Let it go. Some people are just incapable of telling the truth. They want the attention. You’re doing the right thing not giving it to them. Of course, you’d be doing even a better thing by getting them institutionalized in a mental facility….
The current attitude of some Con-servative politicians these days reminds me of a quote from writer O. Henry: “Whenever he saw a dollar in another man’s hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn’t take it any other way.”
fify…..The current attitude of all politicians these days reminds me of the quote in the lobby of the IRS building: "Whenever we see a dollar in another man’s hands we don’t take it as a personal grudge, we just take it because the politicians made it legal to do so.”
I know we need to get the politics out of money [sic], but I’m getting mixed feeling about the invasions of politics into the comics… Look what happened to Scott Adams.
(Just too hard to make “madness” and “doom” seem funny… TFG was just shown ranting in a video.)
The investigation continues and more accomplishments have emerged. The egoist has won the Iditarod, the Boston Marathon, Indianapolis 500, the Tour de France, has a Grand Slam title and is a Triple Crown winning jockey.
Best not to kill the customer. At least not until after they’ve paid their bill, and a few service upcharges. Better to drive them off by staring at them the whole time. Make ’em uneasy.
A strange thing happened Tucker Carlson was doing his usual fake story about Yellen in 2007 saying there was no problem with something. He was calling her a liar. The clip had a 2017 tag on it and it was about something else!! How surprising!! He actually apologized because he was caught. LOL! How rare is that, not the fake stories but the apology.
This isn’t that funny, becauze there are actually politicians who think that’s their job. And, worse, they keep getting elected anyway. You would need to somehow exaggerate it to make it funny.
The guy is a prep scout for Buttercup. He’s out there to stir up folks in a way that would make Buttercup look almost acceptable as a candidate and a human being. Gonna be a tough sell and a long 18 months.
When you arrive at the point in time when you can can no longer distinguish between Satire(like the Onion)and Reality(the former Republican Party) you have entered the Twilight Zone.
The fact is, for every useless politician trolling the liberals, there is a useless politician trolling the conservatives. Neither provides much confidence.
Stats show that the actual work done by members of Congress, based on hours per day spent on their careers, is about 60-70% dialing for dollars. Thanks a heap, Citizens United!
I agree, even subtle digs into politics is unwelcome by some readers but I’ve seen it lean both ways. Non Sequitur was cut by a lot of papers because of a graphic that, if you squinted your eyes and tilted your head, looked like it may have included a very derogative comment about Trump.
Used to be political humor was directed at politics and politicians in general, not an attack on one side or the other. Don’t tell me “the libs” are all a bunch of hard-working angels.
willispate over 1 year ago
Which one of these guys am i gonna throw outta there?
TwilightFaze over 1 year ago
Let it go. Some people are just incapable of telling the truth. They want the attention. You’re doing the right thing not giving it to them. Of course, you’d be doing even a better thing by getting them institutionalized in a mental facility….
Botulism Bob over 1 year ago
Their dream job in Congress is kicking the can down the road, so they always have an issue to run on.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
The current attitude of some Con-servative politicians these days reminds me of a quote from writer O. Henry: “Whenever he saw a dollar in another man’s hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn’t take it any other way.”
loudmouthbass over 1 year ago
fify…..The current attitude of all politicians these days reminds me of the quote in the lobby of the IRS building: "Whenever we see a dollar in another man’s hands we don’t take it as a personal grudge, we just take it because the politicians made it legal to do so.”
braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago
Republicans welcomed him into Congress and are determined to keep him there.
Given a little time, he may rise to become the understudy of Perjury Taylor Greene.
lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago
Lying Is a form of stealing.
cdward over 1 year ago
Take him for a ride in your boat. A long ride.
shanen0 over 1 year ago
I know we need to get the politics out of money [sic], but I’m getting mixed feeling about the invasions of politics into the comics… Look what happened to Scott Adams.
(Just too hard to make “madness” and “doom” seem funny… TFG was just shown ranting in a video.)
JosephShriver over 1 year ago
The right never believe that their side is wrong and the left always believe they are right
WDemBlk Premium Member over 1 year ago
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all & my 75th birthday.
bittenbyknittin over 1 year ago
Where’s Alice and her fist of death when you need her? Oh, yeah, right….
mrwiskers over 1 year ago
Oh Flo, hang in there. Flash in the pans seldom last long.
