Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 10, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    “…are the ones with cake.”

    Oh… I misread that for a moment.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That Senator reminds me of many Italian politicians. It is really true that they are the same at any latitude.

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    “So if you help us, you’ll become a lobbyist and get rich.”

    “Holy cow, I never thought of it that way! Of course I’ll help you!”

    Wouldn’t it be nice if it worked that way?

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    marilynnbyerly  over 2 years ago

    Throw in some pizza, and I’m all in. You can have the beer, and I’ll bring some sodas.

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    Some of the founding fathers thought political parties were a REALLY BAD idea. They got THAT right!

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    ronaldspence  over 2 years ago

    time for a top down review and revamp of our system…i value that. Mr Pastis thinks beyond parties and critiques process!

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    David_the_CAD  over 2 years ago

    As several people pointed out in a different comic a few weeks ago . . .

    Congress is the opposite of Progress.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Same old story. Gilbert and Sullivan wrote “Ruler of the Queen’s Navee” in 1878. “I always voted at my party’s call, And I never thought of thinking For myself at all.”

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    There are parties even worse than these ones, like the party that just finished up at the Death Moon.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 2 years ago

    What the USA needs is more than two parties! (And I don’t care if they’re “spoilers”…)

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 2 years ago

    I ran for class president…the eraser got more votes than I did.

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    momofalex7  over 2 years ago

    I’m up for a cake party.

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    TampaFanatic1  over 2 years ago

    Good one Pastis. As a Green Party member I totally understand this strip as the repubbas are in bed with the 1%ers and a majority of the democrats are like the guy in you strip except for a few progressives like Bernie, Liz Warren and AOC and the squad in the house but 10 people out of 565 who are committed to humanity and not greed, lobbyists and personal gain.

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    Zykoic  over 2 years ago

    So true it hurts.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 2 years ago

    “Poly” is Greek for “many,” and ticks are blood-sucking insects. Ergo: Politics…

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    This is the point I make to all the politicians I meet with. Party politics should be done away with. In Canada, the parties have “whips” whose job it is to make all the member toe the line and vote the party, rather than their constituents’ wishes, or even their own conscience. In the North West Territories, it is my understanding they do things different: all candidates run as independents. After the election, they meet together and decide among themselves who will be the premier.

    You may find this video exposé revealing: “Whipped- the Secret World of Party Discipline”:

    https://vimeo.com/69710023

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    I’m not sure there are many issues that 90% of us agree on. 60% at most.

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    The REAL truth, oh my! Good one Stephan!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Rat is accurate with this one

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    einarbt  over 2 years ago

    Never vote for a person that wants to be elected.

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    Masterskrain  over 2 years ago

    NAILED IT, RAT!!!

    We ALL know the major i$$ue with American Politic$ nowaday$. It’$ not about helping the voter$, but rather it’$ ALL about the Benjamin$…and covering their own A$$E$ with the Party Leader$ and their Corporate owner$.

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    mail2jbl  over 2 years ago

    Term limits for Congress!

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    I’ll never run for office. It’s a big waste of time.

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    AtariDragon  over 2 years ago

    I doubt there is any issue that 90% of the people agree on. Not even cake, which will draw the wrath of the anti-gluten and anti-carb factions, and not even beer.

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    donlackie  over 2 years ago

    That attitude stems from the arrogance that only develops when the politicians are certain that their constituents will never vote for any other party.If enough folks voted third party (any third party) then maybe the folks in the two major parties would take notice and begin to actually do something.

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    mrwiskers  over 2 years ago

    What would it look like to choose candidates after we abolish all political parties?

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    rossevrymn  over 2 years ago

    FALSE EQUIVALENCY ALERT!!!!!, the effects being paralysis among those lacking discernment skills and fortitude

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    chazkclines  over 2 years ago

    Don’t think you have to look at Italy…this attitude is much closer to home.

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    Surrender  over 2 years ago

    The 6th panel – the condescending poke in the nose and pursed lips – that is fantastic!!

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Senators spend 90% of their time raising money for their own re-election, the other 10% is kinda working on bills for the constitutions that voted them in…yeah right…

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    Smokie  over 2 years ago

    BEST COMIC OF THE DAY!!!!

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    Joe Biden in a nutshell.

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    RadioDial Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Bring on the new party spawned from the Internet! Although the forums would immediately fracture into two camps and spend all the time arguing what to name this new party.

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    joefearsnothing  over 2 years ago

    This is too accurate to be funny! :o[

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    tripwire45  over 2 years ago

    As the saying goes, both parties are just the two cheeks on the same butt.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    I’m with Goat on the cake parties. I also say try asking first what you can do for your country.

