Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 01, 2023

Oh, no, Pucky. You do not want to be in the middle of whatever this is. Save yourself!

Brave, Sweet Pucky! Elvis , scowling, saddled with the kids is pure gold. and I love the cute little TOE BEAN wave from Iggy!

Elvis is turning into Grandpa Mason.

amazing to think that Ora Z has been calm for several days now. you can’t keep that force of nature bottled up for too much longer!

Because you’re Dadcat, Elvis!

How much do we love Iggy waving to the camera? He’s so cute!

Careful Puck! You remember what happened last time you ended up between these two!

I slave over a hot news room all day, AND I still have to watch the kids?!

This can’t end well.

They should walk together, side by side. They need to set a good example for all the kittens, human and feline.

Everyone needs a Puck in their lives.

Oh my cat…..Iggy is photobombing the serious Elvis cel!!!!! GO Iggy!

Hope he doesn’t get hit again

Let’s not let Iggy’s cute wave distract us from Ora Z getting ready to pounce on the microphone!

Remember to flip your BCN calendars to March and Burt.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Adobe Style: Your Majesty, everything is set for the Artisans’ Competition.

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: Excellent. I understand you have all been very busy at your studio.

Adobe Style: Yes, Your Majesty. Sophititi has created a magnificent sculpture, and Arachna, Tillie, and I have entries in the textile category.

The Queen: I look forward to seeing all the creations.

Enter Puckmosis

Puckmosis: Your Majesty and Adobe Style, there has been a serious mishap with one of the textiles.

Adobe: What is it?

Puck: Arachna’s web sculpture has caught something!

Adobe: Well, that’s only to be expected. Is it one of the Xanadu bees? No problem releasing her.

Puck: No, Dobes.

Adobe: Don’t tell me it’s that pesky Jules again.

Puck: No, not Jules.

The Queen: Then who is it?

Puck: Lupinium!

Words of wisdom. :]

Elvis – the Steve Harrington of cats (IFYKYK).

A young man in our office will be a father for the first time this spring. He is excited and really looking forward to the experience. However, he has no idea how much his life will change when the little one comes along. At some point, he is going to be left with the kid, and I foresee him with the same expression Elvis has.

Puck is brave considering what’s happened in the past between them. I mean, what’s wrong with it? The two kittens look quite content to be hanging with Dad Cat. Maybe you can teach them the joys of climbing the curtains or hiding things under the fridge.

Tuesday night and the growls are low

No cat wants to be first to go

Where the hissing is music

All about nothing

In spite of what those two think

Lupin loves to be that guy

Godzilla pose and spit in your eye

Though a bit dramatic

Everything is fine

Time to give peace a chance

Put on your big cat pants

Don’t be drama felines

No retreat

In hour seventeen

Drama felines

Hear Puck’s words as he intervenes, oh yeah

Drop your stance

Cool the jive

Wasting the time of your lives

Ooh, stop that burn

End that scene

Tusslin’ drama felines

- Dancing Queen – ABBA

I love a good cat fight, the howling and yowling, the slashing of claws, the bitting, the chasing around and tumbling about on the floor. It’s really gets interesting when they start to rip each other clothes off…………………………………Oh wait, we’re talking about real cats aren’t we? Sorry I thought this was just another Jerry Springer Episode. My Bad.

Puck, I admire your desire to intervene, but you’re just going to get in trouble with them.

Twin paws of nope!!!

Careful, Elvis, or you’ll lose your mike to Ora Zella! I’m waving and smiling back at you, Iggy. Puck, please be careful, we don’t want you to get hurt!

Ooh, double paw of “nope” from Puck

“Keep cool, my babies.”

“Be cool, or I will extend my claws, and you wouldn’t like that at all given where my paws are currently positioned.”

Elvis seems to be the designated Parental Unit of the day.

In the real world, Lupin and Goldie would gang up on Puck. I hope that doesn’t happen here. Elvis would not be amused. Neither would the humans.

I can’t overstate how much I love Elvis being angry he has to watch his children. Which I suspect is less Iggy, who he seems to love and be entirely protective of.. and more Ora who won’t stop trying to grab his mike. I mean he loves her but she’s terrible and he means that.

You may want to stand clear, Puck. This could get messy.

Elvis, you have all the kids because it’s your Lucky Day!!

Why am I disappointed Puck was not dishing out Gibbs Smacks?

Blessed are the peacemakers … for they shall soon meet Cat. (the deity)

Elvis the babysitter!

Now make up and give each other a bath!

Poor Puck. He regularly gets punished for trying to do the right thing. Being sensitive and kind must be an evolutionary disadvantage.

I’ve had such a busy week. I miss having time to read BCN in the morning when I get to work (although not as much as I miss being able to stay up late enough to see BCN first be posted).

Hello folks – many newspapers are conducting comic page “surveys” right now – if you local paper is doing that, please recommend that they include BCN 7 days a week. Let’s help Georgia get into more papers! (Seattle Times readers – ask that they print BCN on Sundays too!)

Iggy breaking the fourth wall with those little squiggle lines!

Because your daddy cat. And Love the fangs. And a baby reaching for the microphone. And the paws in the faces.

Clearly, Elvis, Puck needed you to watch them so he can get down to some serious peace keeping buisness.

I just want to say, I remember that linoleum flooring……I’m OLD

Hi Iggy!