Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 30, 2022

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    deadheadzan  over 2 years ago

    What great panels, one picture is wort a thousand words!

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    Colorado Expat  over 2 years ago

    I love the dust bunnies’ wings – leaves from different kinds of trees!

    (I don’t see Aspen leaves, though – it’s inescapable around here.)

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    McColl34 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “It might be useless, but I’ve always wanted to cast that spell!”

    (and maybe it’s not useless, we’ll see.)

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    Esmeralda Anistasia  over 2 years ago

    “-I ran so far a-wa-a-ay.”

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    Sue Ellen  over 2 years ago

    Dust bunnies are so much cuter than Zombunnies!

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Hide under the bed!”

    “No! That’s where they’re coming from!”

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    Le'letha Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Elvis must have rolled highest in the order. (Translation: “roll for initiative” means you’ve just gotten into a fight and need to sort out whose turn it is first, next, and last. Everyone rolls a d20, including the DM, who’s playing the enemies/monsters/opponents. Highest roller goes first, then counting down to whoever rolls lowest. 20 is high, 1 low. As with many things, getting a jump on your opponents helps!)

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    Robin Harwood  over 2 years ago

    Dust Bunny Doom!

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    Robin Harwood  over 2 years ago

    Incidentally, the costume of big floppy hat, cloak, and staff is exactly what Odin used to wear when he travelled among mortals.

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    dmah Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Our fearless band of travelers were set upon by savage Dust Bunnies, minions of the demon known as Azthma. As they struggled for breath, their Cleric brought forth his most potent weapon, the Holy Inhaler, smote the bunnies into submission, and the travelers heaved a sigh of relief …

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    Robin Harwood  over 2 years ago

    But a word of comfort for our heroes. If there are dust bunnies, there is probably no vacuum cleaner in the cavern.

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    222jo  over 2 years ago

    So much fun!

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    Olive O'Sudden  over 2 years ago

    At least the dust bunnies are all sparkly now.♥

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    DorseyBelle  over 2 years ago

    Wow this is some dream I’m having…no, wait, it’s a wild episode of BCN in which dust bunnies attack. Go back to sleep.

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    Tigrisan Premium Member over 2 years ago

    OMG! I need those dustbunnies on a t-shirt!! They’re adorable. The one with the little tail! Too cute. And Prestifluffitation! My new word for the week. That made me laugh.

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    cat19632001  over 2 years ago

    Elvis toe beans!

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    cat19632001  over 2 years ago

    Meanwhile, Lupin is still crinkle crazed …

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    Jungle Empress  over 2 years ago

    …I ran so far away!

    I love bats, but they’re the absolute worst kind of enemy in RPGs. They (and their dust bunny counterparts) only exist to annoy, LOL.

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    Kelliekatlady  over 2 years ago

    I first read that as “it’s like casting sparkles” and thought of a glitter bomb. Now I see it say sparklers. I wonder if the sizzling light will scare the dust bunnies away?

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    artchick530  over 2 years ago

    I’m surprised that Goldie is still carrying Lupin.

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    ElliottB.C.Rennie  over 2 years ago

    I cast magic missile

    It’s dark, you can’t see anything to attack.

    I Attack the darkness!

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    misty  over 2 years ago

    Very fluff-pernicious,

    Winging down the hall.

    Very fluff-pernicious,

    Who you gonna call?

    Cast a spell, well, maybe

    Or run really fast.

    Roll again for good luck,

    ’Cause bad things never last.

    When you cast spark-ly spells

    That are not worth a dang,

    Then you can suffer,

    Fluffy bunnies the whole day.

    Hey

    Very fluff-pernicious,

    Try to make a stand.

    Get rid of the menace,

    Do all that you can.

    Maybe just some Pledge,

    For protection beautiful and strong.

    You can’t conjure Tortie,

    Low is the roll.

    When you believe that vaults

    Don’t need a cleaning, man!,

    Then you suffer,

    Fluffy trouble every day.

    Yeh, yeh

    Very fluff-pernicious,

    Nothin’ more to say.

    Very fluff-pernicious,

    Dust bunnies on their way.

    Thirteen months of neglect,

    ’Cause cleaning is a drag.

    Hand your wand to sweet Puck,

    Try a Swiffer or a rag.

    When you believe that things

    Will always go as planned,

    Then you suffer,

    Consternation every day.

    Oh, no, no

    - Stevie Wonder – Superstition

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    prairiedogdance Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Popping up to squee the dust bunnies are here! They were a favorite subject in the B-BCN times (before BCN). Here is a link to the 2017 FB post after she snuck one into a strip: https://www.facebook.com/profile/100057858737451/search/?q=Dust%20bunnies

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    rs0204 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    When danger reared it’s ugly head,

    Elvis bravely turned his tail and fled.

