Would someone stuff a sock (or a foot) in that woman’s mouth, the insult to Southern Culture. Greg has her talking like a magpie. Almost like he trying to turn her into a main character instead of the pimple on the rump of humanity, which is what she is.
This was probably done as ‘comic relief’, to break the ‘tension’ we feel over finding out what might have broken the window (and whether someone might still be lurking nearby). But it really just makes everyone look silly…
I don’t think a rock or something banging against the glass would cut the metal bar of the window in half and bend it. If was definitely a thief with a tool. I hope Tiffany’s mystery group will find what’s missing or some clue about who the intruder was. For now, the big suspects are still Ann Eiffel or Tiffany’s mysterious/never seen mother, or even someone who works for them.
If that window’s been broken for a month, I would not put my hand under a cabinet without checking first to make sure there were no animals under there.
Probably the Blue Bird of Happiness committed suicide and crashed into the window, broke it and fell to the ground. Wherein, the neighborhood feral cat had it for lunch.
If someone entered intentionally they would have to put ladder against the building. They should go out and check the ground (grass, bushes) under the window for evidence.
Ohmysweetlord, it’s a holiday miracle - Stef isn’t making my buttocks clench in rage! Maybe it’s temporary, but I do prefer her as simply ditsy as opposed to be-atchy.
I’m still think it may have been a baseball or soft ball, and it was possibly that item that Tiff tripped or stepped on causing her header down the stairs.
Oh, good show, investigating the scene of the crime.
(a) The police haven’t investigated already?
(b) Tiff left a broken window unrepaired for weeks while hanging out with Les and Gunther?? (Oh, well, it’s SoCal—the weather is always perfect there.)
Boy this is the most anticipatory Luannverse hump day (Wednesday) I’ve seen in a long time. Can’t guess so whether one likes this copout or not I’m sure hilarity will ensue.
These past 2 days show Steffie as engaged and interested in solving this mystery which is different from the self centered Steffie who isn’t accountable for her own actions that we’ve seen up until now.
Keep looking! I’ll bet it was someone wanting to get her attention by making something tap on the window, and then panicked and ran off when he threw too hard.
Since several folks are getting literal… the bars would not bent ion that shape if it were merely a projectile passing through them. They would be pointed back into the hallway. The energy required to form that shape would have broken adjacent windows and don additional damage. So there! 8^ )
AnyFace over 1 year ago
Rare “Five Panel Day” today. ✨
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
still no leads
Tyge Premium Member over 1 year ago
And it was her favorite shade! So far the sleuths are batting zero.
Ahuehuete over 1 year ago
Now they’re playing Clue: The Manse Edition
lvlax over 1 year ago
Is Anne Eiffel waiting inside that cabinet?? lol
If it was a ball, it could have rolled anywhere.. even down stairs. I hope we find out what it was this week, and they don’t drag it out.
capricorn9th over 1 year ago
Well, that certainly wouldn’t break the window. Girls, look for a golf ball. It is the likeliest culprit.
Tyge Premium Member over 1 year ago
It was a Canadian Goose and it’s on the loose. An errant FIFA goal attempt (really errant!).And there’s always TARA… Tara… tara…
Long shot! Piro has decided to look her up.
Brdshtt Premium Member over 1 year ago
Now, open up the lipstick. There is a note inside that will lead you to the hidden treasure.
beb01 over 1 year ago
Would someone stuff a sock (or a foot) in that woman’s mouth, the insult to Southern Culture. Greg has her talking like a magpie. Almost like he trying to turn her into a main character instead of the pimple on the rump of humanity, which is what she is.
Argythree over 1 year ago
This was probably done as ‘comic relief’, to break the ‘tension’ we feel over finding out what might have broken the window (and whether someone might still be lurking nearby). But it really just makes everyone look silly…
Brdshtt Premium Member over 1 year ago
It will be solved on Saturday. We will find out that King Kong reached in and pulled out Fay Wray.
4everbound2 over 1 year ago
The soft aluminum window bars would never bend inward like that from a rock or baseball. A basketball, maybe? Or a person…
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
Lipstick????
Rhetorical_Question over 1 year ago
Tiffany’s mother?
Rhetorical_Question over 1 year ago
Stefani Bird, Detective solves the mystery?
Rhetorical_Question over 1 year ago
Lipstick Microphone?
Rhetorical_Question over 1 year ago
Someone who throws an object like a football to reach the 2nd floor?
pontiac59 over 1 year ago
Great, the Luanniverse does Scooby Doo. Which one is the dog?
kenhense over 1 year ago
The broken window arc has been interesting. If we want to make it realistic – we would never find out who did it or why.
Sue Ellen over 1 year ago
There must be a cleaning staff. When I pull something out from under a piece of furniture too big to move, it’s usually covered in dust bunnies.
JonGoss over 1 year ago
The bendy parts of the frame are really weird, imo. No one crawled through that.
eced52 over 1 year ago
Maybe someone built a catapult and heaved a huge snowball through the window and it has since melted?
cubswin2016 over 1 year ago
Nancy Drew will not be asking them for help soon.
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
I can only think of a large bird. I wouldn’t think it would survive though.
Bernedoodle over 1 year ago
Drip, drip, drip!
Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I don’t think a rock or something banging against the glass would cut the metal bar of the window in half and bend it. If was definitely a thief with a tool. I hope Tiffany’s mystery group will find what’s missing or some clue about who the intruder was. For now, the big suspects are still Ann Eiffel or Tiffany’s mysterious/never seen mother, or even someone who works for them.
OneTime59 over 1 year ago
Must have fallen out of Tiff’s pocket on her way down the stairway.
sueb1863 over 1 year ago
If that window’s been broken for a month, I would not put my hand under a cabinet without checking first to make sure there were no animals under there.