Push to talk over 1 year ago
The investigation continues and more accomplishments have emerged. The egoist has won the Iditarod, the Boston Marathon, Indianapolis 500, the Tour de France, has a Grand Slam title and is a Triple Crown winning jockey.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Best not to kill the customer. At least not until after they’ve paid their bill, and a few service upcharges. Better to drive them off by staring at them the whole time. Make ’em uneasy.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
A strange thing happened Tucker Carlson was doing his usual fake story about Yellen in 2007 saying there was no problem with something. He was calling her a liar. The clip had a 2017 tag on it and it was about something else!! How surprising!! He actually apologized because he was caught. LOL! How rare is that, not the fake stories but the apology.
Funniguy over 1 year ago
I read them everyday because then I smile. That’s it, that’s all. They do not influence my view of politics an iota.
Ignatz Premium Member over 1 year ago
You forgot pretending to be outraged by things that don’t happen. That’s work.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago
This isn’t that funny, becauze there are actually politicians who think that’s their job. And, worse, they keep getting elected anyway. You would need to somehow exaggerate it to make it funny.
c141starlifter over 1 year ago
As one member of Congress says to the other on Wednesday afternoon “Have a nice weekend”.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
The guy is a prep scout for Buttercup. He’s out there to stir up folks in a way that would make Buttercup look almost acceptable as a candidate and a human being. Gonna be a tough sell and a long 18 months.
ajr58(1) over 1 year ago
The diner is on a pier. You don’t have to yell at him as you wrap him in chains and push him off.
grocks over 1 year ago
Flo will have bitten her tongue in half before this customer leaves
SusieB over 1 year ago
Sometimes you CAN and should tell at the customer….Such as in this case
mindjob over 1 year ago
They do lots of work. Bailing out banks will become a full time job
L L over 1 year ago
Well, looking at the above comments… it sure looks like Congressman George Fabulist got this one right!! :D
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
“I don’t even have to go to committees and told them it was my idea.”
timbob2313 Premium Member over 1 year ago
When you arrive at the point in time when you can can no longer distinguish between Satire(like the Onion)and Reality(the former Republican Party) you have entered the Twilight Zone.
SofaKing Premium Member over 1 year ago
Didn’t he just file for re-election?
teh3 Premium Member over 1 year ago
The fact is, for every useless politician trolling the liberals, there is a useless politician trolling the conservatives. Neither provides much confidence.
saltylife16 over 1 year ago
Keeping the cell phone line clear waiting on that insider trading call is hard work. This guy is just too modest.
anomaly over 1 year ago
It would be more challenging if you used actual facts.
Roscoe over 1 year ago
I bet he tries to pay with a bad check
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
Stats show that the actual work done by members of Congress, based on hours per day spent on their careers, is about 60-70% dialing for dollars. Thanks a heap, Citizens United!
thedogesl Premium Member over 1 year ago
Flo could just dump a pot of coffee on his head. That wouldn’t require any yetlling.
Buspopcod over 1 year ago
In the last panel, Flo seems to be channeling her inner Shatner.
viniragu over 1 year ago
Liberal: a Conservative that’s been arrestedConservative: a Liberal that’s been mugged
T... over 1 year ago
How absolutely?ucking true…
cfkelley over 1 year ago
Libs are easily trolled. I like the sights and sounds of their pointy little heads exploding whenever they see/hear something that upsets them.
787 over 1 year ago
In general, it’s anyone who is not in lock-step with their ideals.
DanielClémenson Premium Member over 1 year ago
Aaaaand doing that in the wrong part of the USA!
haasmeister over 1 year ago
I agree, even subtle digs into politics is unwelcome by some readers but I’ve seen it lean both ways. Non Sequitur was cut by a lot of papers because of a graphic that, if you squinted your eyes and tilted your head, looked like it may have included a very derogative comment about Trump.
Arghhgarrr Premium Member over 1 year ago
First truthful thing he has said.
bakana over 1 year ago
She’s gonna Blow any minute now.
Or, as the Whalers used to say: “Thar she blows, and Sparm at that.”
harvey812abc over 1 year ago
First honest thing he has said!
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Used to be political humor was directed at politics and politicians in general, not an attack on one side or the other. Don’t tell me “the libs” are all a bunch of hard-working angels.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago
Thank you, Wiley! Thank you so much!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️