    Yes, brave Wizard Elvis turned about

    And gallantly he chickened out.

    Swiftly taking to his feet,

    He beat a very brave retreat.

    Bravest of the brave, Elvis!

    -Humbly bowing my head to the gods of comedy – Monty Python-

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    Katzen1415  over 2 years ago

    The Flock of Seagulls song is fantastic because that’s basically what I do as a bard. Who knows, maybe dust bunnies are vulnerable to light since they are usually found in low light areas under or behind things? As VM, Violet must think of what happens if Elvis rolls low or high. This is just awesome!

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    Kitty Katz  over 2 years ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Thomios: How are the Senet rules coming along?

    Elvis-Anum: We think we have most of it down, but aren’t sure what should be the penalty for the last piece on the board.

    Lupinium: I think the winner should be allowed to take the piece and bat it all across the floor until it ends up under the furniture. Then the loser has to retrieve it and brave the dust bunnies.

    Elvis-Anum: No, the winner should have a song made in his or her honor.

    Enter Beatrixia and Tash

    Bea: How about this for a song?

    Bravely bold our winner

    Set out to play the game

    They were not afraid to lose

    As the dust bunnies did wave

    Brave, brave, brave (Senet player)

    Thomios: How about the winner gets first dibs on the scones and tea?

    Elvis: Capital idea!

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    metagalaxy1970  over 2 years ago

    Big sigh, just everything…….

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    PammWhittaker  over 2 years ago

    Georgia, we are loving this one! Reminds us both of long-ago days :) He played in a real tabletop RPG, and I did online :)

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    PammWhittaker  over 2 years ago

    Oh, we got our copy of Burt’s book yesterday :)

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    Bucinka  over 2 years ago

    Nice Flock of Seagulls reference.

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    Kitty Katz  over 2 years ago

    My D & D group stopped playing during the pandemic. We need to start again! If I were a meese I would do a monumental poof.

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    DawnMcCandless  over 2 years ago

    OT. It’s Starlord’s 1st birthday today!! He even has a visitor. My grandkitty Milo will be staying with us for a couple weeks while my daughter gets moved and settled into her new apartment. After she signed the papers they informed her she can only have the cat if a doctor signs an emotional support form. Her dr appointment is Tuesday.

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    Uninspired Artist  over 2 years ago

    What is lupin doing in the second panel?

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    Kitty Katz  over 2 years ago

    OT: Ancient Egyptian Bento Box

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 2 years ago

    I thought a flock of dust bunnies was called a dust-up.

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    Tomato Dog  over 2 years ago

    I’ve seen more likes in one day for a commenter here then a creator in over 5 months! Keep it fluffly, weirdos!

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    bonita.eley  over 2 years ago

    This is the best game yet – wish I could buy it!!

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    jamesakronson2  over 2 years ago

    Sparklers and Dust bunnies equals explosion. :D

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    Tomato Dog  over 2 years ago

    This is highly inaccurate. How many cats would go through hours of setting up before actually playing?

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    daleandkristen  over 2 years ago

    Those kitties and mice are really into this cosplay. (Under the influence too?)

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    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    There’s only one thing that works and its name begins with V.

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    mepowell  over 2 years ago

    OT: Georgia posted this yesterday with a picture of Elvis looking at her adoringly: “We just returned from a trip home to RI, the first since 2019! Look at Elvis looking at me, I love this sweet guy so much. I feel so lucky to have the love of this beautiful grumpy bitey beast. Yesterday I pretty much just rested from traveling and soaked in cuddles from the cats. Many thanks to our dear friend who watched over Elvis, Puck, Goldie, Iggy, Ora Zella, our rats Jake and Olly, and our goldfish Hiro, Pearl, and Solid. They often prefer privacy, so I’m keep them anonymous, but thank them in gratitude!”

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    scaeva Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Elvis did the right thing. Dust bunnies are highly susceptible to static and sparks. As jameskronson2 said, could be explosions, or could make them all clump together, push them away, or make them fall to the floor.

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    Can we just flock him?

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Prestifluffitation? It’s FUWA FUWA (Fluffy) Time!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LVcSVJKuUw

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    Taracinablue  over 2 years ago

    It’s a little hard to tell what’s happening, but the dust bunnies sure are cute =)

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    Aslan Balaur  over 2 years ago

    I’d think against dustbunnies that Prestifluffitation would be particularly effective!

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    I see they are bringing Lupin after all. The mouse appears to be singing him an “Iranian” song. :)

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    DraconicFury  4 months ago

    They talking about Prestidigitation?

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    birbfan226  16 days ago

    - gasp – The most powerful spell ever!!!

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