Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 09, 2022

Foot in mouth disease

Reminds me of the time B.J. returned a shirt to Hawkeye that he got for him because one of the sleeves was longer than the other.

better keep it nonetheless, Luann

There is no such thing as “Too tacky for a resale shop.”

Love the burn to Bernice who once thought that was a cool T

And, Luann — “Have a frigging NICE DAY!”

Give it to Shannon, she probably loves unicorns

Clean the house in it. Oh right, Luann doesn’t clean the house.

Corn horn unicorn, Cute!

Pretty sure they’re marketing that one… Free plug

I would’ve thought Bernice had better taste than that.

Well now you can take the dumb thing back

Donate them to St. Vinnie’s or the equivalent. If you’re crafty, make quilts out of them.

I don’t know.. I think the one she’s wearing is pretty tacky. What’s wrong with being polite?

She should give them all to a thrift store. For lots of people, having a clean shirt is better than having no shirt at all.

24 hours to go til Cop Ox!! lol

Luann….. Bernice hates you.

Burn didn’t like the shirt so she gave it to Luann. Way to peeve her off Luann. Maybe Burn can muse Nil in it. Liked todays story. A day with Burn peeved is a good one.

A big boo-boo for Luann to forget where she got the shirt. And Hey – Luann is maybe 20. At that age, who would go on about how worthless something is and then offer it as a gift? But maybe it’s OK to say, “I’m gonna throw this out unless you want it.”

Pretty sure if you donate it to Goodwill or whomever they don’t care what it looks like.

I had a very wealthy friend in college who became an ex-friend when I started dating a guy she had fancied without mentioning it to anyone. But she didn’t tell me she was no longer my friend, she just started giving me pointedly ugly and tacky gifts at holidays. They were expensive gifts so it didn’t occur to me they were deliberate insults, I just thought she had bad taste. Finally a mutual friend told me the truth.

Oops!!!

I am thinking it is possible that Bernie got the shirt as a gift, then re – gifted it to Luann.

Give it to Marigold, of the strip “Phoebe and Her Unicorn”.

The others can be used to line Puddles’ bedding.

Perhaps some subtle innuendos about Lu and Bern’s friendship? Hideous, tacky, worthless, zero, dumb.

Bernice gave that tacky shirt to Luann? No wonder she wants to get rid of it.

Husker Unicorn?

Bernice the narcissist know-it-all gets a small amount of reality, of not even knowing what her friend likes, in her face for once. Now of course Luann will have to back out and apologize and find ways to help Bernice back to her control freak comfort zone.

Oops! Don’t ya hate when that happens?

The perfect re-gift

Latin, cornu=horn. Here Bernice was making a clever Latin pun, and Luann didn’t get it.

“Fun Fact.”

Greg was selling those Uni-Corn shirts for a friend a few years on his (?) website.

Way to insult the buyers, Greg! ;-)

[DUCKS]

Yes, good will. There are people who actually need a shirt, ANY shirt.

But why wouldn’t it be good for a rag?

And she doesn’t like the unicorn, but a T-shirt that has a hackneyed snark that you’ve heard a hundred times it fine?

Looks like the prize at a corn-holing competition. Very misleading name that game has.

Hey, Luann. Have a nice day.

Oooops!

Upcycle to a T-shirt quilt. They’re fun.

Even Bernice isn’t foolish enough to wear that shirt. Nancy can use it for cleaning rags.

I see a lot of unicorn fairy princesses. There is a market.

Why is Bernice giving such an utterly cheese-laden gift NOT a surprise??

Meanwhile Tiffany is bleeding out as she fell down marble stairs.

The return of the Cornicorn…https://www.pinterest.com/pin/the-cornicorn—814166438860358185/

I’d buy that for a dollar!

So what- was there a Corn Horn Festival that I missed? LOL! That shirt is solid proof of Bernice’s hate and loathing of Luann. There isn’t a person on the planet who would say that shirt is an appropriate gift for a best friend.

I think it is adorable! A blue Uni-corn.

Ahhh. The return of the uni-corn shirt. You guys remember this shirt? I seem to recall that it had significance a few years back. Some special design Greg and Karen came up with? Can’t remember the details of it.

Wash windows with it. T-shirts and dilute vinegar. Works like a charm.

Bernice is sure she has a good taste with tees … I actually like the uniCorn t-shirt, as I like the “Do not tell me to have a nice day” one. I think Luann can wear anything and she would look good with everything. Maybe Bernice thinks the same.

Is this some kind of a joke? LuAnn never cleans out her closet or room.

A uni-corn image? A waste of a good t-shirt.

If it’s still in good shape, someone would buy it on Ebay.

HAHAHA! Take that, Bernice!

Sounds like my brother. God rest his soul.

Luann needs to hear about t-shirt quilts. Get your old r-shirts made into a nice quilt!

Very funny, I love it.

Things are really about to accumulate!

Luann clearly has never had to paint a room or work on a car.

Who did’nt see that coming.

Oops

Oops

Sometimes I wonder why/how they are friends since their interactions are usually like this. When was the last time they did something really fun together?

Good shooting Luann right between your eyes.

Chalk up another two negative characteristics of Bermeanster: worst taste in clothing and gifting!

And today’s most awkward moment . . .

Her statements remind me of this statement.

This stuff tastes terrible! Here try it.

Even if it wasn’t for the fact that Bernice gave it to her, who tells someone that something is terrible and then suggests that they might want it?

Any clothing that is not filthy or tattered is fine for a thrift store.

Oops.

Monday: Ambulances and paramedics?

Okay. Luann, do not have a nice day!

Bernie? Bust her one. How ’foot in mouth" can the dumb blonde be?

She should donate it. It’s like new, and she has probably had it for over 10 years. I suspect Bernice gave it to her when they were much younger. One less item to leave on the floor.

Nothing is too tacky for the thrift store. Unless it is trash, donate it!

Ouch. and … it’s a uniCORN, right?

Regifting Christmas presents two months early,and just as embarrassing

I don’t think there’s any such thing as “too tacky for the thrift store”

This one was at “Bossy Lady” when Luann, Joey and Shannon went to buy a pressent for Joey’s niece.