Ichabod Ferguson over 1 year ago
Maybe Tiff can get Jarvis from Monty to clean the place up.
GOGOPOWERANGERS over 1 year ago
Should just rename this stip to tiffany and co because they stop even giving luann anything
jrankin1959 over 1 year ago
Leave it to Stef to spot that…
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Considering the season, maybe an icicle.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 1 year ago
wouldn’t the police have looked for all this?
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
How is this helping them find out who broke in?
Gus over 1 year ago
This is lame, didn’t the police already check the place out?
Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago
As somebody else pointed out, the window bar is broken. Not a rock.
Gus over 1 year ago
Where is her father? Why didn’t he come home whenever this so called ‘break-in’ occurred ?
ctolson over 1 year ago
Probably the Blue Bird of Happiness committed suicide and crashed into the window, broke it and fell to the ground. Wherein, the neighborhood feral cat had it for lunch.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
A projectile made of ice
drewpamon over 1 year ago
I often confuse lipstick for rocks.
artheaded1 over 1 year ago
Somebody call the professionals in to solve this case! Where’s Shaggy and Scooby?
DM2860 over 1 year ago
The window pane certainly does not look big enough for an adult to get through, especially on the second floor.
Barnabus Blackoak over 1 year ago
Isn’t this the second floor? Who would choose a second floor window to enter by?
NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ho Hum! This has become tedious…again!
comic reader 22 over 1 year ago
Well I’m glad they solved the really important mystery.
BuckarooDave over 1 year ago
someone resents rich people and went around the community shooting out windows with an air-cannon. :-/
darcyandsimon over 1 year ago
Looks to me like the lipstick may have done it. Not sure why Tiff threw it so hard, but…
rickmac1937 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Getting boring,where’s Knute
Mordock999 Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Because lipstick under your cabinet, told a tale on YOU! Yeah!)” – Connie Francis
Now open that cabinet and let’s SEE what’s in there.
Not that it has anything to do with what broke that window.
Just being nosy. ;-)
RSH over 1 year ago
If someone entered intentionally they would have to put ladder against the building. They should go out and check the ground (grass, bushes) under the window for evidence.
blitheone over 1 year ago
Ohmysweetlord, it’s a holiday miracle - Stef isn’t making my buttocks clench in rage! Maybe it’s temporary, but I do prefer her as simply ditsy as opposed to be-atchy.
tcayer over 1 year ago
If it was a bird, it may have recovered and flown out.
D.E.N. over 1 year ago
I’m still think it may have been a baseball or soft ball, and it was possibly that item that Tiff tripped or stepped on causing her header down the stairs.
BJShipley1 over 1 year ago
This storyarc has certainly proved one thing: Moony Uni will accept anyone.
Cincoflex over 1 year ago
Whatever it was broke a metal bar, so it had to be substantial.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 1 year ago
Good as a bloodhound for finding cosmetics items.
WHATAGURL!!
donwestonmysteries over 1 year ago
Look for a dead crow below.
Brdshtt Premium Member over 1 year ago
Perhaps TJ could come over, break down some walls and saw out the floors to help them find the perp.
Guy Steele Premium Member over 1 year ago
Oh, good show, investigating the scene of the crime.
(a) The police haven’t investigated already?
(b) Tiff left a broken window unrepaired for weeks while hanging out with Les and Gunther?? (Oh, well, it’s SoCal—the weather is always perfect there.)
waerdawg over 1 year ago
the lack of suspense in this arc has me underwhelmed……
The Quiet One over 1 year ago
It’s I think we can all agree the lipstick didn’t do it.
liberalnlovinit over 1 year ago
Really, really hard packed snowball? Chunk of ice?
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
TOMORROW—Steff sticks her hand under the armoire and is bitten by a chinchilla
eb110americana over 1 year ago
Probably a fruitcake. Marked, “Return to Sender.”
R0GUE over 1 year ago
The Scooby Doo gang they ain’t…
luann1212 over 1 year ago
Boy this is the most anticipatory Luannverse hump day (Wednesday) I’ve seen in a long time. Can’t guess so whether one likes this copout or not I’m sure hilarity will ensue.
AndrewSihler over 1 year ago
Ooooh! That’s so suggestive . . . or, wait. Sorry. Sometimes a lipstick is just a lipstick.
RSH over 1 year ago
These past 2 days show Steffie as engaged and interested in solving this mystery which is different from the self centered Steffie who isn’t accountable for her own actions that we’ve seen up until now.
Joe1962 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Were Columbo when you need a good sleuth need one.
beb01 over 1 year ago
Greg is trying to retcon Stef as something other than the witch he originally created
tutibug5 over 1 year ago
Today I went out and bought 2 tubes of lipstick…in fear that I might lose one just like Tiffany. Now I can relax!
Asharah over 1 year ago
Dialogue for tomorrow :
Stef: I didn’t know you lost a lipstick.
Tiffany: Well I didn’t accuse everyone of stealing it.
TheLastLawman over 1 year ago
Perhaps there is a secret squatter there…Ann Eiffel perhaps?
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Keep looking! I’ll bet it was someone wanting to get her attention by making something tap on the window, and then panicked and ran off when he threw too hard.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
Methinks the mysterious window-break is not yet explained.
But it is nice that the lost lipstick has been found….
Tyge Premium Member over 1 year ago
Since several folks are getting literal… the bars would not bent ion that shape if it were merely a projectile passing through them. They would be pointed back into the hallway. The energy required to form that shape would have broken adjacent windows and don additional damage. So there! 8^ )
Lescoe Brandon over 1 year ago
Vapid
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
I know one thing Tiffany and stef think they’re hot stuff and ox you’re a fool if you ever do anything for Tiffany again!!!!
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 1 year ago
Charlie’s Angels they Ain’t!