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    lorenkinzel  over 2 years ago

    I know how to simplify all of that. Vote Trump in 2024. Then you won’t have to worry about elections anymore.

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    Baucuva  over 2 years ago

    Unbelievably accurate.

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    Tetonbil  over 2 years ago

    Once again we see, humor is not pretty! Loads of truth here.

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    prrdh  over 2 years ago

    Two parties is not enough. The possibility of absolute power, which a party would acquire if it won the presidency and a veto-proof majority in Congress, corrupts just as surely as the actual possession. And it means that politics attracts people who like to push other people around, instead of people who actually want to address problems.

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    Sakura Tomoe  over 2 years ago

    Political parties, lobbyists, and PACs should all be outlawed. I’m sure they started out as good ideas, but they’re all corrupt now.

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    AlienHillbilly  over 2 years ago

    ‘Civilized’ societies still function, at the very core, like primitive tribes. We pretend otherwise.

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    Smitman56  over 2 years ago

    I’m in with Rat.

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    Squoop  over 2 years ago

    Haha well done. Although this has been a typical theme for cartoonists since the dawn of politics, today’s strip bests them all.

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    SofaKing  over 2 years ago

    Or come to Illinois and visit one of our many legal dispensaries.

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    sisterea  over 2 years ago

    How about we give early retirement to a lot of these senators whose only purpose is to obstruct everything in the name of party. We can do it, we can VOTE

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    Old27F20  over 2 years ago

    Ain’t it the honest to God truth!

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    hooglah  over 2 years ago

    Term Limits would cure that problem. Also prosecuting corrupt politicians would help. Start with the President.

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    moondog42 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The only difference between Democrats and republicans is that republicans tell you they hate you, but Democrats pretend to like you while actively working with republicans to make sure everyone knows how much you’re hated, then send you fundraising emails complaining about how much republicans hate you and you should send them money so they can “fight for you”

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    Geezer  over 2 years ago

    Rat’s drawing skills have improved.

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    EXCALABUR  over 2 years ago

    Sooo True, especially nowadays.

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    Saurischia  over 2 years ago

    It seems to me that this is something just about all Americans can agree on no matter where they fall on the political spectrum – get the money out of politics. This would be a simple thing to do, but will never happen because those in power would never allow it.

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    JediSQL Premium Member over 2 years ago

    F.A. Hayek describes how it gets this way in his 1978 “Law, Legislation and Liberty.”

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I love a good bipartisan perspective. This isn’t about one party or another; it’s about politics in general.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    And the truth does HURT, us that is……

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    With beer you get a supreme court judge.

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Yep! In a nutshell, Stephan!

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    Three things are wrong with The USA’s political parties and the elections, #1- Money #2- Money #3-Money.

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    Eric S   over 2 years ago

    This is why I look forward to the return of Jesus. The government will be on HIS shoulders, not ours, and incorruptible.

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    Lightpainter  over 2 years ago

    Rat is right about alcohol. I didn’t like scotch until the pandemic started.

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    ChrisTrey  over 2 years ago

    Once elected, or appointed, any government official should have to renounce all party affiliations, including fundraising for the party or its candidates as well as attending any party held events or anything sponsored by their former parties.

    They should also have to work the same number of hours per week as the average person in their district/state/county/city as well as get the same average benefits and pay.

    Come reelection time, they would have only 6 months to campaign, all funding would come from a common pool of money so everyone can campaign equally, and only support their party as a private citizen, including other candidates.

    Nor could they run for any office but the one they are holding – and they would still have to work the same number of hours a week at their elected position and campaign in off hours.

    Nor should any party have more than 25% of the eligible voters in a given area – making room for multiple parties or at least 4 of them.

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    ComicRelief  over 2 years ago

    I don’t believe that there exists ANY issue needing congressional action that 90% of Americans agree on.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    It’s sad whenever I concur with Rat. Politics has become so hypocritical and solely self-serving….

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    AndreasMartin  over 2 years ago

    Of course that’s not money. Just a bowl of salad. Yes, the Vegan Party is a bit strange sometimes.

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    NEWSDAY censored this one

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    Bryan Smith Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Justice Kavanaugh agrees

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    WDD  over 2 years ago

    Donald Trump ran for President on his own money, so he was not beholden to anyone. That made him beyond the control of any special interests. And what politicians cannot control, they try to destroy.

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    Da Cat Guy  about 2 years ago

    Well, what’s the point of all that power if you don’t DO anything with it?

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