Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 17, 2023

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    willispate  over 1 year ago

    Which one of these guys am i gonna throw outta there?

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    TwilightFaze  over 1 year ago

    Let it go. Some people are just incapable of telling the truth. They want the attention. You’re doing the right thing not giving it to them. Of course, you’d be doing even a better thing by getting them institutionalized in a mental facility….

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    Botulism Bob  over 1 year ago

    Their dream job in Congress is kicking the can down the road, so they always have an issue to run on.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    The current attitude of some Con-servative politicians these days reminds me of a quote from writer O. Henry: “Whenever he saw a dollar in another man’s hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn’t take it any other way.”

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    loudmouthbass  over 1 year ago

    fify…..The current attitude of all politicians these days reminds me of the quote in the lobby of the IRS building: "Whenever we see a dollar in another man’s hands we don’t take it as a personal grudge, we just take it because the politicians made it legal to do so.”

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    braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Republicans welcomed him into Congress and are determined to keep him there.

    Given a little time, he may rise to become the understudy of Perjury Taylor Greene.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Lying Is a form of stealing.

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    cdward  over 1 year ago

    Take him for a ride in your boat. A long ride.

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    shanen0  over 1 year ago

    I know we need to get the politics out of money [sic], but I’m getting mixed feeling about the invasions of politics into the comics… Look what happened to Scott Adams.

    (Just too hard to make “madness” and “doom” seem funny… TFG was just shown ranting in a video.)

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    JosephShriver  over 1 year ago

    The right never believe that their side is wrong and the left always believe they are right

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    WDemBlk Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all & my 75th birthday.

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    bittenbyknittin  over 1 year ago

    Where’s Alice and her fist of death when you need her? Oh, yeah, right….

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    mrwiskers  over 1 year ago

    Oh Flo, hang in there. Flash in the pans seldom last long.

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    Push to talk  over 1 year ago

    The investigation continues and more accomplishments have emerged. The egoist has won the Iditarod, the Boston Marathon, Indianapolis 500, the Tour de France, has a Grand Slam title and is a Triple Crown winning jockey.

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Best not to kill the customer. At least not until after they’ve paid their bill, and a few service upcharges. Better to drive them off by staring at them the whole time. Make ’em uneasy.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A strange thing happened Tucker Carlson was doing his usual fake story about Yellen in 2007 saying there was no problem with something. He was calling her a liar. The clip had a 2017 tag on it and it was about something else!! How surprising!! He actually apologized because he was caught. LOL! How rare is that, not the fake stories but the apology.

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    Funniguy  over 1 year ago

    I read them everyday because then I smile. That’s it, that’s all. They do not influence my view of politics an iota.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You forgot pretending to be outraged by things that don’t happen. That’s work.

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago

    This isn’t that funny, becauze there are actually politicians who think that’s their job. And, worse, they keep getting elected anyway. You would need to somehow exaggerate it to make it funny.

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    c141starlifter  over 1 year ago

    As one member of Congress says to the other on Wednesday afternoon “Have a nice weekend”.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    The guy is a prep scout for Buttercup. He’s out there to stir up folks in a way that would make Buttercup look almost acceptable as a candidate and a human being. Gonna be a tough sell and a long 18 months.

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    ajr58(1)  over 1 year ago

    The diner is on a pier. You don’t have to yell at him as you wrap him in chains and push him off.

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    grocks  over 1 year ago

    Flo will have bitten her tongue in half before this customer leaves

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    SusieB  over 1 year ago

    Sometimes you CAN and should tell at the customer….Such as in this case

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    They do lots of work. Bailing out banks will become a full time job

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    L L  over 1 year ago

    Well, looking at the above comments… it sure looks like Congressman George Fabulist got this one right!! :D

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    “I don’t even have to go to committees and told them it was my idea.”

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    When you arrive at the point in time when you can can no longer distinguish between Satire(like the Onion)and Reality(the former Republican Party) you have entered the Twilight Zone.

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    SofaKing Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Didn’t he just file for re-election?

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    teh3 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The fact is, for every useless politician trolling the liberals, there is a useless politician trolling the conservatives. Neither provides much confidence.

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    saltylife16  over 1 year ago

    Keeping the cell phone line clear waiting on that insider trading call is hard work. This guy is just too modest.

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    anomaly  over 1 year ago

    It would be more challenging if you used actual facts.

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    Roscoe  over 1 year ago

    I bet he tries to pay with a bad check

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Stats show that the actual work done by members of Congress, based on hours per day spent on their careers, is about 60-70% dialing for dollars. Thanks a heap, Citizens United!

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    thedogesl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Flo could just dump a pot of coffee on his head. That wouldn’t require any yetlling.

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    Buspopcod  over 1 year ago

    In the last panel, Flo seems to be channeling her inner Shatner.

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    viniragu  over 1 year ago

    Liberal: a Conservative that’s been arrestedConservative: a Liberal that’s been mugged

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    How absolutely?ucking true…

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    cfkelley  over 1 year ago

    Libs are easily trolled. I like the sights and sounds of their pointy little heads exploding whenever they see/hear something that upsets them.

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    787  over 1 year ago

    In general, it’s anyone who is not in lock-step with their ideals.

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    DanielClémenson Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Aaaaand doing that in the wrong part of the USA!

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    haasmeister  over 1 year ago

    I agree, even subtle digs into politics is unwelcome by some readers but I’ve seen it lean both ways. Non Sequitur was cut by a lot of papers because of a graphic that, if you squinted your eyes and tilted your head, looked like it may have included a very derogative comment about Trump.

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    Arghhgarrr Premium Member over 1 year ago

    First truthful thing he has said.

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    She’s gonna Blow any minute now.

    Or, as the Whalers used to say: “Thar she blows, and Sparm at that.”

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    harvey812abc  over 1 year ago

    First honest thing he has said!

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Used to be political humor was directed at politics and politicians in general, not an attack on one side or the other. Don’t tell me “the libs” are all a bunch of hard-working angels.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Thank you, Wiley! Thank you so much!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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