Feb 4, 2016…
daswaff almost 3 years ago
Yep, that cactus looks haunted to me. Beware of cheerful evil spirits.
SheMc almost 3 years ago
No Elvis, very smart, let someone else start the clawing!!!
rs0204 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Uh oh, the plant that bites.
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
The fuzzy tether ball makes me wonder.
knight1192a almost 3 years ago
Yeah, most cat scratchers I’ve seen shapped like a cactus have prickly twine that hurt the ungloved hand. Why do we want to hurt our cats like that?
asrialfeeple almost 3 years ago
Maybe that cactus just wants a friend.
ronaldalbertansley almost 3 years ago
House of crazy furballs !
crazeekatlady almost 3 years ago
Nibling got their cat a scratching post. Cat hated it, I brought it home with me. Fargo loves it, and scratches it 3 times a day, every day, along with the other cat furniture scratchers. Only cat I have who is allowed near it. Fargo does not share well with others. Except the single brain cell he shares with the Nibling’s cat.
Catmom almost 3 years ago
O.T. Plumber Update